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I Tried Walmart's Terrifying Metaverse Experience

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  • @qwertyboi7695
    @qwertyboi7695 Рік тому +14577

    danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them

    • @jaydenpierre4611
      @jaydenpierre4611 Рік тому +410

      I’m so glad somebody finally noticed the hair

    • @waterbottle9034
      @waterbottle9034 Рік тому +319

      certified r/oddlyspecific moment

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow Рік тому +283

      As a military child I can confirm that he has the military dad haircut

    • @hurricanechase13948
      @hurricanechase13948 Рік тому +21

      @@jaydenpierre4611 cause he made a video about it

    • @bubaaaaaaaaa
      @bubaaaaaaaaa Рік тому +32

      That sounds so sad for the dad

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 10 місяців тому +1793

    Calling kids "young consumers" is what I expect the big bad robot from a science fiction book to call kids

    • @greenalien5509
      @greenalien5509 3 місяці тому +35

      Nah, it would just call them biofuel...

    • @UnusualSandvichTF2
      @UnusualSandvichTF2 3 місяці тому +7

      @@greenalien5509Man I’m dead 💀

    • @zendpixie
      @zendpixie 26 днів тому +1

      lego movie type beat

  • @kileyleroy2428
    @kileyleroy2428 9 місяців тому +2631

    as a Walmart employee, the amount of times I heard Noah schnapp advertising this game on the Walmart radio was insane

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 7 місяців тому +161

      For some reason when I read this like there was only *the* Walmart radio. Like it was an entity within itself that Walmart worships

    • @cloudylemon2975
      @cloudylemon2975 7 місяців тому +107

      @@placeholderdoe ALL HAIL THE GREAT WALMART RADIO!

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 6 місяців тому +75

      As a former employee, I thank God every day I no longer have to hear walmart radio. Literally made me viscerally angry hearing the same like 15 songs every day for months and months

    • @dumbmints
      @dumbmints 4 місяці тому +5


    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 4 місяці тому +7

      @@emilyb.8219 I feel this way about Sirius XM Christmas and 60s at 6. Lollipop and Africa every fucking day through the year, then a thousand versions of the same six songs all from Thanksgiving to New Years. I loved the store I worked in but I'll never understand why Dancing in the Moonlight came on once a week while the shitty songs played at least once a day...

  • @chameleon3465
    @chameleon3465 9 місяців тому +1128

    Seeing Danny Gonzalez investigate Roblox is like seeing a wounded deer investigate a theme park. No matter what you happens you know he’s going to get hurt

    • @What-the-heck864
      @What-the-heck864 4 місяці тому +9


    • @Wxczut
      @Wxczut 4 місяці тому +57

      is this meant to be a reference to his video about the stanley hotel and what he describes shane dawson as

    • @zoewoey
      @zoewoey 12 днів тому +3


  • @Jay2JayGaming
    @Jay2JayGaming Рік тому +3115

    Young shoppers... the only phrase that could possibly make it more clear how they value people based solely upon how much of which products they buy would be calling them "Undeveloped Consumers" or some shit

    • @ericnobbs1754
      @ericnobbs1754 11 місяців тому +62

      😆"Undeveloped Consumers"... You are a marketing GENIUS!

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb 10 місяців тому +13

      That's how retail and marketing works. They put people into demographic groups and market/sell to those groups. The cold and calculating logic of extracting profit.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 9 місяців тому +17

      "Future Income Targets"

  • @maurimauimaui
    @maurimauimaui 10 місяців тому +470

    The Walmart VR shopping experience very closely resembles a reoccurring nightmare I would have as a child of going shopping with my mom in a grocery store floating in nothingness with a vampire sales associate chasing us

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 місяці тому +7

      You had some weird freaking nightmares dude - my most frequent nightmare involved a T Rex chasing me on my way to school!

