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I Used an Entire Kingdom to Torment One Person - Crusader Kings III - Let's Game It Out
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Paradox Development Studio brings you the sequel to one of the most popular strategy games ever made. Crusader Kings III is the heir to a long legacy of historical grand strategy experiences and arrives with a host of new ways to ensure the success of your royal house.
Choose a royal or noble house from a number of realms on a map that stretches from Iceland to India, from the Arctic Circle to Central Africa.
Guide a dynasty through the centuries, ensuring the security and power of each new generation. Gather new lands and titles to cement your legacy.
Be a pious king to bring the religious powers to your side, or strike out on your own, designing your own splinter religion and earning everlasting fame or eternal damnation.
Knights, peasant revolts, pilgrimages, Viking raiders... experience the drama and pageantry of the Middle Ages.
Adopt one of five different lifestyles, perfecting your skills in military strategy or kingdom management.
Acquire character traits that will guide your actions, but beware if you act against your nature! The stress from denying your truest self could bring a new host of troubles!
Choose appropriate guardians for your heirs, or train them yourself. But what do you do if the legal heir is not quite up to the job?
Violent characters may develop a fearsome reputation, cowering your timid subjects into obedience with the dread you inspire.
Recruit men-at-arms units and powerful knights to supplement your royal levies.
Research new technologies to increase the wealth and military might of your realm.
Hire mercenaries and Holy Orders for your major wars.
Supplement your income with ransomed prisoners or raiding parties on neighboring realms.
Use your spymaster to discover plots against your dynasty and your rule.
Recruit agents to assist your schemes to undermine or murder anyone who stands between you and power.
Seduce other characters for love or political power.
Gather information for blackmailing purposes or call in favors whenever your plans need an extra bit of influence.
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I wanted grace in this series
yeah gamepass is cool for 10 dollars a month you get thousands of free games
AD stands for after death(after christs death) and BC stands for before christ and im not christian but i just know it because i like history
you should have done Hungary so it could be hungry instead XD
damn you know you're big when your sponsor is FREAKIN XBOX. vs like some garbage mobile game no one heard of lol
I just absolutely love how one 7-year old girl managed to bully a king into becoming a drunkard
Actually, she wasn't even 7 yet. She was 7 when he grew up.
she was like 4 when it started lmao
@Aileen P. LUNCHTIME MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@Aileen P. What?
She was 4 XD
As much as Josh screws around with the game, the most absurd thing is that the default King was bullied by a toddler at age 14.
Pretty standard Crusader Kings fare honestly
He then proceeded to torment her the rest of his life
sounds like Joffrey lannister and Arya Stark
*King Phillipe will remember that*
@Ferocious Malicious Ghost yeah, but it was after a while, the characters get older with time
Honestly, the only unrealistic thing about this is that Vainmonde's name isn't Grace.
Maybe Vainmonde's name means Grace in TASTY. XD
@Iron Wraith “grace” is a entity who’s shape can change depending on her surroundings. This is why she can be a janitor, shark, zookeeper, astronaut and several other things. She cannot die, as she is stuck in an endless circle of suffering.
I know right!!!
I think that when 2020 is over, we are gonna hear from the sky: “I hope you had fun, I know I did”
most biblicaly acureate angles say " be not afriad"
that biblicaly acureate angle whould have said " be afraid."
December 2022:still nothing
2 years later, it still sucks.
Little did they know it got worse
That death notice... "There was no argument he could not peacefully resolve." Just after drinking himself to death because he was bullied by a toddler. I feel like Vainmonde won that round.
Vainmonde playing the long game
@Alyssa Hunter who the hell copies a comment and puts it in a random reply
This dynasty is making me hungry
Form an alliance with Brittany and see if you can levy their spearmen to fight for you. Then you can send Brittany's Spears against your enemies.
In reality its a ploy to weaken their own army as you secretly back the heir's (your wife's brother) bastard younger brother. Then stab him in the back as you claim your wife's rights and descend upon the people of Brittany as a savior amongst these troubled times.
@Architech It was a joke, read it again. "Britany Spears" u get it ?
Playing the game properly isn't really his forte in fact he's best at playing a game in the worst way possible
INVADE ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
As a french guy I’ve never been this proud of Philippe his dynasty and what you’ve done to my country. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMad respect
you mean a tasty guy
@RandomDude0121 darn it, now I have to go find 110 more people to like. Hold, please.
@Shawn Welker Aha, 778 now
@RandomDude0121 looking at this five months later it's 777.
@RandomDude0121 same :]
I can't stop laughing at Josh being bullied into being a drunkard by a 7 year old.
“I used an entire kingdom to torment one person”
Me: “Let me guess... Grace?”
