I Forced A Lawyer To Watch Judge Steve Harvey

harvey should only do cases for families. you know to sort out the feuds.

Petition for Jarvis and Jordan to make up an elaborate argument and go on judge Harvey. Maybe Jordan stole some of Jarvis’s valuable Pokémon cards, who’s to say 🤷‍♀️

This is the good content I subbed for. And if you ever need a doctor, I know one. 😂

I am so sad that Steve thinks its ok his aunt verbally abused him for his speech impediment.

As a former postal employee, it is not illegal to send remains and it's super common but it has to be disclosed to us, there has to be paperwork with it and it can only go express shipping because it needs a signature for delivery/ pick up.

Am I insane? Why the hell is nobody else freaking out about the fact that she HELD HER MOTHER'S REMAINS HOSTAGE? It's bad enough to lose your mother, but to have someone you thought you could trust keep her from you like that is maddening.

Jarvis kidnapped a lawyer 😭

As someone who worked in the funeral industry I can say that $5,000 would be a very expensive cremation
But yes, I do know the actual cremation was only $1,500

Can confirm cremation is very expensive. It’s been two years since my grandmother passed away and we’ve been unable to pick up her ashes cause we can’t afford it. Luckily they are legally not allowed to like get rid of her but it still is very sad to not be able to get her back. Like I’ve finished the grieving process mostly but I don’t have that final piece done it sucks.

I have a masters in thanatology (the care of dead bodies) and this is actually a huge issue. the bare minimum price for death care is for cremation in a very simple box and tends to be around 2,000$ in the US. if you can not afford it most commonly the state will have the body cremated but you will not receive the ashes back. it's honestly really messed up.

I wonder what percentage of Steve Harvey's comedy is him repeating back what was just said while looking incredulous.

I actually laughed when she pulled the urn out in the middle of court 😂 also imagine going to court and the "judge" performs standup for a live audience and then gives everyone money.

alex sued me for just trying to be his friend wtf

This episode is the best ad for life insurance I've ever seen. It's genuinely sad to see two family members fight over a death in the family.

These judge shows would be so funny with lawyers, the lawyers start beating eachother up while everyone else screams

You tell us he's a lawyer but I'm not convinced this isn't a love interest in a recent Disney movie

I said “you’re premium” hoping to say it with Jarvis and the absolute burn I felt when he said “overruled”……. How dare he.

Jarvis has such a warm personality, it always seems like guests settle in and get comfortable quickly ❤

oh i have never been more excited to watch steve harvey pretend to be a judge than i am right this moment

5:32 fun fact!: in Chinese culture, if we go to a funeral its polite to give "white gold" ( aka some money ) to the grieving family, to help with the costs and all that. My uncle recently passed, and my family's well off so we donated the white gold to charities

this is the most chill and goofy lawyer i've ever seen.

I used to work for a company that would incorporate human and pet cremains into glass art. You can definitely ship them, but it must be properly labeled. The post office has a specific sticker for it. Before I left they were experimenting with packaging so that the container holding the cremains wouldn't slide around inside the package at the request of the post office. Not sure if that's a standard, or just because we had to deal with dozens of packages a week.

My mom got a letter to appear on Judge Judy once. Her terrible ex-husbands attempt to get out of child support and alimony. They offered her an appearance fee, hotel and travel costs, and that any agreement made on the show would be binding. She turned it down of course cause she was already embarrassed about that whole technically illegal marriage. But yeah it's legally binding arbitration. The determination is made before the actual show from what they told her.

“Not in the cremation game anymore” was such a smooth joke

now THIS is some premium content, thank you jarvy

My husband and I paid for my brother's cremation after he died way too young last summer and I couldn't in a million years ever see how it'd be okay to hang that over my mom's head and tell her she couldn't have his remains until she paid us back. I couldn't even imagine asking her to, she was already dealing with enough. I know this is dramatized and everything so it isn't this deep but it just made me think about how I wasn't able to start healing from his loss until I hugged his urn for the first time. Healing grief shouldn't ever be held hostage for money.

Also, as someone who had to drive home with my dad's cremated remains in an urn, you can 100% seat belt the urn in, it's what I did 😂

If what your mailing is cremated remains, it's not a felony, now if you're trying to mail dismembered body parts thats another story. - A funeral services major

The $10,000 limit is just because that's as much as you can bring in small claims court. Amounts above that spur on a somewhat more rigorous and formal legal procedure.

Every time Jarvis says this channel is free I believe it a little bit less, I’ll need to have my lawyer look over this for me.

okay so i CAN actually tell you how this works because my mom was IN this episode!
so they arent really all actors, some are. they post these casting calls on acting websites. the stories have to actually be true and you need to actually provide evidence for everything. they pay you just to come, and then steve harvey is the one who pays the money you win. so you are like..technically suing steve harvery rather then the other person.
anyways thats all there is to the show

Steve Harvey draws his power from the dark dimension, that’s how he’s lived so long and can be a judge on TV and do whatever the f🎉ck he wants on it

We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

If you absolutely cannot afford to cremate a body (which is almost always the cheapest option) you can sign a release form with the county coroner's and the state will cremate . Some county's will offer your loved ones ashes for free or very low cost . If no one gets them they will bury the remains in a large collective grave or columbarium for the loved one at no cost in some places. We also have places like Hart Island which has been used for years as a cemetery for the unclaimed and indigent. Many funeral homes have a cremation closet where they keep unclaimed ashes. Always check with places like DHS (Department of Human Services) and they often have programs to help a person bury their loved one at no or next to no cost.

