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I Forced A Lawyer To Watch Judge Steve Harvey

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  • Miguel Gibbs
    Miguel Gibbs 3 місяці тому +10488

    harvey should only do cases for families. you know to sort out the feuds.

    • 🚀astro🪐
      🚀astro🪐 3 місяці тому +391

      ba dum tsss

    • mercurbee
      mercurbee 3 місяці тому +447

      steve harvey, from giving families feuds, to solving family feuds

    • Ava
      Ava 3 місяці тому +17

      @🚀astro🪐 who’s the guy on your profile photo I feel like I’ve seen him before but I can’t put my finger on it

    • Ava
      Ava 3 місяці тому +25


    • 🚀astro🪐
      🚀astro🪐 3 місяці тому +20

      @Ava RASCAL ✨✨✨

  • Lily Smith
    Lily Smith 3 місяці тому +6305

    Petition for Jarvis and Jordan to make up an elaborate argument and go on judge Harvey. Maybe Jordan stole some of Jarvis’s valuable Pokémon cards, who’s to say 🤷‍♀️

    • Emery Todd
      Emery Todd 3 місяці тому +208

      Pleaseeeee oh my god that’d be so funny

    • Generic Name
      Generic Name 3 місяці тому +381

      Jarvis sues Jordan for drinking all of his breastmilk.

    • kinnely uwu
      kinnely uwu 3 місяці тому +163

      Be like those guys that would sue eachother constantly on judge judy

    • Apples
      Apples 3 місяці тому +160

      Jarvis won’t stop intentionally misspelling Jordon’s name and it’s causing him emotional distress

    • Youyel
      Youyel 3 місяці тому +64

      Jordan sues Jarvis for only giving him 10% of the video earnings and not 10% of the whole channel

  • Mama Doctor Jones
    Mama Doctor Jones 3 місяці тому +1783

    This is the good content I subbed for. And if you ever need a doctor, I know one. 😂

    • Shmaples
      Shmaples 3 місяці тому +90

      We need this collab!

      QUEER VEE ART 3 місяці тому +67

      YAAASSS OMG PLS COLLAB i will be so happy
      jarvis pls need a doctor, this is the gold channel after all and mama doctor jones is certainly gold standard

    • Lazy Lavender
      Lazy Lavender 3 місяці тому +12


    • KorokSeeds
      KorokSeeds 3 місяці тому +8


    • Kiera Ponting
      Kiera Ponting 3 місяці тому +24

      I love that you're a Jarvis fan!! You're two of my favourite channels 😊

  • Joss
    Joss 3 місяці тому +230

    I am so sad that Steve thinks its ok his aunt verbally abused him for his speech impediment.

    • Jennifer Silves
      Jennifer Silves 2 місяці тому +10

      Me too.
      At least he isn't leaving her anything.

    • Chris B
      Chris B Місяць тому


    • De'Ja
      De'Ja 5 днів тому

      Unfortunately...this is part of our (black) culture.

    • the rat king
      the rat king День тому

      @De'Ja…no? it's just his aunt being a dick and he's essentially been brainwashed into thinking that's okay

  • Amber Kibbe
    Amber Kibbe 3 місяці тому +1150

    As a former postal employee, it is not illegal to send remains and it's super common but it has to be disclosed to us, there has to be paperwork with it and it can only go express shipping because it needs a signature for delivery/ pick up.

    • Nerf
      Nerf 3 місяці тому +34

      whoa! The more you know!

    • Madenique van Wyk
      Madenique van Wyk 3 місяці тому +17

      I'm sorry to ask this hut I suppose it's only remains as in, ash? Like it wouldn't still be ... The body before being cremated. I assume. Man I hope I'm right

    • Amber Kibbe
      Amber Kibbe 3 місяці тому +68

      ​@Madenique van Wyk For a regular person it would be just the cremated remains. Doctors/ labs can mail body parts as long as there's no chance of infection/ hazard. Many animals can be sent through the mail too, dead or alive. We used to work with a vet who would mail off animal heads every couple weeks to get tested for rabies.

    • m
      m 3 місяці тому +8

      @Nerf It's just common sense. Obviously you can't expect that if someone dies while traveling, they'd have to be buried there, they send the body back home, even from other countries let alone another city/state. 😒

  • Luka Nicholas
    Luka Nicholas 3 місяці тому +31

    Am I insane? Why the hell is nobody else freaking out about the fact that she HELD HER MOTHER'S REMAINS HOSTAGE? It's bad enough to lose your mother, but to have someone you thought you could trust keep her from you like that is maddening.

    • Ppossum
      Ppossum 9 днів тому

      Oh yeah, it's crazy. Even sadder is that this is what would have happened if the cousin hadn't paid for the cremation. They would have held the Aunt's ashes until someone paid in a lot of places.

  • MossyMints
    MossyMints 3 місяці тому +6927

    Jarvis kidnapped a lawyer 😭

    • sticki
      sticki 3 місяці тому +447

      omg he better kidnap an even better lawyer to represent him in the trial of kidnapping the lawyer

    • MossyMints
      MossyMints 3 місяці тому +199

      @sticki lawyerception?

