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  • yeet hiTTTer
    yeet hiTTTer 6 днів тому +6047

    Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious

    • Hammar Tyme
      Hammar Tyme 5 годин тому

      Nice profile pic

    • Fizz Deer
      Fizz Deer 9 годин тому

      they will grow up to be young shoppers. born and raised to give us money until they die.

    • thelco1
      thelco1 9 годин тому +1

      Shoplings

    • H2Woah
      H2Woah 16 годин тому

      Eh

    • Morgan Manuel
      Morgan Manuel День тому

      Reminds me of grocery stores that have tiny shopping carts for children that say "shopper in-training"

  • BleachedBonez
    BleachedBonez День тому +148

    After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl

  • ❤︎halo❤︎
    ❤︎halo❤︎ День тому +73

    Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀

    • averagesmoker
      averagesmoker 8 годин тому

      In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit

  • Jane Campbell
    Jane Campbell 2 дні тому +65

    The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER 14 годин тому +172

    I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)

  • QWERTY Boi
    QWERTY Boi 6 днів тому +3363

    danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them

    • s0ftiye
      s0ftiye 3 години тому

      Wait he looks like my dad who is literally that description 🤨

    • Saw Goodman
      Saw Goodman 13 годин тому

      @Raid is this by chance based off a real story?

    • kimbim
      kimbim День тому

      I love it lol

    • Raid
      Raid 2 дні тому +1

      He just got back from a 12 month deployment in Kandahar with covert operations in the Hindu Kush region and he's trying to bond with his 13 year old son whose only notable interests are fortnite and overwatch. He's confused because when he was shipped out his son loved minecraft, which was nice for him because he played the minecraft beta when it first came out. It was familiar so he could bond with his son over a mutual love of the game. He couldn't keep up with the updates though, he's a slave to the American machine after all, property of the State, and was always too tired to play any of his old favorites. "When did they add polar bears?" He wondered.
      His platoon took fire from several RPGs at the top of the canyon they were traversing. In that moment he thought of his wife, the love of his life, and his son, and how he might grow up fatherless. Fortunately no one died from the attack, but in that moment he thought that surely he would perish.
      He's finally home. Far from the horrors that the callousness of the politicians at the top thrust upon the people. He was so excited to spend time with his son. He thought they could start up a new world in minecraft, he heard that they made caves way cooler now. But his son has left that behind. He doesn't understand this newfangled "battle royale" thing in fortnite. When he looks at any footage of Overwatch it's far too colorful and there's so much going on on-screen that it's too overwhelming to even dip his toes in.
      So he plugs in his laptop that's been dead for 12 months. He waits for all the overdue updates to finish installing. And he loads up the most recent minecraft world he played, named:
      "Apple and the Tree"

    • Abigail Sweatt
      Abigail Sweatt 2 дні тому +2

      Your comment made me chokes on my cough

  • geospasmic
    geospasmic 5 днів тому +620

    I was cracking up throughout the fake walkthrough. The cart and tv taking off to their new lives while we are left trapped in Walmart, truly dystopian

  • Cla Ida
    Cla Ida День тому +79

    I'm traumatised by this hair change. These things need to be gradual, it's too much of a revolution in my environment and I'll miss your luscious locks, but actually good for you for not getting people like me dictate your life choices.
    The shit Walmart and the Metaverse are up to is a strong second in my list of traumas tho. I hope I won't be reassured and suddenly wake up in a universe where I've let this become my life.

    • Medusa
      Medusa День тому +2

      @Lord Quas I'm fairly sure they are kidding

    • Lord Quas
      Lord Quas День тому +9

      There are so many levels of red flags in this comment 🧐

  • Sloth The Great
    Sloth The Great День тому +7

    Dude, I'm literally crying laughing on how you're explaining and talking about the VR shopping experience Walmart tried to originally do. "so my cart goes to my fridge and my TV gets delivered as I'm sacrificed to stay here" 🤣😭💀💀💀 loved this.

  • Logic Frog Media
    Logic Frog Media 3 дні тому +70

    "We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.

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  • That one guy
    That one guy 9 днів тому +29747

    Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart

    • Kate side
      Kate side 15 годин тому

      @Don't Read Profile Photo ok

    • Ghost Kitsune
      Ghost Kitsune День тому

      Am I the only one that just noticed his hair?😂

    • Elias Payne
      Elias Payne День тому

      @Don't Read Profile Photo im not disappointed with this output

    • Amber Lyon
      Amber Lyon 2 дні тому

      It's so depressing.