*But then it wasn’t.....*
vainmonde: i wish it was
Her name translates to Grace. True story
Ah, but you see, vainmonde is the far distant relative of Grace! For generations, they recount the tale of how their entire lineage was put into an eternal curse because of the actions of their great ancestor! That because of her snide and utterly rude ways, Vainmonde has cast an eternity of suffering down the generations and eons for everyone known as Grace!
I was expecting the same thing.
“Medieval Times were rough” he says as he meticulously ruins his childhood rival’s life
Me when he picked France : [visible happiness]
Me remembering im watching lets game it out : Oh no
Both of us know that you want him as your president whether you admit it or not
@Rigierish oui, im definitely signing so when I become a MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMgirl now
Josh: “Oh no. I can rename France.”
French Viewers, Probably: 😬
you mean tasty viewers
@Vitali Have you not paid attention ? The adjective is not MMMMMMMMian, it's TASTY.
@Vitali Oh so you're already surrendering to the idea?
@Dank Cats Memes given Philip and Robert the lion I'd wager it's before the end of the French monarchy, seems very historical up to Maria Antoinette's let them eat cake and John law and his stock market crash leading to lesmiserables and the rise of Napoleon
@Haruhi Suzumiya Yeah but Before Or After The Great Beheading?
I’d like to pretend that if the other kingdoms put one more or less “M” on the diplomacy letters war is declared on them
You don’t need to pretend, it is exactly what happens
Josh: *Reading about Renaud's death*
Josh: "It was only then that the body was found, bloody, mangled and torn by- oh God lets just skip to the end"
*only had one sentence left to read*
I love how Josh breaks games, and my gf loves ck3. I showed this to her and she said "yeah, basically normal ck3 gameplay" this is how you learn that stamping out an entire family tree is considered legitimate strategy by your SO.
His cute laughs at MMMMMMM is the greatest blessing humanity ever received, which is ironic because the person himself is the physical embodiment of chaotic neutral tenfold.
Josh's level of casual psychopath is reaching new heights.
Psychopath level is 1000000000
Calm, zealous, paranoid and curious are probably the most contradictory adjectives I’ve heard used to describe someone, which leads me to believe that it’s a real personality.
"I'm going to ignore my duties to my country and focus on petty revenge, all the while waging frivolous wars"
-> Accidentally does entirely realistic play-through.
Overall a decent lad.
this comment aged
@deathwish - The English and the French had a war that spanned for about 120 years. I don't think we can hold a candle to the amount of armed conflicts our ancestors got into.
hey ignoring your duties and focusing on petty revenge may be historically accurate
but I'm pretty sure they went to war wayyyyy less than we do lol
Did you guys know that being a bandit and robbing farmers and merchants was an entirely accepted way of earning money for a nobleman? The only one who minded was maybe the noble in whose territory they did this, but that was often more annoyance why they chose their territory and got the peasants riled up.
Being a farmer, merchant or working for anyone except a high noble were all considered much worse options.
I feel like Josh was hungry while he made this.
Josh probably smoked a joint while playing this game.
Not going to lie, this whole episode is pretty accurate to what your average 14-year-old would actually do.
I am an expert in History of Western Kingdoms, and all the events that happened here are very accurate, totally real legit. Very good historical job.
josh, understand that you’ve helped me through hard times in life. your videos just make me laugh so hard and forget about all of my worries in life. thank you.
This is one of the few games I take *extremely* seriously when I play, and I had a blast watching you make the whole thing silly. 🤣
This man has to be the most patient human alive
@Herman Munchther nah, he's quality's been increasing for the last 2 years, constantly.
I think his wife is probably the most patient human alive
Second most patient. The most patient is Grace biding time for her revenge.
He literally spent 42 hours building AN ENTIRE CITY on planet zoo
"What are hair loops?"
*Josh smiles evilly*
"Yup, done and done."
Currently taking Medieval History, according to the syllabus we don't learn about the Tasty War of 1072 till week 6 :(
I’m taking the final exam of that, need some answered ASAP
Ah man my school did not lein the historical dynasty of the hungry for breky dynasty in my school and the tasty war of 1066:(
this video must have been one big historical spoiler
Im a little disappointed that they didn’t talk about the Hungry For Brekky dynasty in my history class
@Nathan Maxson bro, don't spoil it
There NEEDS to be a new game genre - Grace Simulator VR 2021. Lets you experience first hand what it's like to live your life as Grace and then meet Josh and regret it.
A lot of people have talked about Crusader Kings to me, and from everything I've heard about this game, this is exactly how you're supposed to play it.
Josh: What sort of trickery is this?
The motto "VICTORY THOUGH MY STOMACH" sounds like competitive vore
Vainmonde? They sure pronounced "Grace" oddly in medieval times.