    • poobum
      poobum 3 місяці тому +52

      ​@stickigonna need another lawyer for that

    • MossyMints
      MossyMints 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@Allie Hails I'm gonna malfunction

    • Dolphone
      Dolphone 3 місяці тому +3


  • Alecia Walls
    Alecia Walls 3 місяці тому +1748

    As someone who worked in the funeral industry I can say that $5,000 would be a very expensive cremation
    But yes, I do know the actual cremation was only $1,500

    • Elm
      Elm 3 місяці тому +112

      Apparently most of that is emotional damage she is during for

    • Katie Minahan
      Katie Minahan 3 місяці тому +108

      Also, it is not a felony to ship human remains, as long as you are the one in charge of said remains.

    • Maks Largu
      Maks Largu 3 місяці тому +49

      @Katie Minahan only with USPS though

    • Atherness
      Atherness 3 місяці тому +60

      It was 3k for my dad 6 years ago so 5k doesn't seem that crazy

    • Ghoulie
      Ghoulie 3 місяці тому +48

      @Katie MinahanI work at ups and we can’t ship human remains except if it’s “for science”

  • Obi-Wan Pierogi
    Obi-Wan Pierogi 3 місяці тому +1499

    Can confirm cremation is very expensive. It’s been two years since my grandmother passed away and we’ve been unable to pick up her ashes cause we can’t afford it. Luckily they are legally not allowed to like get rid of her but it still is very sad to not be able to get her back. Like I’ve finished the grieving process mostly but I don’t have that final piece done it sucks.

    • Mira Cassandre
      Mira Cassandre 3 місяці тому +132

      I'm sorry for your loss and this situation, this is really sad 😔

    • bard
      bard 3 місяці тому +166

      at least she's still there and presumably safe(?) It would be really messed up if they were allowed to dispose of people like that. that's also fucked up it's that expensive? or at least you'd think they'd still give the family member back? it seems unethical idk

    • Atlas in Tokyo
      Atlas in Tokyo 3 місяці тому +355

      @bard it's so weird to charge money to be born and to die like we didn't ask to do either and we pay for both

    • Possum
      Possum 3 місяці тому +69

      It’s equally as expensive for animals. Luckily for me, yet also not because lost my dog, she died due to what I truly believe was rat poison but the symptoms mimic parvo. The vet refused to see her and due to the chance of Parvo my dog was cremated right away at a heavy discount. My mom mainly paid for the box we have her in. The lady was nice and understanding when my mom explained the situation.

  • Morbid Lemur Man
    Morbid Lemur Man 3 місяці тому +75

    I have a masters in thanatology (the care of dead bodies) and this is actually a huge issue. the bare minimum price for death care is for cremation in a very simple box and tends to be around 2,000$ in the US. if you can not afford it most commonly the state will have the body cremated but you will not receive the ashes back. it's honestly really messed up.

    • Jay Edgar
      Jay Edgar Місяць тому +9

      I know it's not the point of this comment but I think Thanatology is the coolest name for a field of study.
      Like, naming it after the god is just awesome. It's like if the study of storms was called Zeusology or wine making was Dionysology

    • Völundr Frey
      Völundr Frey 14 днів тому +3

      What happens to the ashes if you can't pay? Will they be buried in a proper marked grave or just discarded?

  • Title by Artist
    Title by Artist 3 місяці тому +540

    I wonder what percentage of Steve Harvey's comedy is him repeating back what was just said while looking incredulous.

    • Danielle Collins
      Danielle Collins 3 місяці тому +43

      99% I think

    • Punky Jewster
      Punky Jewster 2 місяці тому +17

      I wish he’d be appalled by his words when it matters

    • Title by Artist
      Title by Artist 2 місяці тому +2

      @Punky Jewster 200% agree

    • Stephen Long
      Stephen Long Місяць тому +6

      Ahh, the Ssniperwolf School of Comedy.

    • Joshua Rush-Garrison
      Joshua Rush-Garrison 9 днів тому

      I guess you’ve never seen his stand up when he was in his prime, theres a reason they were called the kings of comedy

  • ManicMama🖤
    ManicMama🖤 3 місяці тому +34

    I actually laughed when she pulled the urn out in the middle of court 😂 also imagine going to court and the "judge" performs standup for a live audience and then gives everyone money.

    • De'Ja
      De'Ja 5 днів тому

      This would be THE LIFE,lol!

  • NakeyJakey
    NakeyJakey 3 місяці тому +2163

    alex sued me for just trying to be his friend wtf

    • Nobody Four
      Nobody Four 3 місяці тому +131

      get dressed jacob

    • Hayley
      Hayley 3 місяці тому +48

      Steve needs to help you guys mend the relationship and then you can become Jakey, Jakey, Jakey (and Alex) Attorneys at Law.

    • Kuma
      Kuma 3 місяці тому +7

      Give me exclusive knowledge on how far along the new vid is bby

    • Spider-Man
      Spider-Man 3 місяці тому +3

      Get rekt

    • karan aher
      karan aher 3 місяці тому

      ​@Spider-Man the get rekt meme is outdated.

  • Melissa D
    Melissa D 3 місяці тому +561

    This episode is the best ad for life insurance I've ever seen. It's genuinely sad to see two family members fight over a death in the family.