    • Pappycap74
      Pappycap74 2 дні тому

      @Jodie W millions with your name

  • Come Fast To Get Into My Body
    Come Fast To Get Into My Body 4 дні тому +830

    "stop talking to my fridge behind my back" for me is really the phrase that sums up in what crazy world we are living

    • 🍿Kittycorntv145🎬
      🍿Kittycorntv145🎬 2 дні тому +1

      Ty for telling me! I wish bots can just go away

    • Joseph Lawler
      Joseph Lawler 3 дні тому +20

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  • blimp
    blimp День тому +16

    It was so funny seeing Danny navigate through roblox, i wish someone could have guided him lmao

    • OJ_originals
      OJ_originals 2 години тому

      Well someone did help him on 16:56 where Danny wanted to know if he could dance in Walmart land

    • Suzer
      Suzer 17 годин тому +2

      That's basically what it was like when he started playing mine craft on twitch, he had no idea how to do anything and the chat was telling him what to do

  • Kaden Langdon
    Kaden Langdon День тому +6

    You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh! I plan on sueing you for ten dollars.

  • Kaitlyn
    Kaitlyn День тому +5

    I'm not sure if this is any morally different from McDonald's having happy meals, toys, and playhouses in-restaurant.

  • Elf Sunmoon
    Elf Sunmoon День тому +17

    Danny, i discover you some days ago, now you getting weirder and funnier with every video i watch.

  • Drakkenmensch Silverflare
    Drakkenmensch Silverflare 18 годин тому +2

    SAM feels like a game tutorial, forcing me to make moves I don't want because it's meant to be twisting your arm down a specific path.
    tutorial: "Now take that creature you summoned and use it to attack the opponent."
    me: "That's a stupid move, you're just going to block and kill it with your obviously stronger defender."
    tutorial: "Tough shit buddy, that creature is dead meat. NOW DO IT AND WATCH ME LAUGH AS I TEAR IT APART."

  • sensual chocolate
    sensual chocolate День тому

    Everything we have created online since the early 2000's is destroying our species lol. This whole Metaverse thing is the vision of a completely out of touch person and yet there are people who think this is the future and maybe it is but is it a future where we can thrive or just another way corporations will control society. Because pocket computers that also make phone calls and take pictures worked out great. Not like anxiety and depression skyrocketed since the first iPhones and Androids came out and social media has been excellent for all of us, right?
    We really deserve everything that's coming lol.

  • rayzz!!
    rayzz!! День тому +8

    as a person whos played roblox for 6 years now, its so funny to watch danny try to figure out how to play

    • rayzz!!
      rayzz!! 7 годин тому

      @KaptainKarma and him struggling to move the leaderboard!!

    • KaptainKarma
      KaptainKarma 7 годин тому +1

      IKR! it is just painful to see danny fail that obby 50 times

  • Sar
    Sar 6 днів тому +910

    The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.

    • Tabitha
      Tabitha День тому +1

      @Ian Fuller i doubt it my 11 year old cousin plays weird games like this lol

    • Raina Jaime
      Raina Jaime 2 дні тому +5

      @Ian Fuller zamn that went from 0-100 real quick

    • Shalea Montanez
      Shalea Montanez 2 дні тому +40

      @ThyRubyKing idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo

    • That dude in the car
      That dude in the car 2 дні тому +39

      @ThyRubyKing What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.

    • ThyRubyKing
      ThyRubyKing 3 дні тому +4

      @That dude in the car it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions

  • Corey
    Corey 10 годин тому

    One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare

  • Stoned Sim Senseless
    Stoned Sim Senseless День тому +13

    I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)

    • Tofii
      Tofii День тому

      UR LATE ASF LMAO

  • Its RaInBoWs
    Its RaInBoWs День тому +3

    i think the real highlight is danny fighting with a kid over a virtual monorail, making the (assuming) kid so mad he rage quit
    15:18 “sorry didn’t mean to get so crass” 😭😭

  • Weird Cakes 304
    Weird Cakes 304 День тому +1

    As somebody who’s been playing roblox for years, it was hilarious seeing Danny fail at such an easy obby

  • yoongiverse
    yoongiverse 9 днів тому +9158

    I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

    • H F
      H F 8 днів тому +1

      @yikes I get it, honestly been a while since I was so riled up in regards to reading compression but I just got home from work when I commented that so I hit my patience level with my customers lol

    • yikes
      yikes 8 днів тому +2

      @H F thank you!! 🙏 Everybody got so riled up over a simple comment, it's insane

    • H F
      H F 8 днів тому +1

      @First Last they are saying they are annoyed they can't get other aspects of their job because people constantly pull them away. All is apart of the job but either way you'll get bashed by your manager if you don't get shit done and don't help customers. They said it was annoyance, not that they do not help the customers. They specially said in another comment they did but you completely ignore that. They are doing their job Jesus Christ Learn To Read! Like my first comment was getting at , just because people do not like a part of a job does not mean they completely ignore it. It is still done, it is just an annoyance.

