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I Tried Walmart's Terrifying Metaverse Experience
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danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them
I’m so glad somebody finally noticed the hair
certified r/oddlyspecific moment
As a military child I can confirm that he has the military dad haircut
@@jaydenpierre4611 cause he made a video about it
That sounds so sad for the dad
Calling kids "young consumers" is what I expect the big bad robot from a science fiction book to call kids
Nah, it would just call them biofuel...
@@greenalien5509Man I’m dead 💀
lego movie type beat
as a Walmart employee, the amount of times I heard Noah schnapp advertising this game on the Walmart radio was insane
For some reason when I read this like there was only *the* Walmart radio. Like it was an entity within itself that Walmart worships
@@placeholderdoe ALL HAIL THE GREAT WALMART RADIO!
As a former employee, I thank God every day I no longer have to hear walmart radio. Literally made me viscerally angry hearing the same like 15 songs every day for months and months
GIVE ME BACK THE SKITTLES
@@emilyb.8219 I feel this way about Sirius XM Christmas and 60s at 6. Lollipop and Africa every fucking day through the year, then a thousand versions of the same six songs all from Thanksgiving to New Years. I loved the store I worked in but I'll never understand why Dancing in the Moonlight came on once a week while the shitty songs played at least once a day...
Seeing Danny Gonzalez investigate Roblox is like seeing a wounded deer investigate a theme park. No matter what you happens you know he’s going to get hurt
💀
is this meant to be a reference to his video about the stanley hotel and what he describes shane dawson as
@@WxczutTHAGS WHAG I WAS THINKINHW
Young shoppers... the only phrase that could possibly make it more clear how they value people based solely upon how much of which products they buy would be calling them "Undeveloped Consumers" or some shit
😆"Undeveloped Consumers"... You are a marketing GENIUS!
That's how retail and marketing works. They put people into demographic groups and market/sell to those groups. The cold and calculating logic of extracting profit.
"Future Income Targets"
The Walmart VR shopping experience very closely resembles a reoccurring nightmare I would have as a child of going shopping with my mom in a grocery store floating in nothingness with a vampire sales associate chasing us
You had some weird freaking nightmares dude - my most frequent nightmare involved a T Rex chasing me on my way to school!
Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart
Now lets wait for kurtboy to like straighten his hair or smth
@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 NEVER
What are you talking about? Drew dyed his hair and then it fell off which is why it’s short here
@@Starsim99 😂
@@jodie6039 how is that funny, it’s quite sad actually. how could you make fun of such a real thing (the joke is that danny’s hair fell out and i “believed it”)
Danny playing roblox is like my grandpa googling "google" each time he wants to search something
If there’s no search results, it ain’t Google! /s
@Enthusiastic Aizawa back in my day you had to type out the full URL, one letter at a time
Kids today don't know how easy they have it
i used to know kids in school who did that 😭 i had to try so hard not to make fun of them lol
@@mammoneymelon why is it hard for you to not make fun of people 💀🙏????
@@mammoneymelon making fun of someone for that is crazy
I always get the names metaverse and omegaverse mixed up. I was genuinely expecting an omegaverse Walmart video.
Bro what 😭😭
Thank you for the reminder that we are not, in fact, in the worst timeline.
I've never had an original experience
Oml not Walmart poisoning Omegaverse please heck no
@@MollyHJohns exactly my thoughts when I saw it. I was concerned for Danny’s safety when I clicked on the video
I worked for Walmart, can confirm that these look JUST like their training videos. They're like from the 90's, super dystopia and depressing. The vibe of this vid is accurate.
After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl
fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail
@@finleypedersen2854 yeah, like, do they not understand that people don't like being treated like a child lol
ok
@@finleypedersen2854 I think it varies from person to person, but generally I've found older people want to be talked to, younger people want to be left alone. But also old people are the first ones to lose their shit if you mess up at all.
@@finleypedersen2854 yeah, i’m english and the fact that workers in america constantly welcome you in, talk to you ,follow you, pack YOUR shopping for you etc is so weird to me?? it might be because english people (probably just europeans in general) are just very closed off, but i would literally never go shopping if any of that happened here lmao, i’m not a 9 year old
Danny and his wife are gonna have a young shopper of their own soon. Congrats 🎉
Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious
They are young shoppers. Being in there in the metaverse makes them shoppers, and they are young. They arent implying they are going to be forced to grow up to shop at walmart
I need to admit that the context here completely changes this and this is terrifying
@@melody3741 Children in a VR Walmart does not make them young shoppers...