    • patrilineal globalist
      patrilineal globalist 3 місяці тому +64

      Yep. Have a clear and explicit plan for what you want done with your remains and estate after death, make sure people know about it, and also ideally have a way to pay for it/have as much of it done and paid for in advance as possible. It's incredibly hard for relatives to deal with that stuff while grieving.

    • gooodmorning
      gooodmorning 3 місяці тому +6

      I literally got a life insurance ad watching this video lmao

    • Joshua Placker
      Joshua Placker 24 дні тому

      I'm willing to bet they are doing it for the money. Like the story is probably true and she owes her money but they probably got together and decided to go on this show so that they both can get paid. Have Steve Harvey pay for it all.

    • Anne-Sofie
      Anne-Sofie 12 днів тому

      I dont think you should be sad. I don't think the conflict is real at all. I think they went on the show to cover the money together. I don't think there's a shred of real animosity here

  • kaz
    kaz 3 місяці тому +604

    These judge shows would be so funny with lawyers, the lawyers start beating eachother up while everyone else screams

    • Luka J
      Luka J 3 місяці тому +53

      I like the way you think

    • Azurdly Wisterious
      Azurdly Wisterious 3 місяці тому +27

      fan made phoenix wright scenes are like this (source ive run random discord arguments through a phoenix wright scene generator and they are all this ridiculous (especsially if franziska "brings a whip to court" von karma or godot "throws mugs at people" esquire are there))

    • i wake up and boom im a rat
      i wake up and boom im a rat Місяць тому +3

      thats just ace attorney

  • Luca
    Luca 3 місяці тому +68

    You tell us he's a lawyer but I'm not convinced this isn't a love interest in a recent Disney movie

  • Sara K
    Sara K 3 місяці тому +814

    I said “you’re premium” hoping to say it with Jarvis and the absolute burn I felt when he said “overruled”……. How dare he.

    • Jaxson Adros
      Jaxson Adros 3 місяці тому +43


    • aud
      aud 3 місяці тому +49

      did you object to him

    • KT
      KT 3 місяці тому +52

      u should sue for emotional damages

    • join me in the sky
      join me in the sky 2 місяці тому

      Are you 3 years old watching Dora the explorer?? The tv can’t hear you bud

    • aud
      aud 2 місяці тому +10

      @join me in the sky do u have any joy in your life

  • T Leigh
    T Leigh 3 місяці тому +33

    Jarvis has such a warm personality, it always seems like guests settle in and get comfortable quickly ❤

  • loona
    loona 3 місяці тому +4002

    oh i have never been more excited to watch steve harvey pretend to be a judge than i am right this moment

    • impishboss
      impishboss 3 місяці тому +8


    • Tiarawww
      Tiarawww 3 місяці тому +8

      Literally same!

    • The Odour
      The Odour 3 місяці тому +3

      Just like your Mom

    • mocha ꕤ
      mocha ꕤ 3 місяці тому +1

      nice pfp & username;)

    • i.
      i. 3 місяці тому +1

      i feel you Ms.loona 🤝🏻

  • Qimin Lee
    Qimin Lee 3 місяці тому +401

    5:32 fun fact!: in Chinese culture, if we go to a funeral its polite to give "white gold" ( aka some money ) to the grieving family, to help with the costs and all that. My uncle recently passed, and my family's well off so we donated the white gold to charities

    • Dakota Andrews
      Dakota Andrews 3 місяці тому +35

      oh wow! that's really cool, and very sweet of your family to do regarding your uncle's "white gold".

    • GmmBeast
      GmmBeast 3 місяці тому +13

      Interesting! I always love to learn about different cultures' traditions.

  • Par Lonny
    Par Lonny 3 місяці тому +841

    this is the most chill and goofy lawyer i've ever seen.

    • Matt Cottrell
      Matt Cottrell 3 місяці тому +123

      Jarvis only knows chill and goofy people

    • sleepybim
      sleepybim 3 місяці тому +24

      Better call… Alex!

    • Rastaman193
      Rastaman193 3 місяці тому +27

      How many have you seen not working

    • Par Lonny
      Par Lonny 3 місяці тому +4

      @Matt Cottrell true

    • Hannah Ward
      Hannah Ward 3 місяці тому +32

      His tiktok comments are half thirst half admitting to or planning crimes

  • Rachel Ward
    Rachel Ward 3 місяці тому +51

    I used to work for a company that would incorporate human and pet cremains into glass art. You can definitely ship them, but it must be properly labeled. The post office has a specific sticker for it. Before I left they were experimenting with packaging so that the container holding the cremains wouldn't slide around inside the package at the request of the post office. Not sure if that's a standard, or just because we had to deal with dozens of packages a week.

    • Amara Jordan Music
      Amara Jordan Music 3 місяці тому +5

      Yeah you can do tons of stuff with them. Put in pigment for paintings, in tattoos, make them into a gemstone type of material, put in concrete for coral to grow on in the ocean, etc. There’s so much you can do with them. I’m hoping to get my mom’s ashes in a tattoo.
      She’d always kiss the back of my hand and say when the lip print faded she’d be on her way home or back. I want a lip print over my shoulder, so when it’s gone, I’ll be with her again. Now I just have to get past my fear of needles.