    • H F
      H F 8 днів тому +1

      @First Last I've seen the comment myself and like I said, they were saying they wanna get what they need done for the day without getting pulled away by customers constantly. Your the only one who seems to be confused by that context. They never said they wouldn't do their job, like I said it's likely people don't like aspect of their jobs but it doesn't mean they don't do it.
      You respond saying that's literally the job. Not apart. You never specified until you had to explain yourself and just said you claimed that previously which is false. All comments are public you know.
      You still don't seen to get it though.
      You've got every right to think my comment is unnecessary just like I thought yours was.
      Sure just state yourself clearly next time and don't try and back track saying things you never did. Good luck with the reading compression
      E: all public until you delete them of course

    • First Last
      First Last 8 днів тому

      @H F the person I was replying to said that they don’t want to have to talk to/assist customers and just do their job
      I respond saying that it’s apart of the job
      I’ve already gone over this
      I was also being responded to so your reply to me is definitely unnecessary
      I get you want to feel smart in the comments but go somewhere else to do it
      You aren’t even helpful in the process just ignorant and antagonistic

  • Random SloMo
    Random SloMo День тому +1

    Oh my God that virtual Walmart section had me cracking up the whole time 😂😂😂

  • blimp
    blimp День тому +1

    I feel like the supermarket is missing the classic 80s music, that’ll make the supermarket experience feel real

  • Julie M
    Julie M 17 годин тому +2

    7:27 is when i laughed so hard i sent myself to the big walmart in the sky

  • Nikki Cat 254
    Nikki Cat 254 9 годин тому

    Just discovered your channel a few days ago, after watching your video on The Stanley Hotel, and I am really enjoying it, you're very funny, hope to see more new videos soon!

  • Emperor Trans Man
    Emperor Trans Man 9 днів тому +8832

    When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.

    • Emperor Trans Man
      Emperor Trans Man День тому

      @Miraclelittlepie It's possible I might pass by someone in need of help without noticing, but if I noticed, I'd definitely help. I'm a teacher now, though. But I'd still offer my help as just a fellow customer.

    • Miraclelittlepie
      Miraclelittlepie 6 днів тому +2

      @Brittany McColeman im in a whole wheelchair and dropped 2 things and 2 employees just walked past me my whole lap was full🥲

    • FlatOutlikeMcRae
      FlatOutlikeMcRae 7 днів тому +2

      Depends on where you work and how you articulate actions. For example I used to work in an "inner city" "high shrink risk store" and one black Friday I performed a firm customer redirection which resulted in the subject falling after they ignored multiple attempts to verbally follow the appropriate route (i.e. someone got clotheslined after trying to cut in line). No complaints, and they even said sorry

    • Eyes of the Cervino
      Eyes of the Cervino 7 днів тому +3

      @BakedThePotato
      Yeah, the locked cases are a nightmare. The most reliable thing I've found is to go to customer service and ask them to page someone. If they're not busy, you can sometimes even get to them from where you are by calling the store number on your cell phone.

    • Wellsie
      Wellsie 7 днів тому +1

      @Emperor Trans Man yeah super sad :(

  • Family Flamerich
    Family Flamerich День тому

    Danny this offends me 😤😤😤 as a Walmart (not an employee but the building) I am very sad to see that you made this video in spite of me📺🚃🦷 thank you for your time

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER 2 дні тому +343

    The VR shopping video reminds me of a horror game called "The Open House" where you're basically looking around a house that's for sale but it's slightly creepy and ominous and there are small details that tell you about what might've happened in this house and all that and that video could totally be made into a horror game by being given a similar premise.

  • Ethan Knifsend
    Ethan Knifsend День тому +1

    With his haircut, Danny looks almost old enough to drive a car!

  • Fire_fox
    Fire_fox День тому +1

    After like 7 years danny finnally changed how he looks. And it was just his haircut.

  • Sonia’s Way
    Sonia’s Way 9 днів тому +2205

    I really hope people start making horror games on this concept. Like it’s the perfect theme for a psychological horror dystopian game.