Future consumers
Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀
In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit
@@smoker42069 old haircut is better tbh
@@neon5729 alright you're opinion
@@smoker42069 cool👍🏻
not on your bingo card for 2022?
"you already have a full gallon of milk put the milk back!!" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MILK I DRINK
They will!
*the smartfridge… it knows.*
Your fridge has betrayed you they already know
your fridge told them your average milk consumption rate
his imitation of the hands being terrified made me laugh so hard for no reason
I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.
Its not like we have any control over it anyways
Walmart is following the "We don't understand it, but it could be the inevitable future, so we will mess around with it" policy
shareholder stuff? idk man :(
That’s why they’re advertising to children and not normal, sentient adults
Yeah, kinda like living without USB ports... 😔
Fun fact: Almonds we eat are called Sweet almonds, being a type of almond genetically modified to be edible since normal almonds contain dangerous amounts of Cyanide, while Sweet almonds do not.
A bitter almond does not contain dangerous amounts, while the content is hugher it is not high enough to harm or kill you. You would need about 50 bitter almonds in one sitting to br coose to fatal. Still a small number but nowhere near being too dangerous to eat
Ohhhh that’s why the 10 almonds daily lifehack didn’t work! /j
Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.
We all know you beat up the pink fridge from Billion Surprise Toys in the back of an alley.
Return the monstrocity to its next of kin please.
it reminds me of drew and his sleep pod ngl
It inspires hatred
I don't get why people would care if you fridge knows what you have in stock. It actually sounds like one of the only decent uses for smart appliances.
Say it.
Remember when you were a kid staring into a dark closet or room, and you would feel a primal, yet indescribable feeling of discomfort and fear? That's what I feel when watching and learning about Walmart Land.
I just feel like Roblox looks like a poorer version of VRChat.
Gives me no discomfort or fear (might want to have that checked out), just apathy.
That primal fear is crazy. Had a similar experience recently to the point I had a nightmare about it
7:25 had me dying laughing with the father staring at the shopping cart going thru the floor lmao
The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking
At 3:08 for reference
You know, if they put some wonky skyrim type physics in, I could totally see this worth st least being a good laugh for a single use.
My favorite part in skyrim(and my own perverted fsntasy) is when I jump up on the giant tables, covered in elaborate tableware and food, and just start FLINGING THE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, RIGHT IN NPC'S FACES, LIKE SOME BRAINDEAD CAVEMAN!!!!!
I've always fantasized about doing that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and when I'm in walmart I always fantasize about trying to "domino" all the shelves over in the entire store, and I think it would be awesome if the VR could become a fucked up playground to vandalize and act out horrible things inside a fakeWalmart. .
it’s so stupid funny lmfaooo
and the zooming noise when the cart goes to the car 😭
imagine if you got it delivered and it was just wet pieces of broken glass
The monorail bit is so funny because that other guy was most likely a child and Danny just messed with him like it was nothing 😂
Danny purposely pissing off someone that’s very likely a kid is way too hilarious 😂
I want more of that 😄
young shopper *
@@LavroseRovender or young gamer
TRIGGERING a Young shopper!! (GONE WRONG)
He’s played the game for like an hour and has already discovered the most fun thing on the app
As a Roblox veteran watching him struggle to figure it out is hilarious
as a roblox veteran I too am constantly lost and disgusted
The obby is so simple it makes me want to cry watching him struggle.
"How do I put on this frickin' dress?! I have a feeling it's in this bag, but there's, like, a list of players in the way, so I can't click on the bag."
“An Obby? Am I supposed to know what that is?”
no same it's so funny
One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare
I wish I had to go somewhere very often to be remembered and recognized... people always remember me for some reason even if I've only shopped somewhere once. I don't have green hair or anything weird like that, so I do not know why. Man, I wish I could be sort of anonymous.
I used to have such bad social anxiety that I once paid for something, then started walking away without my change.