  • Takeyia Twitty
    Takeyia Twitty 3 місяці тому +243

    My mom got a letter to appear on Judge Judy once. Her terrible ex-husbands attempt to get out of child support and alimony. They offered her an appearance fee, hotel and travel costs, and that any agreement made on the show would be binding. She turned it down of course cause she was already embarrassed about that whole technically illegal marriage. But yeah it's legally binding arbitration. The determination is made before the actual show from what they told her.

    • Alivia C
      Alivia C 3 місяці тому +13

      my grandma got invited to be on judge Judy as well! we still have the letter lol

    • Joss
      Joss 3 місяці тому +2

      How was the marriage technically illegal?

    • Takeyia Twitty
      Takeyia Twitty 3 місяці тому +38

      @Joss He was married to two other people at the time they registered for marriage in Vegas. One was a common law marriage out of state and the other was his first wife he said he'd divorced and she was supposedly crazy because of a brain tumor. Turns out she did have cancer but wasn't crazy. He never divorced her because he wanted to inherit from her life insurance. She knew about my mom but not his other one. Was a mess.

    • m
      m 3 місяці тому +8

      @Takeyia Twitty "Terrible" is an understatement. 😒
      Yup, it's legally binding arbitration, you don't need to be a real lawyer or judge to do that, but what strikes me is that they were told the judgement before the show and what, had to perform a play on air? 🤨

    • Takeyia Twitty
      Takeyia Twitty 3 місяці тому +9

      @m Keep in mind mom never got past the phone interview phase but from how she tells it that's about the sum of it. The appearance fee they get is pretty hefty and would have in all likelihood covered most of any judgment given. Which is why the amounts dictated on those shows are pretty arbitrary. Like "I'm seeking 300 in restitution" "I award that and 400 on top of that." That kind of thing.
      And yeah he was...not great. If I helps my mom is a level of trauma dump that will literally keep my therapist is diamonds for the next 40 years
      -.- So don't feel especially bad for her. And cancer wife got him back in the end. Which y'know. Good for her.

  • Carlly O.
    Carlly O. 3 місяці тому +33

    “Not in the cremation game anymore” was such a smooth joke

  • Dylan Bartley
    Dylan Bartley 3 місяці тому +5057

    now THIS is some premium content, thank you jarvy

    • Lotus the Mermaid
      Lotus the Mermaid 3 місяці тому +182

      That's Steve Jarvey to us.

    • Ice Wolf
      Ice Wolf 3 місяці тому +52

      We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

    • John love child
      John love child 3 місяці тому +1

      @Lotus the Mermaid 3:23 😅

    • ShunJ89
      ShunJ89 3 місяці тому +10

      But is it free though.

    • HardLee Ever
      HardLee Ever 3 місяці тому +19

      @Lotus the Mermaid That’s JUDGE Steve Jarvy to us

  • Arcadie
    Arcadie 3 місяці тому +296

    My husband and I paid for my brother's cremation after he died way too young last summer and I couldn't in a million years ever see how it'd be okay to hang that over my mom's head and tell her she couldn't have his remains until she paid us back. I couldn't even imagine asking her to, she was already dealing with enough. I know this is dramatized and everything so it isn't this deep but it just made me think about how I wasn't able to start healing from his loss until I hugged his urn for the first time. Healing grief shouldn't ever be held hostage for money.

    • Sean David
      Sean David 3 місяці тому +5

      That’s why it’s gotta be fake

    • wren does nothing
      wren does nothing 3 місяці тому +31

      @Sean David i'm sure this situation is fake, but some people are capable of pretty terrible crap in the name of money.

    • wren does nothing
      wren does nothing 3 місяці тому +6

      the bar is in hell, but i'm glad you didn't hold that over your mom's head.

    • m
      m 3 місяці тому +2

      IKR‽ The whole point to getting help from family or friends is the leniency, otherwise if you were going to have to pay interest or have deadlines or whatever, you may as well just get a loan from a bank or payday-loan place or whatever. 🤦 Many people will just waive it off altogether if they're able to or at least say "forget about, pay it back whenever" (at least partially meaning never). If you can't lean on family in the worst times, wtf good are they for? 😒

    • m
      m 3 місяці тому +1

      @wren does nothing Yup, normal people can't fathom people could actually be like that, but sadly, they can, and worse. 🤦 In _South Park,_ the bar was at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. They should have put it in Hell, but they discontinued the Satan character by then.

  • weirdhousewivesclub
    weirdhousewivesclub 3 місяці тому +274

    Also, as someone who had to drive home with my dad's cremated remains in an urn, you can 100% seat belt the urn in, it's what I did 😂

    • sharinganrose
      sharinganrose 3 місяці тому +25

      Did you take the carpool lane?! 😂

    • weirdhousewivesclub
      weirdhousewivesclub 3 місяці тому +60

      @sharinganrose no lol but if there is such thing as communication from beyond the veil, I'm fairly certain he expressed how he felt about my driving 😅 I ran into some unexpected traffic and started cussing and suddenly started feeling a headache come on and was like sorry dad I'll stop swearing haha and what do you know, the headache went away 🤷‍♀️

  • Samantha Jade
    Samantha Jade 3 місяці тому +16

    If what your mailing is cremated remains, it's not a felony, now if you're trying to mail dismembered body parts thats another story. - A funeral services major

  • OnyxDeity
    OnyxDeity 3 місяці тому +205

    The $10,000 limit is just because that's as much as you can bring in small claims court. Amounts above that spur on a somewhat more rigorous and formal legal procedure.