    • Constipated Frog
      Constipated Frog 6 днів тому

      @Panko spooky

    • Panko
      Panko 6 днів тому

      @Constipated Frog what’s roblox

    • lemon
      lemon 7 днів тому

      yess like a year ago before this existed (?) i had a story w my friends that was kind of like this 😭😭it was a fucked up walmart that never ended and you couldn't leave. & there were digital employees too....... walmart it wasn't meant to be real please

    • Kuromi’sFanGirl
      Kuromi’sFanGirl 7 днів тому +1

      3008 is kind of like that. You're trapped in an Ikea and you have to build a base to protect yourself from the employees

    • J O
      J O 7 днів тому

      "psychological horror dystopian game" so real life since 2015?

  • eXposing Truth Ministry
    eXposing Truth Ministry 4 дні тому +58

    Dude, I literally exploded with laughter when you said “I don’t want my fridge snitching on me” because that’s EXACTLY what they want!!
    Why does Walmart need to know how much food is in your fridge. That’s beyond believe man. Isn’t alexia and google home enough?

  • Turtle Hurtle
    Turtle Hurtle 2 дні тому +4

    Cool to see Kitboga trying new types of content

  • Rong Deng
    Rong Deng 4 години тому

    “You gave birth to a beautiful young male shopper”
    Capitalism at its prime 🤣

  • brook441
    brook441 5 днів тому +58

    The walmart distopian thing is so real. This is what shopping in South Korea is like. I went to Van's today in a very small store and the employee followed me everywhere it was my actual nightmare

    • sewer~rat
      sewer~rat 2 дні тому +11

      The way I would cry

  • Mel
    Mel 9 днів тому +4167

    speaking of dystopian walmarts: all 3 of the walmarts in my town replaced ALL of their cashiers with self-checkout lines, the employees are literally only there to fulfill online pickup orders and if you try to talk to a single one of them they either look at you like YOU'RE the weird one for asking an employee where the yogurt is OR like they've been a ghost for 500 years and you're the first person who has ever been able to see them

    • Emily B.
      Emily B. 4 дні тому

      @kphoria I do not actually, and I did not even when I did work there. I helped plenty of people, but it's nobody's job there to teach people how to read big ass signs that tell them where everything is so they don't have to bother others.

    • ThePainkiller9995
      ThePainkiller9995 4 дні тому +1

      sounds based. being a cashier is a shitty job that nobody should be doing

    • kphoria
      kphoria 5 днів тому

      @Emily B. sure but you work for the walmart store and therefore you work for the walmart customers. all of them.

    • The Dynast Queen
      The Dynast Queen 7 днів тому

      @X_kittrix Self checkout at Dollar Tree?!?!! So they do exist! Just confirms my suspicions that they only actually mistrust certain people/poor areas as there is even 1 Super Walmart near me that has no self-checkouts yet another area that is 50% poor but also 50% tourist, cause no one thought city planning thru in Florida, has self checkouts.

    • Emily B.
      Emily B. 7 днів тому

      @Jess F - Desert Packrat Damn you sound bitter as hell lol

  • TheStreamingEnderman
    TheStreamingEnderman День тому +5

    Danny's learning so fast! The first thing he does in Roblox is start pissing off another player. He learns so quickly!

  • tbxvividos
    tbxvividos 18 годин тому

    Wtf wal mart hired Felicia Day to be their metaverse shopping assistant?
    She needs money that badly?

  • Greg Turismo
    Greg Turismo 3 години тому

    You know what’s weird about this meta verse stuff to me, makes me realize nothing makes sense

  • Starch Wreck
    Starch Wreck 2 дні тому +4

    This dude had a giant chocolate bar on his wall.

  • Starman the Lizard
    Starman the Lizard 9 днів тому +6057

    the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place

    • ShoulderMonster
      ShoulderMonster 2 дні тому

      Tonight at Walmart most of the grapes were out of their bags. There were only a few bags with grapes left, and no empty bags, yet at least 10 bags-worth of grapes just out... Who took the empty grape bags??

    • Shalea Montanez
      Shalea Montanez 2 дні тому

      Yeah and there aren't cameras in every aisle (it doesn't stop my local Walmart from being pillaged tho)

    • Robin Bot
      Robin Bot 3 дні тому

      @rkittie I get a kick of dopaminé every time I click the little button, and it's my most powerful addiction.