The very thought that someone would ask if I needed help filled me with enough dread that I wouldn't go in some stores.
Now I'm like it's kind of neat being recognized at my favorite ramen/sushi place. "It's good to see you again" "thank you, the food is great as usual"
Sometimes I'll wear a collar and tail out in public, and I'm far less concerned if people look or say something.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 Live your truth ! I found your part about living unapologetically heartwarming. Hope people don’t treat you maliciously.
thats how i feel about my local sonic. one day the girl said "oh you aren't on your usual side" and now everytime i think about going i'm like "oh my god they all think i'm terrible for eating here so often"
like i think its sweet that she's recognized me but at the same time pls i just want cheesesticks
I think people also forget though that like, the workers are also people. I know from experience that seeing someone come in that you recognize not only makes it easier on my own anxiety but it also makes it so much easier for me to feel like I'm a real person and that people actually don't despise speaking to me and etc. It's obviously just my own anxieties but if I said recognized someone and they never came back I would think that I'd done something or that I looked so horrid that they never came back. Lol
I was helping my sister study for her anthropology test (on monkeys and evolution etc.) and she mentioned bonobos (the monkeys)-so of course I immediately thought of *bonobos sweater blue* and it’s been stuck in my head ever since
The only detail on the study guide about bonobos was “they’re always having sex” so do with that what you will
gonna get those bonobos sweater blue balls i suppose
It's like a friendly social thing for them I think
The bit from 7:17 - 7:27 is seriously so unbelievably hilarious. I love how he brought the joke from earlier into it.. Brilliance my guy
lmfao same I couldn't stop laughing, this was so funny.
FR I died-💀
I keep expecting the metaverse experience at the beginning to turn into a horror game and it just remains a serious corporate dystopia. Which is even scarier.
When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.
Every time I go to Walmart I never get helped properly, if you do get them to help they go away for like a half hour and you're lucky if they ever come back
what employees, when you quit they said F it and went to nothing but self checkouts lol
@@bakedthepotato5489 What kind of help do you ask for? If you're one of those "can you check in the back?" people, I have no sympathy for you.
@@emperortransman No I ask basic things. Such as "Can you unlock the SD card rack for me?"
@@bakedthepotato5489 Oh I might be able to explain that. Obviously this isn't always the case, but this was the case for me. I would often be asked to unlock things by customers even though I didn't have the keys. So I would go look for the person with the keys or look for someone with a walkie talkie who could summon the person with the keys, usually my manager. Because customers usually caught me in the middle of doing something, I would go back to whatever I was doing. I had no way of knowing if the person with the keys ever showed up.
The intro is the best part. I could watch Danny riff off that original cringe Walmart metaverse experience demo for a solid hour.
the yassified Van Gogh part caught me wayyy off guard 💀
SAME
Rewatching a year later I laughed even harder, Danny nailed this one pas he always does
as a walmart employee i can verify this is exactly how an in person shopping experience would be like
The way Danny genuinely thought Noah schnapp was gonna be right there in the game has me dying
I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly
It's so uncomfortable
you aren't interacting with the floating woman, you are just listening to what she has to say
Corporations don't understand that we employees don't want to talk to customers either 😅
Most of us just want to focus and get our shit done and go home without having to stop constantly and help people find stuff
can you imagine having to pick up like.... hemorrhoid cream and just seeing S.A.M.'s face watching you as you use your digital hand to drag it to your cart
i know she's not real but i would always feel like i'm being judged
This is like the inferior version of those ad buildings you can enter in Poptropica. Except instead of building a full lame world, it is just one easy to ignore building, the games inside them were usually short little missions as a distraction, there were actual signs saying it is an ad so at least they were following the laws and it was slightly more ethical, the games inside them actually work and are not infuriating and the clothes and accessories you get from them actually easily show up on your character. Plus you can wear those clothes in actual good games.
poptropica was so good
You've unlocked Memories in my sad little pea brain, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad
When I started playing roblox I legit also thought it was only 1 game. But nobody knows that its the literal minds of every child on earth thrown into a gazzilion gabillion games. Also Danny not using the search bar to find Wal-Mart land, is actually hilarious! p.s. I don't play couple anymore, the weird games were starting to get to me
I don't play roblox anymore*
I wasn’t allowed to play Roblox as a child so when I eventually got it so I could play with my little cousin i was genuinely surprised that it wasn’t just one game lmao
Yeah I never played Roblox until recently, so I always assumed it was like Minecraft and it was one world but different variations of it. Turns out it’s not that at all 😂
Couple?
the popular games are made by adults
Okay i lowkey wanna play this now. Also danny being so happy about beating a kid in an argument was actually hilarious.