Dying is extremely expensive. Especially without life insurance, caskets are around $2k+ then the actual burial plot, if you're having a funeral....easily $3-5k at minimum. Cremation is around $1-2k, then the urn, if you're having a ceremony etc. Tons of people get into debt burying their loved ones

this is such an incredible collab. I love Alex so much - I'm a judicial procedural specialist and Alex is such an important voice for the legal system. I love how outspoken he is about the horrible injustices that go on in this world.
And also he does funnies ❤

When my mother passed away, I was trying to get money together for her cremation. She passed at 12:34 on a Friday, and on Monday morning, the hospital called me to complain that I hadn't taken care of the cremation yet. The woman then very coldly said, "If you're too poor to afford it, you can always donate her body, and you won't have to pay for it.". I feel like she was trying to help, but the way she said it was so insulting, almost like she was saying, "We can throw it out for you, if you're too poor.". I couldn't even talk to the crematorium over the weekend, but they acted like I had been dragging my feet and causing them all kinds of problems.

WE GETTIN OUT OF THE COURTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

From what I've learn on Caitlin Doughty's channel, it is extremely expensive to die in the US! Btw i recommend her channel for more education on the subject and death positivity 👍🏻

I had issues getting my mother’s remains (family was divvying it up and we’re upset that I had the lion’s share, like it was wrong for my dad -who has remarried- to not have it, or something). Despite knowing how my Mom felt about it before dying (her last weeks ended up being months), it was still an issue.
It’s why I’m kind of… pro death-talk. We need death plans and for people to know what they are so they can be respected. Being afraid about talking about it isn’t going to help you stay alive; talking about it won’t jinx you. It’s a part of life, and it’s inevitable. It can either be chaos or just another phase, depending on how you deal with it.
I really dislike the snappy death one liners in the show; if I’d really *recently* lost my Mom, it would be really hard to hear the idea of people chopping her up into little pieces to burn, as ridiculous as it is IRL. Because, that’s my Mom. She was my best friend. I respected her in life and I’m sure as hell not changing that in death.

I do not want this to sound like body shaming, but I cannot get over how flat his hair is. it is satisfying. I want to set like a sheet of paper on it gently

More of you and this chill lawyer guy, please!!

Lolo is one pair of glasses away from cosplaying Peter Griffin

You two need to do this together more often.

As someone who received the remains of their cremated grade uncle. You can ship human remains. However, the box has tape all around it saying human remains.

I know this is staged etc but it is an absolutely bananas concept to withhold someone’s HUMAN REMAINS from their family member as “collateral”. I understand being pissed off that you haven’t been paid and wanting your money but you would never catch me holding someone’s ashes hostage. That’s bonkers behavior.
P.S. I love this collab!

Yasss! I can’t stand Steve Harvey so the only way I can tolerate watching is with some intelligent and hilarious commentary from you, Jarvis! Can’t wait to watch!! I always like the videos before watching because I know already I’ll LOVE WHATEVER content you create. Happy Memorial Day to you! Hope you’re enjoying the day and relaxing to take some much needed down time. 🩵

it’s honestly pretty sweet! my mom is obsessed with this show so i’ve seen a couple episodes and he often gives people more money to help them out/ pays the money someone is suing for

Therapist: Sexy Peter Griffin isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Sexy Peter Griffin:

Harvey went through a weird emotional roller coaster there. Like is he going through some stuff or it is the effects of his age hitting him?
Also I like how jarvis brought a lawyer on to watch a show that had basically no basis in real court proceedings, so he had nothing to say that was particular relevant to him being a lawyer 😂

steve was so happy to start making those jokes, so much genuine glee.

"The United States Postal Service offers the only legal method of shipping cremated remains domestically or internationally." She technically legally could have shipped her aunt but she couldn't use FedEx she needed to use the United States postal service lmfao

We need more. Jarvis needs to watch multiple episodes and post a video like each month to catch up with Judge Harvey 😂

I would watch so much Judge Jarvis. Even if it’s a fake episode with your boys. That sounds like quality content.

Next video: "I forced Saul Goodman to watch Judge Steve Harvey and go insane"

I'd love to see more of Alex on this channel!

He may be a real lawyer, but he's not on TV court shows, so his opinion is overruled on the honorable Judge Steve "The Mustache" Harvey incredible take on the law. Jarvis is also clearly jealous of Steve's facial hair.

Alex has great charisma; you two mesh very well.

It's actually perfectly legal for cremated remains to go through the mail, I think there's just a particular procedure to be followed, and I'm sure it's a little expensive. (Source: I worked for a cemetery for 2 years and received multiple sets of cremated remains in the mail for placement/burial.)