    • AquaSeahorse Love
      AquaSeahorse Love 6 днів тому

      @Lacy Taylor I bought kimchi from Walmart and it made me so sick I was throwing up. I returned it the next day and the employee said, I saw these on the regular shelves, I guess the person stocking them didn’t know they belonged in the refrigerated section. She acted like it was no big deal. I said, someone could die from eating spoiled food. She wasn’t concerned. (I’ve seen kimchi unrefrigerated before at World Market so I didn’t think anything of it at the time I was buying it)
      Walmart sells a lot of expired food, too. They suk, I’ve stopped buying my groceries there.

    • Alexei .S
      Alexei .S 6 днів тому +1

      I went to Walmart yesterday and there was a chicken wing bowl from the deli, open, abandoned in the soda isle with half an eaten chicken wing still in it.
      Going to Walmart is an entire experience.

  • olivia
    olivia День тому +3

    I actually love Danny’s new hair ngl

  • Sriracha
    Sriracha День тому +2

    This reminds me of the scary IKEA game, but more PG

  • Chaotic Colouring
    Chaotic Colouring День тому +3

    im still very upset that danny and drew have distinct haircuts now. it used to be 🌊 and 🌊 now its 🦔 and 🪷

  • Kaitlyn Berrospe
    Kaitlyn Berrospe 6 годин тому

    why have i never been more attracted to danny then when he shaved his head and put on those glasses

  • Aa Kk
    Aa Kk 9 днів тому +5072

    Danny purposely pissing off someone that’s very likely a kid is way too hilarious 😂

    • Werewolf the pedo mauler
      Werewolf the pedo mauler 5 днів тому +1

      Lol

    • Muzan Kibutsuji
      Muzan Kibutsuji 8 днів тому +1

      @fo lover I personally love Walmart, I don’t understand the hate

    • jas
      jas 9 днів тому +8

      isn’t that the correct way to roblox

    • Amiri
      Amiri 9 днів тому +7

      @ILubBL it was probably a kid, roblox trolls would spam slurs in chat

    • loxer
      loxer 9 днів тому +7

      That’s the best part of roblox tbh.

  • LLL LLL
    LLL LLL День тому

    Now THIS is hair I can deal with; it's a little bit "Ross from Friends", but he was bangable back in the day, so I approve.

  • ThatOneDoge
    ThatOneDoge День тому

    Why would I ever wear VR outside of my home? I could just check my smart fridge myself.

  • D4C
    D4C День тому +2

    Danny looks like the average british encounter now

  • Sasha
    Sasha День тому +1

    Okay so am I the only one who would be interested in seeing a virtual store where we could actually shop (like we would online) only thru an oculus/meta verse and then it actually be delivered to our home? 😂😅

  • No_one_from_Nowhere.
    No_one_from_Nowhere. 8 днів тому +2521

    That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity

    • Samuel
      Samuel 5 днів тому

      What is with people thinking it is illegal to advertise to children? Haha

    • Stephen Liu
      Stephen Liu 5 днів тому +2

      @Lifted I'm not a lawyer but I think you can advertise to kids in the US, but they can't be potentially misleading or deceptive to kids. I'd say making walmart seem like a fun place with dance offs and free merchandise is definitely misleading though

    • IThinkYoureWrong
      IThinkYoureWrong 5 днів тому

      @faun ohhh. I understand. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • faun
      faun 5 днів тому +3

      @IThinkYoureWrongthe affects of corporations are long lasting and tragic but are manmade and can be burned down - hurricanes are natural and unavoidable, but still a tragedy to observe the wreckage of, thus the comparison

    • Hunter Vonnegut
      Hunter Vonnegut 5 днів тому +2

      The USA is 100% controlled by the rich. Walmart can do whatever they want and break whatever laws they want. Make no mistake. Walmart could literally kidnap your family and get away with it.

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER 4 дні тому +421

    "I already feel kind of dystopian walking into a walmart in the real world" - too accurate

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      beetlemania 3 дні тому +18

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  • Maylee Mitchell
    Maylee Mitchell День тому

    Danny, I think you should review a movie called,"Think like a dog". I watched it on prime video. It's crazy.

  • Pencil-Error
    Pencil-Error 19 годин тому

    Btw if you don't like the lag, it's just the experience. There aren't a lot of games that have a ton of la.

  • geegeezlouis86
    geegeezlouis86 5 годин тому

    Since I don't see anyone answering you, Danny, Argyle is a new character in season 4 and he's totally schmacking, dude

  • Loz
    Loz 9 днів тому +4618

    Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.