Danny trying to look older:
*proceeds to shave his head*
Danny now looking like a 1st grader on the first day of school
After watching the video back, I have concluded that Danny gets the coins in walmart land from a badge that he earns from riding the monorail for the first time
It’s especially dystopian because they’re like “here let the robot deliver it to your car!” And show you a fake drone delivering it to your car while in real life, a struggling, overworked, single parent is lugging it out to the car
That are you are specifically not allowed to tip or they get in trouble
@@thatfuzzypotato1877 It sucks because if you say no they either insist or you risk them getting mad for denying them their hero moment. So you have to take the tip just to give it to your manager to give to the company. Meanwhile the dipshits are like “I just paid that guy’s rent” for tipping a dollar and 20 cents.
but walmart is actually testing drone deliveries lolllll
@@nataliadiascamara6292 but who's gonna be packing the drones? Underpaid workers 💀
@@nataliadiascamara6292 girl this isn't the serve you think it is!
i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept
like that one ikea scp
like the walmart fear comic on tumblr
Vr instacart employee horror game.
"your Samsung smart fridge told me you already have a decapitated head bleeding out into your food, would you like to put this one back?"
@@fortniterobin XD YES
That virtual shopping experience was so uncomfortable to watch. I don’t understand why corporations think this is something people want.
I don’t want this. No one I know wants this. I do a lot of online shopping. I have a special needs kid who has a really hard time going into stores. I homeschool so going when she’s at school isn’t an option. Pickup orders are fantastic for me. But why oh why would I want to put on a VR headset, have someone guide me through my own shopping list, and checking up on what I already have in my fridge?!
plus if you already can't go to the store when she's homeschooled, i doubt going through the trouble of putting on a vr headset and trudging through the vr shopping "experience" would be much of a timesave either. like, sure you're home and that's better, but you're still stuck inside some weird nightmare shopping world instead of fully being with your kid
at this point im convinced the people who come up with these metaverse things arent real people and are aliens trying to fit in LOL
they don't care what people actually want, they care what shareholders want and will then shove it onto unwilling consumers
Danny is funny, he's always been funny but recently I've been laughing out loud more and more with his more recent videos, even if he's already a great youtuber, seeing (in my eyes) comedic growth is really nice as a long time fan :-)
I work for a company that tracks tenant data, and I was devastated to find out my $100 work shirts (that I only buy on clearance for $20) from Bonobos were just Walmart shirts…
i love buying virtual food in the metaverse that doesn't exist and will not help me in any way with actually staying alive. its my favorite
The look on Danny’s face when he found out he can’t dance in Walmart Land
The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.
Its most likley a grown man trying to catfish children...
@@ianfuller2443 how the hell did you come to that conclusion?
@@thatdemoninthecar it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions
@@DJRTRK What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.
@@DJRTRK idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo
God, I kept forgetting that Walmart was trying their best to appeal to me as a consumer with that demo. Their idea of a good time shopping is learning that your smart fridge was talking shit about your dairy consumption to the Walmart Skynet?
The virtual shopping could be good for people with disabilities but when I found out you need to actually go to the store- it loses its whole purpose
Watching Danny fail at one of the most easy obbies is hilarious to me.
It was so funny seeing Danny navigate through roblox, i wish someone could have guided him lmao
That's basically what it was like when he started playing mine craft on twitch, he had no idea how to do anything and the chat was telling him what to do
Well someone did help him on 16:56 where Danny wanted to know if he could dance in Walmart land
Ah yes, rather than checking your fridge we need a remotely accessed fridge inventory that walmart can see at all times. That would never go wrong! cough cough, the amazon incident, cough cough
"We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.