I had a stroke trying to read this
Wow, I’m seeing a lot of vainmonde instead of a lot of Gracemonde
@Jim Welch yes
Guess suffering at the hands of Josh runs in the family.
As everyone knows, Vainmonde is a version of the Finnish name 'Väinämöinen', who was a legendary powerful wizard whose myths inspired J.R.R. Tolkein to create his character 'Gandalf'. The name means 'wide and slow-flowing river' to imply a beneficial power. Some Finns are nammed Väinö to this day.
Why is Josh just saying "MMMMMMMMMM" hilarious?
Ever since Anthony’s departure Josh has never been the same.
Now no Developer or game is safe from Josh’s Wrath. Like a demon of hell he torments and Tortures all that manage to fall in his way.
I love the visible weakness from the king being bullied by a 8 year old.
8 year old girl: *hits king* king: I'm bieng bullied by an 8 year old. help me. It isn't like i can hit her back lol
i heard casius belli as gaseous belly and really burst out laughing at "i have an upset tummy, or a cause for war"
I imagine the officials of other realms being like "Damn how many M's is it again ?"
Mi'lord you only wrote 40 M's and not 50
this is a hilarious thought lmao
the beurocracy must be painful
"I HATE writing to this guy... scribes working in shifts just to write all those M's before I get another damn letter saying 'You there?' he's the absolute worst..."
@Jonathan Now I'm imagining a comically long stamp being used on a regular sized paper
what it says: Em
Your head: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have never laughed so hard at a let's play in my entire life
Obsessed with this channel, I love your humor. Your channel always cheers me up. Thank you!
Ah the beauty of being calm and paranoid at the same time
Stumbling upon Josh’s channel might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me this year
I couldn’t stop laughing when he started renaming everything at the beginning. Josh is such a character 😂
Vainmonde one time in kindergarten: Thou art Smelly.
Josh: So you have chosen... Death.
General Alduin seems accurate to me
Lev Peslyak wouldn’t surprise me if King Lunchtime went to the ends of the earth to find a way to keep Vainmont immortal, even though she only bullied his father.
Oh, Josh is not giving her the salvation of death, heck no.
FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!
Fun fact: If you adjust a skill to 69 the description reads "nice" instead of "excellent"
Josh: reads paragraph and is about to finish
Also josh: gets bored and skips a line
dude we need you to continue this series
Hey Josh. I'm so glad I discovered your channel. I've been bingeing all your videos and haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Keep up the great work. And I can't wait to play Planet Zoo.
I don't even play video games, but if I DID.... I'd play like I see you play in these videos. I freaking love this! lol
Can u imagine an army running in to a war chanting
“Victory will be in our tummies” 😂😂 Edit: thank you guys so much for all the likes.
France would be the country that would do that during that time.
@Demonheim I'd like a bunch of cannabis too tho
@Avenged84 i like a bunch of cannabis
oh wait nevermind i cant see im blind.
I have a game in Crusader kings 3 where I have a daughter who is also my grand daughter and also my sister in law. so at least it really is historically accurate.
that could actually be terrifying if the enemy took it to men that they would eat you and your ppl
Taco Bell Cashier: And what's gonna be the name on that order today?
Josh: My name is King Philippe of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, of the House of Hungy for Brekky Dynasty, where our motto is "VICTORY THROUGH MY TUMMY"
Someone has to make a list of every video in which Josh torments Grace.
I'd love to see you do a full playthrough of this, this was hilarious!
I found your channel a week ago and stayed up for hours watching your videos, I love all the chaos you bring to the virtual world and bring humor every situation
girl: your a REDACTED
Josh: ill hurt you in a way your daughter literally feels it
7 year old girl: *exists*
Josh: *why do i hear boss music*
As always, amazing video. All I'm going to say is have you seen Craftopia on Steam? The first two pictures involve enslaving animals (Pokemon style) to run endlessly in wheels to generate power and the second shows conveyor belts (I know I know, the holy grail) feeding cows into a giant pot of...orange cow soup...? It looks right up your street! Oh yea and there are also aircraft Panzer IVs and hover-boards. Because why not at this point??
Get this up to HQ
I've had the shittest month my gf left me, I lost my job, I got a knife put to my face and I broke my leg but its great you can still make me laugh and Bring a smile big love keep doing what you're doing mate! X
it's been a year hope you getting better
The fact that Josh named almost everything after food related things makes him look like this universe's Big Mom from One Piece
I was crying by 3 mins in. Thank you for the hilariously dedicated content. Got me through quarantine
I can imagine an actual person named Grace watching Josh's channel and saying "Why me again... " 🤣
Didn’t even note that he “drunk himself to death”
Or that he got the trait Ill from getting lost in the woods.