    • KLAUS SCHWAB
      KLAUS SCHWAB 6 днів тому +4

      Wait till your social credit score too low to open the fridge

    • Christ Xavier Boyd
      Christ Xavier Boyd 7 днів тому

      I would like to say:
      The final, inevitable annihilation of capitalism and centralized governance by billionaires
      About dang time! Yee haw! (The anarcho-primitivist-protohumanists will arise from the depths of said annihilation)

    • David Burton
      David Burton 8 днів тому

      @Loz 😱

    • Loz
      Loz 9 днів тому +3

      @David Burton low scale kitchen appliance violence

    • Kayleigh Moore
      Kayleigh Moore 9 днів тому +5

      @My neck my back My crippling anxiety Attack 🎗 true

  • ⭕️ID 0342 - TAP МЕ T0 Hаve SEX wITн МЕ!⭕️

    The only way I can imagine a Walmart vr experience being fun is if you could just run around the store and mess around with the items however you please, but somehow I can't imagine them going for that

  • Daniel Valera
    Daniel Valera День тому

    So we're going to let poor Noah record a video at home and just paste it on this game? Seems kinda low budget, but ok.

  • Enchanted Dreams
    Enchanted Dreams 2 дні тому +1

    Why the hell am I laughing my as off for the first 8 min. 😂

  • 🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER
    🔞YOUR SEX PARTNER 4 дні тому +452

    LOVING that Danny fully believed they would sell pants and PANTS ONLY

  • Mason M
    Mason M 9 днів тому +3027

    i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept

    • Noah TN
      Noah TN 2 дні тому

      you should play more Roblox, but only the good games. Maybe rainbow friends or natural disaster survival which are the best starter games

    • Hearti Ko
      Hearti Ko 5 днів тому +1

      @Emi R. Hill just curious, is it normal now to commission people in UAclips comments? I've never seen that before

    • yeet hiTTTer
      yeet hiTTTer 7 днів тому +1

      @Emi R. Hill It's a picrew. This website for dress up games

    • Emi R. Hill
      Emi R. Hill 7 днів тому +1

      Did you make your profile pic? It's amazing~ If you did, I'd commission you to make one for me at whatever your price. I'm super serious.

    • yeet hiTTTer
      yeet hiTTTer 7 днів тому +1

      You're forced to work at digital walmart until you can make enough money to be granted an exit. And if you die in the game you die for real

  • Bug
    Bug 7 годин тому

    I didn’t look up the fastest growing army on UAclips, but I did look up Greg for the best definition and urban dictionary says it’s the fastest growing army on UAclips. Along with it being a family, an army, and possibly a cult. Also I’m truly Greg cus I have notifications on.

  • Alex Logue
    Alex Logue 18 годин тому

    We all know the best part of Walmart is the weirdos.

  • mac23806
    mac23806 День тому +1

    I think I've played enough Roblox today and for the rest of my life the best advice after seeing that Walmart dystopia

  • Timothée Dadoun
    Timothée Dadoun День тому +1

    As a roblox player i can confirm its more of a mass children scammer machine than a young shopper's paradise

  • yoongiverse
    yoongiverse 9 днів тому +5336

    Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious

  • Curtis Maize
    Curtis Maize День тому

    The future is just the illusion of choice but now its become satire.

  • Cupriferous Catalyst
    Cupriferous Catalyst 3 дні тому +3

    Also, this is exactly what companies tried to do in Second Life and Worlds Chat decades ago. Look into how that went if you're curious, it's all super fascinating.

  • shamalow
    shamalow День тому +1

    Pretty sure you can dance in most game, exept if they have custom models, with /E dance

  • Lord Brobert
    Lord Brobert 11 годин тому

    We really do live in the lamest dystopia.

  • K O
    K O 9 днів тому +9475

    Imagine working at Walmart HQ and they show you this horrible dystopian simulation that probably cost millions to make, and your boss is standing there smiling at you waiting for you to be like “I love it! So futuristic! People will shop at Walmart more now!” And you have to decide if it’s worth it to tell the truth

    • Lilibelle Wishiewski
      Lilibelle Wishiewski 4 дні тому

      @kphoria yeah but regularly like it’s their only option? Bro I made this comment days ago we both are different ppl in different situations now get over it lol

    • kphoria
      kphoria 5 днів тому

      @Lilibelle Wishiewski literally everyone shops there 💀 it’s the biggest store chain in america

    • I’m subbing to everyone who subs to me
      I’m subbing to everyone who subs to me 7 днів тому

      Read my name!!