BROOO😭😭
“After consulting thoroughly with your smart fridge, we have determined you are unfortunately ugly.”
my family’s smart fridge has a tablet on it and it listens into our conversations, and will literally randomly respond to us talking-
This makes me not want a smart fridge.
This was literally just 20 minutes of Danny playing roblox and failing.
I WANT MORE.
this has such BuyNLarge vibes it's freaking me out
could've been a great horror game, like the shopping version of the Stanley Parable
I was thinking that too. Someone's gotta make a horror parody.
Its already a horror game
I will never get over the fact Danny calls himself daddy it’s too funny
I'm traumatised by this hair change. These things need to be gradual, it's too much of a revolution in my environment and I'll miss your luscious locks, but actually good for you for not getting people like me dictate your life choices.
The shit Walmart and the Metaverse are up to is a strong second in my list of traumas tho. I hope I won't be reassured and suddenly wake up in a universe where I've let this become my life.
There are so many levels of red flags in this comment 🧐
@@lordquas1871 I'm fairly sure they are kidding
I've developed a habit of leaving a like on the video every time Danny makes me laugh hysterically. I don't think there's a video I've watched of his that I haven't liked.
Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious
right like😭
truly he is the platonic ideal of a baconhair
Ikr
I reverted back to when I was a kid playing Roblox and it stressed me out because that obby was so mf easy
Edited to change a word because I messed up lol
This 🤣
Dude, I'm literally crying laughing on how you're explaining and talking about the VR shopping experience Walmart tried to originally do. "so my cart goes to my fridge and my TV gets delivered as I'm sacrificed to stay here" 🤣😭💀💀💀 loved this.
I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did during the milk part
I would love to have a happy medium between irl Walmart and metaverse Walmart (I want to be alone in a Walmart with a self checkout)
I have no idea why the algorithm threw your video up for me on auto play but I am so glad it did. I ended watch 4 of your vids and could not stop laughing. Kiddo you are so funny and amazing. I am going to throw you on when I need to lighten up and have a great laugh 🎉😂
kiddo? hes almost 30 lol😭😭
kiddo, he's married tho jajaj
Young face strikes again 😂
“kiddo” 😭😭😭 he’s married
Not many things make me genuinely laugh from my gut but this was funny as hell
the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place
As a former Walmart employee, can confirm
and nobody left a half empty coffee on the shelves
edit: why do people like replies? /genq
@@13lovinghimwasred and nobody opened somethin to eat it halfway then put it back
And nobody left an empty bottle of over-the-counter drugs at the back of the shelf
and no kids are screaming or crying
a while ago I had a nightmare that I was living in a studio apartment with only 2 rooms: Studio apartment and an infinite Walmart that contained literally everything imaginable in stock always.
it was awful and I felt like I was but a human soul stuck in a capitalistic hellscape, a dry husk of civilization. the world ended with not a bang but with the equivalent power company turning off your power because you hadn't paid your bill. I was designed for more, I AM designed for more, but I was being limited by some asshole who doesn't think beyond his microdick before sealing my fate and that of billions more in the name of profit.
I can only wonder if he enjoys himself, what world did he expect to enjoy, to what could he flaunt his greed, he sacrificed everyone already, the only thing to do is renounce and think of others or become one and die alive, extinction without being killed, rotting but unable to decompose.
I didn't want to, I didn't have a choice.
this comment goes hard
Idk about anyone else, but I used to call Walmart: “Wallys World”. I thought it was a common nickname for it. Maybe a Midwest thing, maybe a Minnesota specific thing, but still.
“Wallys World” would have been a better name choice over of “Walmart Land” imo
I concur
Just last year I heard that term for the first time from my friends
idk if it’s a midwest thing i grew up in MI, IN, and IL and i’ve never heard that 😅 i’m definitely gonna it wally’s world now tho
Wally World - Michigan
This is your best work ever man! I appreciate every searing reply. You took the available information in the story and extrapolated that to the most absurd yet rationale outcome haha
Oh no Danny , It’s all about replacing the employees not the customers 😂
You are one of the few people who consistently makes me laugh out loud. Thanks for that
I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol
It's like how mature websites would only put that the ' Are you 18+ ' on the front page as if someone under 18 was just gonna be like ' Oh no of course not I'm sorry I'll leave ' kids are just going to lie if there's no way to prove that they aren't born in 1895 when they try to buy a bottle of vodka or something.