Though at great cost, Vainmonde won in the end.
Idk why but lets game it out just has this really impressive ability to make me laugh without laughing
Even though I don't understand 50% of your words, the video is still fun, especially this one, it made me laugh so hard I couldn't get enough air
I'm so glad that he became a Let's player and not a serial killer👍🏼
“If you fail, try try again. But isn’t that the definition of insanity?” -Ortiel the creator of the mad game cookieclicker
"Oh no, I can rename France" may be one of the best things I've heard on this channel
The idea of a rich and powerful young man being relentlessly bullied and tormented by a random preschooler absolutely needs to be a movie.
the reveal of the new king had me laughing pretty good.
Seing Josh making the history of my country brings me happy tears
Damn your accent on "Guillaume" was actually spot on, kudos to you my man
Pleeeaaaassseee make more of this. This game has endless possibilities for your video style
I really appreciate the fact you put “ad” in your titles, you truely are one of the greatest content creators. It’s beautiful that you don’t lie and cheat like all the other creators. Lots of love brother💪
"You can be a psychopath in limitless ways"
Jail is just a room
my vassals vassal is not my vassal, but my daughter's daughter is still my daughter
Another pro tip -
It's only illegal if you get caught
I hope Josh would really play this not only as an ad
Moral of the story: Never play a game on an empty stomach.
As a French guy myself, I confirm that everything in this video is 100% history accurate
You make all games seem more intertaining than they ever should be
1:26 "We have some traits here for example we're calm, zealous, paranoid.." 😂😂
Wow, you didn't actually break the game this time, this is actually how you're supposed to play this game.
@Winjin I guess he tried to destroy what he could. I guess it's really hard finding funny bugs in a so much text driven game, so he made the thing with the names. Or at least I hope how this went, because if they asked him, I couldn't really enjoy the ad videos anymore
@Mr. T Well I really hope for a sequel then
@Winjin yeah, that's probably why he couldn't get into the really weird stuff you can do in CK, since he was just trying to figure out how to play the game
Unfortunately, it's an ad, so I'm guessing they asked him not to break everything.
But I never saw gameplay of CK before that, and it seems INSANELY complicated. Like, real-life complicated.
Only 3 minutes in and I've already laughed hard enough for my stomach to hurt.
I’d love for you to play more of this.
I didn't know my country had such a cool history. I really need to pay attention in class. Thank you professor Josh!
Josh your videos always make my day so much better.
You made this game look entertaining so I bought it.
Do tutorial, start a new game after. Day 1 get married, plan for an heir, day 2, contract leprosy, fertility -95%.
“So, where do you come from?”
@Gigi Playz I just had a flashback to Sethorven's Dark souls 3 playthrough.
@Masayashi nice to know someone else saw that
@Lost Game Dev *THE KINGDOM OF MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-*
I'm the 666 like have I placed bad luck on MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM forever oh no!
@DanDann the likes of this comment:am i joke to you?
I miss the days of Anthony's fantastic voice acting. This would have been perfect for him.
I did not realize the influence Josh had in the gaming world.
I love you Josh, honestly- You’re a wonderful role model and I absolutely adore the transparency and the love for the art of content creation.
You are a gem!
Such a missed opportunity to choose Hungary! It would have been an amazing fit for the dynasty .(even though I hate that joke)
If everything that Josh did in this game became real, then Barcelona wouldn't be speaking Catalán but French, lots of things would have been different for us🤔
Son : "Dad why is my brother name LUNCH TIME?"
Dad : "Because your mother love Lunches"
Son : "Thanks Dad"
Dad : "No problem SECOND BREAKFAST"
SWH HDR because it’s so funny
Dad what happened to First Breakfast?
Notu wake up
Why this made me laugh😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think I actually have ever laughed this hard
Hilarious videos and great for demonstrating important game mechanics. Better than a review in a lot of ways. Makes me want to try these games 👍🏻 keep em comin! 😆
This has to be the best role play I’ve ever seen in crusader kings.
Just the way it's meant to be played...
Will be waiting for a sequel eagerly.
I haven’t laughed like this in a year 🤣
3 year old: “poopiehead”
The whole king: “peace was never an option”
hJacob well there are consorts and figureheads, but that was just a goof on my part😂
the existence of the whole king implies that there is a half king
Red Steak around 69% king
the whole king, I didn't know he was usually partial
Ah yes, *whole king*
i’ve just realized that in his kingdom, since the adjective is „tasty”, his people are „tasty people”. OH GOD NO
If my life is a videogame it is surely played by this man 🙂
Grace is honestly lucky that she didn't get picked for Josh's wrath.