  • Just a duck
    Just a duck 3 місяці тому +35

    Every time Jarvis says this channel is free I believe it a little bit less, I’ll need to have my lawyer look over this for me.

  • Jaxon
    Jaxon 3 місяці тому +1519

    okay so i CAN actually tell you how this works because my mom was IN this episode!
    so they arent really all actors, some are. they post these casting calls on acting websites. the stories have to actually be true and you need to actually provide evidence for everything. they pay you just to come, and then steve harvey is the one who pays the money you win. so you are like..technically suing steve harvery rather then the other person.
    anyways thats all there is to the show

    • 906robot
      906robot 3 місяці тому +188

      Interesting, so theres not really any consequences to losing

    • Val Olafson
      Val Olafson 3 місяці тому +305

      ​@906robot Except the knowledge that you were on the show.

    • Ariel Reinstein
      Ariel Reinstein 3 місяці тому +26

      wow that’s interesting

    • Manners Bananers
      Manners Bananers 3 місяці тому +164

      You're also generally forced to sign a document saying that you will not try to appeal any decision. So, to a very minor degree, these shows are helping reduce demand for small claims court. Just barely.

    • Verena Becker
      Verena Becker 3 місяці тому +70

      I was involved in a small claims dispute some time ago, and the first thing that happened after we filed it was us receiving offers from several judge shows. They pretty much used that as their main pitch, that if you're awarded payment, they cover most or all of it and therefore guarantee you'll actually receive it, and if you end up being ordered to pay, they'll cover most or all of it.

  • Aidan Pedersen
    Aidan Pedersen 3 місяці тому +105

    Steve Harvey draws his power from the dark dimension, that’s how he’s lived so long and can be a judge on TV and do whatever the f🎉ck he wants on it

    • wren does nothing
      wren does nothing 3 місяці тому +10

      babe wake up, new steve harvey lore just dropped

    • Morwen Nerdbane
      Morwen Nerdbane 3 місяці тому

      That's the problem with this world. There are too many TV judges. The bill comes due.

  • Ice Wolf
    Ice Wolf 3 місяці тому +148

    We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

    • Aris
      Aris 3 місяці тому +1

      LMAOOAO, the tooturnttony multiverse expands

  • Gigi Griffith
    Gigi Griffith 3 місяці тому +17

    If you absolutely cannot afford to cremate a body (which is almost always the cheapest option) you can sign a release form with the county coroner's and the state will cremate . Some county's will offer your loved ones ashes for free or very low cost . If no one gets them they will bury the remains in a large collective grave or columbarium for the loved one at no cost in some places. We also have places like Hart Island which has been used for years as a cemetery for the unclaimed and indigent. Many funeral homes have a cremation closet where they keep unclaimed ashes. Always check with places like DHS (Department of Human Services) and they often have programs to help a person bury their loved one at no or next to no cost.

  • Chloe C
    Chloe C 3 місяці тому +212

    Dying is extremely expensive. Especially without life insurance, caskets are around $2k+ then the actual burial plot, if you're having a funeral....easily $3-5k at minimum. Cremation is around $1-2k, then the urn, if you're having a ceremony etc. Tons of people get into debt burying their loved ones

    • Grace
      Grace 3 місяці тому +25

      That’s exactly why my nana has everything prepped and pre-paid. She also said she doesn’t want a funeral.
      I think the most expensive thing when she dies is the flights to where she lives and where she wants to be buried (Alaska to Pennsylvania)

    • Silburific 17
      Silburific 17 3 місяці тому +20

      That's why we all need to live by the immortal words of Danny DeVito:
      "When I'm dead, just toss me in the trash."

    • wren does nothing
      wren does nothing 3 місяці тому

      @Silburific 17 he's such a skinny legend, god i love him

    • Joss
      Joss 3 місяці тому +1

      Wow. Are these current prices? I was under the impression direct cremation could be under 1K. And then with basic services, around 1800 or so.

    • 🛸pysgod👽
      🛸pysgod👽 3 місяці тому

      WHAT happens if no one can pay. do they just toss u in the TRASH?

  • sadeze m
    sadeze m 3 місяці тому +6

    this is such an incredible collab. I love Alex so much - I'm a judicial procedural specialist and Alex is such an important voice for the legal system. I love how outspoken he is about the horrible injustices that go on in this world.
    And also he does funnies ❤

  • Dog Flamingo
    Dog Flamingo 3 місяці тому +1640

    When my mother passed away, I was trying to get money together for her cremation. She passed at 12:34 on a Friday, and on Monday morning, the hospital called me to complain that I hadn't taken care of the cremation yet. The woman then very coldly said, "If you're too poor to afford it, you can always donate her body, and you won't have to pay for it.". I feel like she was trying to help, but the way she said it was so insulting, almost like she was saying, "We can throw it out for you, if you're too poor.". I couldn't even talk to the crematorium over the weekend, but they acted like I had been dragging my feet and causing them all kinds of problems.