    • Shuruff904💤
      Shuruff904💤 8 днів тому

      @HE’S coming soon Nein.
      I believe in the one and only, all-powerful Walmart and the true God, Sam Walton. Sam's choice®️ is the only choice. ((✊))
      The angel of Sam's Choice™️ Bacon Cheddar Ranch Potato Salad has spoken to me, oh ignorant one/bot.... Unfurl thou flower and let the ranch seasoned potatoes fill you with pure bliss 🥔 🥓 🧀 🧅✝️✨

    • Shuruff904💤
      Shuruff904💤 8 днів тому +2

      @Lilibelle Wishiewski me too girl...
      Me too....
      I got happy af when I got food stamps lol...
      Broke white trash I guess

  • Pirate Beanz
    Pirate Beanz День тому

    I feel like a place called "Electric Island" shouldn't have a pool...

  • cat
    cat 7 годин тому

    Danny never got to experience the old oof sound unfortunately

  • Cora. Smith.
    Cora. Smith. 2 години тому

    i like watching this dude (danny gonzalez) play video games!

  • 🔥Mу-iD-3082 - TAP Mе to Hаve seX With (me)🔥

    Danny purposely pissing off someone thats very likely a kid is way too hilarious

  • Lunar Raevyn
    Lunar Raevyn 9 днів тому +2019

    I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this

    • The Misfit Owl
      The Misfit Owl 8 днів тому

      @NightGaming
      I mean yeah. There is only so much farming you can do without quests or survival mechanics. It's just one of those random thoughts you know.

    • NightGaming
      NightGaming 8 днів тому +1

      @The Misfit Owl that sounds like an interesting game but also sounds like it might get boring after a while

    • pinkpeppers55
      pinkpeppers55 8 днів тому

      @Kittycat gaming Whose to say 😂

    • Kittycat gaming
      Kittycat gaming 8 днів тому

      @pinkpeppers55 "NOT MY CLONES [cant type emoji because I'm on computer :( ]" I'm pretty sure since your the 55th one he would've taken 54 of you. but if he did take 55 of you then you would've been taken aswell.

    • The Misfit Owl
      The Misfit Owl 8 днів тому +1

      Sounds like a level in the Backrooms to be honest.
      Idk if I'm weird, but I seriously want a survival game where to survive a zombie apocalypse, you have to hide in a grocery store and preserve/ration the food supply of that store and eventually turn to farming to survive. Like some kind of reverse Stardew Valley.

  • 🍑- tAP МЕ to HaVe seX wITн -ME-🍑

    I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

  • Garfield under fridges
    Garfield under fridges День тому

    I still have no fucking idea of why you would buy something through VR, buying a VR headset costs a fortune and using it for shopping is pointless

  • Chava
    Chava 3 дні тому +4

    The VR shopping video reminds me of a horror game called "The Open House" where you're basically looking around a house that's for sale but it's slightly creepy and ominous and there are small details that tell you about what might've happened in this house and all that and that video could totally be made into a horror game by being given a similar premise.

  • Gints
    Gints 17 годин тому

    Sam: I noticed you put 3 milk cartons on your cart, do you want to put 2 back?
    Me: …

  • featureEnvy
    featureEnvy 6 днів тому +1728

    There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times

    • Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈
      Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈 День тому +1

      @Grumpy Teen 😂

    • Grumpy Teen
      Grumpy Teen День тому +2

      When I grow up, I might have this moment but instead with my glasses.

    • Raid
      Raid 2 дні тому +3

      We're living in the future. Except people in the past didn't anticipate the future being so weird and not nearly as cool as they hoped

    • Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈
      Green Beans 🏳️‍🌈 2 дні тому +1

      @featureEnvy they didn’t say that you were. They were talking about how *they* were born at that time.

    • Fantastic Slimetastic
      Fantastic Slimetastic 2 дні тому

      Lol

  • Annika Victoria
    Annika Victoria 3 дні тому

    Everything I see from the metaverse has to be a joke. It has to be. Are corporations really this stupid? I guess the answer is yes.

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  • Dhymond Revan
    Dhymond Revan 6 годин тому

    Who's gonna tell him that he's not in the right game lolll

  • mia gaon
    mia gaon 5 днів тому +11

    10:55 as a person who works in a cyber security SOC i can just imagine a guy going through the logs for some reason and seeing someone search "metaverse please !" lmao

    • kphoria
      kphoria 5 днів тому

      do people actually read through all the searches?

  • Sleep Deprived Steve
    Sleep Deprived Steve 3 дні тому +1

    Good to know that Sid is doing okay. He really turned his life around from his humble, toy mutilating beginnings, to his short time as a trash man. But now, he’s a full time UAclipsr. The real success story.