I'm sure theyd ask for pictures of id, but either kids would fake pictures, use their parents id, or just log into the parents account
yes hello i was born in 1769
Well i imagine they'd actually verify it with an ID or credit card they wouldn't just ask
@@ameliemaynard4217 they do. So they're just lying to customers. Again. They also steal tips from delivery drivers
Walmart in the metaverse is like shopping on the Walmart website but with extra steps.
Why is this man so funny. Like every video of his i watch has me rolling. Man doesn’t miss
I like how Danny just brings back moments into other ones which make this 10x more funny 😂
I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)
This one actually made me laugh out loud, multiple times. Is it Danny, Danny’s hair, or Walmart’s audacity?
There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times
Holy fuck
Frfr. I was born in the 80s this shit is wild.
@@snavisTM What gave you that idea? I was born in the 80s
🤷
Danny, i discover you some days ago, now you getting weirder and funnier with every video i watch.
It would be cool if the store had endless isles with different stores on each side, like Safeway, Home Depot, and so many more.
“I never want my smart fridge snitching on me to Walmart”
-Danny Gonzalez 2023
danny never fails to make me laugh and i haven’t laughed like this in a while
Danny's reaction to playing Roblox for the first time as an adult is so relatable. As someone who didn't grow up with Roblox it makes me feel better about my own ineptitude the first time I played a few months ago
"Obbi? Is that a word?" - Danny Gonzalez
Oh wow! As a British child I can finally experience the American shopping experience! I bet Walmart will 100% be looking like this in real life, how cool!
As an American kid I can confirm that this is accurate
One more win for the non-american children!
Wait till the virtual predators try to grab your virtual kids.
@@stoptrudeau42 That’s been happening since the start of the internet, nothing new there
Will it have The People of Walmart roaming around? It will not be authentic otherwise.
18:10 watching Danny rage at a simple roblox obby is so funny 🤣
The fact that they are called young shoppers is so dystopian. That’s all these corporations view them as is shoppers and they are trying to force themselves into their lives through the games they play.
The milk thing had me laughing hard. Like "can anyone hear me, and is it obvious I'm alone" hard. The nerve that you'd just talk to my fridge, then tell me to put it back?! I'd very quickly be double homiciding Sam and my fridge. I know they hit it off, but I'm still the human here, damnit!
.....AI's gonna be fine.
Oh my God that virtual Walmart section had me cracking up the whole time 😂😂😂
Honestly it'd be pretty fun to have a virtual store where you can hang out with your friends while shopping for stuff online
I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this
Like the Ikea SCP
@@pinkpeppers5580 thought of exactly this haha😂
@@pinkpeppers5580 I was about to comment that, you beat me to it.
CURSE YOU PINK THE PEPPER
Scp 3008
@@VVesteria NYEH HEH HEH!!! I HAVE DEFEATED THE ARTIST OF AMATURE!!!
The world's corporations are slowly turning into a Bladerunner type future and I don't know whether to be impressed or scared. Also how much they pay Noah to host "trivia games" in Walmart Land? I need to know.
This was added to my “videos I fucking love” playlist. Thank you sir for your service
These things remind me of having conversations with my insanely coked up professional DJ friend 20 years ago, where his vision of the future was uncannily close to this, and I'd just be asking "why? how is this actually better?"
I feel like this has promise. Not, from Wal-Mart, or done like this, but if say, a department store had virtual shopping that was well designed & easy to navigate, like a good video game, it could be great. The problem with online shopping is not getting to wonder around and see random things.
Game theory: Walmart made that video feel so dystopian so you'd rather go to a real Walmart instead
That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity
Just relax. Everything is fine. No way that this will turn to 💩.
Blame Ronald Reagan?
Yeah there’s definitely not any laws about that or anything ..
And then when UAclips does it, the entire site risks getting shut down.
I would honestly pay money to see Danny play roblox games for an hour
As somebody who’s been playing roblox for years, it was hilarious seeing Danny fail at such an easy obby
In this video: Danny alienates 90% of his audience by hating on Roblox the entire time.
10/10