    • Rebecca Hicks
      Rebecca Hicks 3 місяці тому +316

      I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

    • radishfest
      radishfest 3 місяці тому +300

      Horrible. It's already so hard to lose a parent, there's so so so much you have to do while still in shock. I would've had a meltdown if anyone said that about my dad. Hope you're doing alright.

    • Jess Dewhurst
      Jess Dewhurst 3 місяці тому +214

      I am so sorry you experienced that. The lack of empathy people can have following the loss of a parent is disgusting, I know it too. Sending you support, stranger

    • Samantha Hobbs
      Samantha Hobbs 3 місяці тому +154

      Depending on what state your in, you can report that person to the state funeral board in your state.
      I’m so sorry for your awful experience!

    • jaye
      jaye 3 місяці тому +27

      that's so awful, i'm so sorry

  • DarkShadic 9632
    DarkShadic 9632 3 місяці тому +107


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      Atlas in Tokyo 3 місяці тому +3


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      cere 3 місяці тому +3


  • るっしー
    るっしー 3 місяці тому +71

    From what I've learn on Caitlin Doughty's channel, it is extremely expensive to die in the US! Btw i recommend her channel for more education on the subject and death positivity 👍🏻

    • Val Olafson
      Val Olafson 3 місяці тому +2

      And her book.

    • Iris x
      Iris x 3 місяці тому +2

      Her content is so good, I loved her book also

    • Sunem Arreola
      Sunem Arreola 3 місяці тому +1

      Midwestern libraries hosted a zoom where she was interviewed and answered chat questions about Death

  • Amara Jordan Music
    Amara Jordan Music 3 місяці тому +4

    I had issues getting my mother’s remains (family was divvying it up and we’re upset that I had the lion’s share, like it was wrong for my dad -who has remarried- to not have it, or something). Despite knowing how my Mom felt about it before dying (her last weeks ended up being months), it was still an issue.
    It’s why I’m kind of… pro death-talk. We need death plans and for people to know what they are so they can be respected. Being afraid about talking about it isn’t going to help you stay alive; talking about it won’t jinx you. It’s a part of life, and it’s inevitable. It can either be chaos or just another phase, depending on how you deal with it.
    I really dislike the snappy death one liners in the show; if I’d really *recently* lost my Mom, it would be really hard to hear the idea of people chopping her up into little pieces to burn, as ridiculous as it is IRL. Because, that’s my Mom. She was my best friend. I respected her in life and I’m sure as hell not changing that in death.

  • goos3 billogn4
    goos3 billogn4 3 місяці тому +43

    I do not want this to sound like body shaming, but I cannot get over how flat his hair is. it is satisfying. I want to set like a sheet of paper on it gently

  • meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow 3 місяці тому +6

    More of you and this chill lawyer guy, please!!

  • James Walsh
    James Walsh 3 місяці тому +1254

    Lolo is one pair of glasses away from cosplaying Peter Griffin

    • Atlas in Tokyo
      Atlas in Tokyo 3 місяці тому +17


    • Ashton Freeman
      Ashton Freeman 3 місяці тому +36

      damn u beat me to this joke lmao

    • Josh
      Josh 3 місяці тому +25

      Glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

    • Faron
      Faron 3 місяці тому +91

      He's like if you gave Peter griffin the handsome squidward treatment

    • Idolbottle
      Idolbottle 3 місяці тому +36

      He posted this comment to his twitter😭

  • Dam Hood
    Dam Hood 3 місяці тому +40

    You two need to do this together more often.

  • emmuh
    emmuh 3 місяці тому +58

    As someone who received the remains of their cremated grade uncle. You can ship human remains. However, the box has tape all around it saying human remains.

  • Jamie Jam
    Jamie Jam 3 місяці тому +4

    I know this is staged etc but it is an absolutely bananas concept to withhold someone’s HUMAN REMAINS from their family member as “collateral”. I understand being pissed off that you haven’t been paid and wanting your money but you would never catch me holding someone’s ashes hostage. That’s bonkers behavior.
    P.S. I love this collab!

  • TruthSeeker
    TruthSeeker 3 місяці тому +37

    Yasss! I can’t stand Steve Harvey so the only way I can tolerate watching is with some intelligent and hilarious commentary from you, Jarvis! Can’t wait to watch!! I always like the videos before watching because I know already I’ll LOVE WHATEVER content you create. Happy Memorial Day to you! Hope you’re enjoying the day and relaxing to take some much needed down time. 🩵

    • Katrina
      Katrina 3 місяці тому +9

      I hate alllllll these fake judge shows. They totally misrepresent the legal system.