  • Hvot YT
    Hvot YT 9 днів тому +2086

    I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol

    • Jada Balding
      Jada Balding 8 днів тому +1

      If you live in the state I do, Walmart isn’t allowed to sell anybody alcohol. But most liquor stores here don’t even card so we should allow it but liquor stores gain so much money on that law so they’re hanging on to it

    • Hvot YT
      Hvot YT 8 днів тому +3

      @Cee Gee Fursuits it's just the way they worded it

    • chickenfoot
      chickenfoot 8 днів тому +11

      you guys realise online shopping already exists, right? this is a normal way to do things lol

    • thats so ari
      thats so ari 8 днів тому +2

      you have to show your id lmfao

    • Cee Gee Fursuits
      Cee Gee Fursuits 8 днів тому +27

      *young shoppers

  • Ben TGT
    Ben TGT День тому

    I turned on notifications and subscribed. I am now a part of this family.

  • goth bimbo 🏳️‍🌈
    goth bimbo 🏳️‍🌈 3 години тому

    Danny bullied a kid into rage quitting 💀

  • 💜Mу iD 4178 - TаP mE TO Hаve SEX WiТН МЕ!💜

    There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times

  • Unstoppable
    Unstoppable 16 годин тому +1

    12:49 The first thing he thinks about when he joins the game

  • Sabrina Griffin
    Sabrina Griffin 9 днів тому +2426

    Watching that dystopian walmart vr clip felt like getting a glimpse into a circle of purgatory. Like if you die at a grocery store, you get sent to this weird walmart limbo and are never allowed to leave, you just have to shop forever while your groceries disappear as you buy them and then you have to get more. So yeah thats gonna haunt my dreams now thanks

    • 수아!
      수아! 5 днів тому

      @tobimobi sorry forgot the /j

    • lies, all lies.
      lies, all lies. 7 днів тому +2

      Imagine you're in the backrooms and suddenly you clip into Walmart. Terrifying!

    • Belle Kelly
      Belle Kelly 9 днів тому +4

      May as well start up that shoplifting hobby you always wanted to do

    • Welcome To The Void
      Welcome To The Void 9 днів тому

      I can’t breather 😂stoppp

    • Toss out acc
      Toss out acc 9 днів тому +3

      Like that ikea scp but Walmart

  • The Harmacist
    The Harmacist День тому +1

    is this dude a 20 year old that looks 40 or a 40 year old that looks 20... uncanny valley vibes

  • midnight fear
    midnight fear 21 годину тому +2

    Danny looks like the younger Eminem

  • KM P
    KM P 10 годин тому

    Do y’all know Walmart is making gas stations or is that just new to me

  • Patar
    Patar День тому

    DANNY BANG LOST A LAWSUIT AGAINST MONSTER ENERGY ITS HILARIOUS

  • Contor r
    Contor r 9 днів тому +3007

    With his glasses, long buzzcut, and one color T shirt he looks like every 5 year old I have ever seen. This was probably the point but I’m just impressed that he managed to get it so accurate.

    • rename again 💀
      rename again 💀 5 днів тому

      @Mister Awan spooky Sagittarius

    • Mister Awan
      Mister Awan 6 днів тому

      @rename again 💀 alpha/beta males is very well established in nature, clearly you are a soypilled NPC who does not think. Look at the mating strategies of wolves and chimps. Do you think humans are really any different?!? I have seen plenty of information on this on various internet forums and at a certain point you just can't deny reality.
      I walked into a Wendy's today down the street from my house and I could not manage to get the attention of a single female. And women always block me on Facebook. Yet Chads can be complete jerks and still have women get obsessed with them. How many stories have you heard about women constantly going back to their toxic ex? Or how they can't get over a man who treats them like trash? This is very common and it is because they are confident alphas. More and more men are feeling abandoned in this modern world. Now we are starting to wake up. But by all means, deny reality even more. Continue to consume the lies given to you from CNN and Hollywood as they soypill you with their bs.

    • Jelly Ellipsis
      Jelly Ellipsis 6 днів тому

      @Mister Awan seriously cringe. Women don’t not like you because of “chads” they don’t like you because you’re cringy af and don’t see them as people. Go outside.

    • rename again 💀
      rename again 💀 7 днів тому +3

      @Mister Awan alpha/beta is the male equivalent of star signs lmao

    • Mister Awan
      Mister Awan 7 днів тому

      @Jelly Ellipsis Females make rules for betas. Females break the rules for alphas. Do not mock me because I see through your trickery