I'd kill to see Jarvis pretend to be a judge while his friends present cases against each other to him

this is finally going to answer all the questions i’ve ever had about these fake judge shows

Ok if this is real then imagine how messed up in your head you have to be to keep your cousin’s mother’s remains from them

I love how you got a criminal lawyer for this because I say the same things about criminal cases that he says about civil cases. 😂

5 thousand is pretty common for a cremation based service. I work in a funeral home and I’m basically a funeral planner. 5 thousand is pretty cheap for an entire service, but for cremation alone is pretty steep

This took so many turns, I thought this would be good, but didn't expect it to be great. Now I understand Steve Harvey's long-running career, pure madness, thanks for bringing the GOLD Jarvis!

Alex was a joy. You both have a great vibe with each other!

Two professors at my college went to The People's Court show over a legitimate dispute lol, can at least confirm they weren't actors

jarvy and alex putting some swag sexy mustache vibes into the world thank you boys for your service

I know for USPS at least, you can ship ashes. They are required to be shipped priority express and have stickers that say CREMATED REMAINS in big white letters on a bright red background. Priority express mail is only sorted by hand and never put into the regular mail stream which is mostly sorted with machines at big facilities. Accidents do happen though….. I know one box of ashes broke open at the facility I used to work at, before I was working there.

I will say my family spoke about my dads ashes in a similar manner. We got a tree that we can plant with a portion of my dads ashes and it took about a month to be delivered and we just had a box of his ashes. Well we got the tree and I just hear my mom yell “holy shit I lost your father” we couldn’t find the box of ashes so we just planted the tree hoping that my sister wouldn’t know (she’s a little more sensitive about it then the rest of us). Then about 3 weeks later I get a call from my mom saying she found him in the bookcase. So we had to dig up the tree, dig a bigger hole, put the box in, then replant the tree. My sister still doesn’t know and I have a fun dead dad story to tell.

Honestly the part about buckling the ashes in doesn’t sound fake at all. We kept my grandfather in the car for months cuz we didn’t know what to do with him, but he always loved a good car ride. 😂 We kept him in a box in the trunk though, but we should have put him in my niece’s car seat.

bringing your lawyer onto your channel is pretty gnarly! Keep up the good work!

My love for your content, Jarvis, is immense.

Im so hyped for this content, I am also obsessed with Steve Harvey being a judge lol

The funniest thing about this to me is imagining court proceedings where the judge angrily finds one of the parties in contempt of court and sends them to the slammer for not unblocking the other party on their phone.

So nice to see Peter get back on his feet after the divorce from Lois

DAMN Alex could take me to court and overrule my verdict any day

You can definitely ship human remains. There are companies that you can send a loved one’s ashes, hair, etc. to for them to be made into an art piece or keepsake. You have to mail them to get them to the company. It’s also not uncommon for bodies/ashes to be “shipped” if they die away from where they’d like to be buried. I believe you do have to mark the package as containing human remains, but I’m not sure. It may depend on your area.

It’s a good day when Jarvis uploads 😊

Never thought I could feel sorry for a lawyer

Mad props to lolo, somehow having time to write a novel while being a public defender!!

Steve was born in 1957, so yeah he's pretty old. He honestly looks really good for a 66 year old

i want this exact scenario to play out among my family when i die. but without the blocking and bad relationship

I enjoy this so much, you and Mr. Lolo have good chemistry and timing for every joke so it's not awkward, and it actually flows well, another great video, Jarvis :D

I just finished writing my thesis, and a video by Jarvis is the best reward

Lolo is awesome. Love to see him breaking into the youtube sphere

The strangest part of all this is that my best friend's mother passed recently and the day we picked up her remains we did a "girls day" to help her keep her mind off of the grief. Her mom's ashes literally sat in the back seat of my car while we went shopping. Even stranger? Her brother had to pick them up because he was on the same side of town and my friend also happened to be dropping off an Xbox he had bought. So we also literally exchanged an Xbox for human remains. I wish I was fucking kidding.

I am politely requesting more of these videos because this was truly GOLD content

19:05 Oh my god, Judge Beast is 100% going to be a thing someday. Unless he like, dies in a car accident beforehand that's absolutely going to happen.

Never thought I’d hear someone say they weren’t in the “cremation game anymore” 😂

Love that Alex went from being all over my TT feed to my YT feed

As far as I know, it is legal to ship human remains in the States. Caitlin from Ask a Mortician shipped out cremated remains in a vlog and had to put a "human remains" sticker on the package. She didn't mention how much it cost.

Caitlin Daughty of Ask a Mortician has talked a lot about the problems regarding funeral industry. How expensive it is and how people should have more options about how they could be buried.
I was just reminded of that when you talked about how expensive cremation is and how you would like to be left in the woods.

I kinda love Steve Harvey’s alternate vision of the court system lol

I enjoy how Alex is dressed as Peter Griffin for this video.

I really appreciated both of your opinions on this show! Thanks for the laughs!!

Amazing concept. Sublime execution. The quality I come to expect from gold content!

Judge Jarvis needs to be a show! U can hire LolOverruled for consulting

Never thought I’d see a loloverruled collab but I’m here for it.

Listening to a real lawyer call him judge Harvey kills me just a little bit every time