    • Fatima Al-Ali
      Fatima Al-Ali 3 місяці тому +3

      Me too. I never liked this man

  • fran
    fran 3 місяці тому +3

    it’s honestly pretty sweet! my mom is obsessed with this show so i’ve seen a couple episodes and he often gives people more money to help them out/ pays the money someone is suing for

  • Ricardo Tavares
    Ricardo Tavares 3 місяці тому +56

    Therapist: Sexy Peter Griffin isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
    Sexy Peter Griffin:

  • Kit
    Kit 3 місяці тому +20

    Harvey went through a weird emotional roller coaster there. Like is he going through some stuff or it is the effects of his age hitting him?
    Also I like how jarvis brought a lawyer on to watch a show that had basically no basis in real court proceedings, so he had nothing to say that was particular relevant to him being a lawyer 😂

  • Andrew Walker
    Andrew Walker 3 місяці тому +11

    steve was so happy to start making those jokes, so much genuine glee.

  • _Gay_Grim_
    _Gay_Grim_ 3 місяці тому +10

    "The United States Postal Service offers the only legal method of shipping cremated remains domestically or internationally." She technically legally could have shipped her aunt but she couldn't use FedEx she needed to use the United States postal service lmfao

  • Natalie Martindale
    Natalie Martindale 3 місяці тому +20

    We need more. Jarvis needs to watch multiple episodes and post a video like each month to catch up with Judge Harvey 😂

  • Mersch Mania
    Mersch Mania 3 місяці тому +7

    I would watch so much Judge Jarvis. Even if it’s a fake episode with your boys. That sounds like quality content.

  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg 3 місяці тому +216

    Next video: "I forced Saul Goodman to watch Judge Steve Harvey and go insane"

  • SauceyRed
    SauceyRed 3 місяці тому +32

    I'd love to see more of Alex on this channel!

  • Darrius
    Darrius 3 місяці тому +26

    He may be a real lawyer, but he's not on TV court shows, so his opinion is overruled on the honorable Judge Steve "The Mustache" Harvey incredible take on the law. Jarvis is also clearly jealous of Steve's facial hair.

  • Ziggy Valentine
    Ziggy Valentine 3 місяці тому +5

    Alex has great charisma; you two mesh very well.

  • RI ZAS
    RI ZAS 3 місяці тому +18

    It's actually perfectly legal for cremated remains to go through the mail, I think there's just a particular procedure to be followed, and I'm sure it's a little expensive. (Source: I worked for a cemetery for 2 years and received multiple sets of cremated remains in the mail for placement/burial.)

  • Gabby M
    Gabby M 2 місяці тому +1

    I'd kill to see Jarvis pretend to be a judge while his friends present cases against each other to him

  • Kaitlyn
    Kaitlyn 3 місяці тому +131

    this is finally going to answer all the questions i’ve ever had about these fake judge shows

  • benadrylgelll zzz
    benadrylgelll zzz 3 місяці тому +16

    Ok if this is real then imagine how messed up in your head you have to be to keep your cousin’s mother’s remains from them

  • Andrea Melissa
    Andrea Melissa 3 місяці тому +13

    I love how you got a criminal lawyer for this because I say the same things about criminal cases that he says about civil cases. 😂

  • death boy
    death boy 3 місяці тому +5

    5 thousand is pretty common for a cremation based service. I work in a funeral home and I’m basically a funeral planner. 5 thousand is pretty cheap for an entire service, but for cremation alone is pretty steep

  • CalvinandHobbes
    CalvinandHobbes 3 місяці тому +12

    This took so many turns, I thought this would be good, but didn't expect it to be great. Now I understand Steve Harvey's long-running career, pure madness, thanks for bringing the GOLD Jarvis!

  • Bhart Leby
    Bhart Leby 3 місяці тому +4

    Alex was a joy. You both have a great vibe with each other!

  • Emma Paterson
    Emma Paterson 3 місяці тому +26

    Two professors at my college went to The People's Court show over a legitimate dispute lol, can at least confirm they weren't actors

  • cj
    cj 3 місяці тому +7

    jarvy and alex putting some swag sexy mustache vibes into the world thank you boys for your service

  • Charli Zern
    Charli Zern 3 місяці тому +11

    I know for USPS at least, you can ship ashes. They are required to be shipped priority express and have stickers that say CREMATED REMAINS in big white letters on a bright red background. Priority express mail is only sorted by hand and never put into the regular mail stream which is mostly sorted with machines at big facilities. Accidents do happen though….. I know one box of ashes broke open at the facility I used to work at, before I was working there.

  • KM
    KM 3 місяці тому +2

    I will say my family spoke about my dads ashes in a similar manner. We got a tree that we can plant with a portion of my dads ashes and it took about a month to be delivered and we just had a box of his ashes. Well we got the tree and I just hear my mom yell “holy shit I lost your father” we couldn’t find the box of ashes so we just planted the tree hoping that my sister wouldn’t know (she’s a little more sensitive about it then the rest of us). Then about 3 weeks later I get a call from my mom saying she found him in the bookcase. So we had to dig up the tree, dig a bigger hole, put the box in, then replant the tree. My sister still doesn’t know and I have a fun dead dad story to tell.

  • Vee ♡
    Vee ♡ Місяць тому +2

    Honestly the part about buckling the ashes in doesn’t sound fake at all. We kept my grandfather in the car for months cuz we didn’t know what to do with him, but he always loved a good car ride. 😂 We kept him in a box in the trunk though, but we should have put him in my niece’s car seat.

  • DantorGD
    DantorGD 3 місяці тому

    bringing your lawyer onto your channel is pretty gnarly! Keep up the good work!

  • Ashe Neal
    Ashe Neal 3 місяці тому +62

    My love for your content, Jarvis, is immense.

  • Jasmine Moore
    Jasmine Moore 3 місяці тому +20

    Im so hyped for this content, I am also obsessed with Steve Harvey being a judge lol

  • Sideways
    Sideways Місяць тому +1

    The funniest thing about this to me is imagining court proceedings where the judge angrily finds one of the parties in contempt of court and sends them to the slammer for not unblocking the other party on their phone.

  • Leewoo Boi
    Leewoo Boi 3 місяці тому +2

    So nice to see Peter get back on his feet after the divorce from Lois

  • Gweeftina
    Gweeftina 3 місяці тому +2

    DAMN Alex could take me to court and overrule my verdict any day

  • Snakesonaframe
    Snakesonaframe 3 місяці тому +1

    You can definitely ship human remains. There are companies that you can send a loved one’s ashes, hair, etc. to for them to be made into an art piece or keepsake. You have to mail them to get them to the company. It’s also not uncommon for bodies/ashes to be “shipped” if they die away from where they’d like to be buried. I believe you do have to mark the package as containing human remains, but I’m not sure. It may depend on your area.

  • e.m.
    e.m. 3 місяці тому +56

    It’s a good day when Jarvis uploads 😊

  • thoughtlesskills
    thoughtlesskills 3 місяці тому +3

    Never thought I could feel sorry for a lawyer

  • Gwen Stephan
    Gwen Stephan 3 місяці тому +1

    Mad props to lolo, somehow having time to write a novel while being a public defender!!

  • ChicoHavarti
    ChicoHavarti 3 місяці тому +7

    Steve was born in 1957, so yeah he's pretty old. He honestly looks really good for a 66 year old

  • registered jopper
    registered jopper 3 місяці тому +4

    i want this exact scenario to play out among my family when i die. but without the blocking and bad relationship

  • Noblesse [蒼桜-くん] Sapphire
    Noblesse [蒼桜-くん] Sapphire 3 місяці тому +1

    I enjoy this so much, you and Mr. Lolo have good chemistry and timing for every joke so it's not awkward, and it actually flows well, another great video, Jarvis :D

  • Elvina Ageycheva
    Elvina Ageycheva 3 місяці тому +16

    I just finished writing my thesis, and a video by Jarvis is the best reward

  • Madison
    Madison 3 місяці тому +1

    Lolo is awesome. Love to see him breaking into the youtube sphere

  • Baph's Bad At Gaming
    Baph's Bad At Gaming Місяць тому +2

    The strangest part of all this is that my best friend's mother passed recently and the day we picked up her remains we did a "girls day" to help her keep her mind off of the grief. Her mom's ashes literally sat in the back seat of my car while we went shopping. Even stranger? Her brother had to pick them up because he was on the same side of town and my friend also happened to be dropping off an Xbox he had bought. So we also literally exchanged an Xbox for human remains. I wish I was fucking kidding.

  • Aly
    Aly 3 місяці тому +1

    I am politely requesting more of these videos because this was truly GOLD content

  • ScoldedMilk
    ScoldedMilk 3 місяці тому +10

    19:05 Oh my god, Judge Beast is 100% going to be a thing someday. Unless he like, dies in a car accident beforehand that's absolutely going to happen.

  • 7theSage
    7theSage 3 місяці тому +1

    Never thought I’d hear someone say they weren’t in the “cremation game anymore” 😂

  • Haus Of 9 Tarot
    Haus Of 9 Tarot 3 місяці тому +10

    Love that Alex went from being all over my TT feed to my YT feed

  • Scout Olson
    Scout Olson 3 місяці тому +3

    As far as I know, it is legal to ship human remains in the States. Caitlin from Ask a Mortician shipped out cremated remains in a vlog and had to put a "human remains" sticker on the package. She didn't mention how much it cost.

  • Tessa Lyyvuo
    Tessa Lyyvuo 3 місяці тому +2

    Caitlin Daughty of Ask a Mortician has talked a lot about the problems regarding funeral industry. How expensive it is and how people should have more options about how they could be buried.
    I was just reminded of that when you talked about how expensive cremation is and how you would like to be left in the woods.

  • Amanda Nelson
    Amanda Nelson 3 місяці тому +1

    I kinda love Steve Harvey’s alternate vision of the court system lol

  • Lilith The Butch Bicth
    Lilith The Butch Bicth 3 місяці тому +6

    I enjoy how Alex is dressed as Peter Griffin for this video.

  • Ms. Latika
    Ms. Latika 3 місяці тому

    I really appreciated both of your opinions on this show! Thanks for the laughs!!

  • Badger
    Badger 3 місяці тому +9

    Amazing concept. Sublime execution. The quality I come to expect from gold content!

  • Cadenza
    Cadenza 3 місяці тому +2

    Judge Jarvis needs to be a show! U can hire LolOverruled for consulting

  • lacroixboimarx
    lacroixboimarx 3 місяці тому +1

    Never thought I’d see a loloverruled collab but I’m here for it.

  • Gunbunny2020
    Gunbunny2020 2 місяці тому

    Listening to a real lawyer call him judge Harvey kills me just a little bit every time