  • @thatoneguy96
    @thatoneguy96 Рік тому +43665

    Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 Рік тому +2925

      Now lets wait for kurtboy to like straighten his hair or smth

    • @sonofaspyder3000
      @sonofaspyder3000 Рік тому +941

      @@vakarebaranauskaite6691 NEVER

    • @Starsim99
      @Starsim99 Рік тому +1911

      What are you talking about? Drew dyed his hair and then it fell off which is why it’s short here

    • @jodie6039
      @jodie6039 Рік тому +117

      @@Starsim99 😂

    • @cawsomeaolin
      @cawsomeaolin Рік тому +410

      @@jodie6039 how is that funny, it’s quite sad actually. how could you make fun of such a real thing (the joke is that danny’s hair fell out and i “believed it”)

  • @supdog7482
    @supdog7482 Рік тому +5885

    Danny playing roblox is like my grandpa googling "google" each time he wants to search something

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +66

      If there’s no search results, it ain’t Google! /s

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 11 місяців тому +62

      @Enthusiastic Aizawa back in my day you had to type out the full URL, one letter at a time
      Kids today don't know how easy they have it

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 11 місяців тому +11

      i used to know kids in school who did that 😭 i had to try so hard not to make fun of them lol

    • @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-2734
      @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-2734 11 місяців тому +80

      @@mammoneymelon why is it hard for you to not make fun of people 💀🙏????

    • @erina8295
      @erina8295 10 місяців тому +48

      @@mammoneymelon making fun of someone for that is crazy

  • @alanerrrofavalor12
    @alanerrrofavalor12 11 місяців тому +2256

    I always get the names metaverse and omegaverse mixed up. I was genuinely expecting an omegaverse Walmart video.

    • @delusionalpurple5239
      @delusionalpurple5239 11 місяців тому +176

      Bro what 😭😭

    • @Clairelaferret
      @Clairelaferret 11 місяців тому +435

      Thank you for the reminder that we are not, in fact, in the worst timeline.

    • @urmylildiscordkitten775
      @urmylildiscordkitten775 11 місяців тому +58

      I've never had an original experience

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 11 місяців тому +75

      Oml not Walmart poisoning Omegaverse please heck no

    • @alanerrrofavalor12
      @alanerrrofavalor12 11 місяців тому +61

      @@MollyHJohns exactly my thoughts when I saw it. I was concerned for Danny’s safety when I clicked on the video

  • @Nymphetamineghoul
    @Nymphetamineghoul 10 місяців тому +137

    I worked for Walmart, can confirm that these look JUST like their training videos. They're like from the 90's, super dystopia and depressing. The vibe of this vid is accurate.

  • @bleachedbonez
    @bleachedbonez Рік тому +3129

    After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl

    • @finleypedersen2854
      @finleypedersen2854 Рік тому +246

      fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail

    • @lindabcarpentersings
      @lindabcarpentersings Рік тому +124

      @@finleypedersen2854 yeah, like, do they not understand that people don't like being treated like a child lol

    • @tamtri6218
      @tamtri6218 Рік тому


    • @bleachedbonez
      @bleachedbonez Рік тому +116

      @@finleypedersen2854 I think it varies from person to person, but generally I've found older people want to be talked to, younger people want to be left alone. But also old people are the first ones to lose their shit if you mess up at all.

    • @englishenby
      @englishenby 11 місяців тому +43

      @@finleypedersen2854 yeah, i’m english and the fact that workers in america constantly welcome you in, talk to you ,follow you, pack YOUR shopping for you etc is so weird to me?? it might be because english people (probably just europeans in general) are just very closed off, but i would literally never go shopping if any of that happened here lmao, i’m not a 9 year old

  • @bunnyrichard9198
    @bunnyrichard9198 4 місяці тому +36

    Danny and his wife are gonna have a young shopper of their own soon. Congrats 🎉

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 Рік тому +16319

    Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 Рік тому +115

      They are young shoppers. Being in there in the metaverse makes them shoppers, and they are young. They arent implying they are going to be forced to grow up to shop at walmart

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 Рік тому +351

      I need to admit that the context here completely changes this and this is terrifying

    • @TheOGJeff
      @TheOGJeff Рік тому +254

      @@melody3741 Children in a VR Walmart does not make them young shoppers...

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz Рік тому +127

      Future consumers

  • @Iheartgus
    @Iheartgus Рік тому +6561

    Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀

    • @smoker42069
      @smoker42069 Рік тому +42

      In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit

    • @neon5729
      @neon5729 Рік тому +141

      @@smoker42069 old haircut is better tbh

    • @smoker42069
      @smoker42069 Рік тому +20

      @@neon5729 alright you're opinion

    • @Iheartgus
      @Iheartgus Рік тому +10

      @@smoker42069 cool👍🏻

    • @leoooskiii7316
      @leoooskiii7316 Рік тому +5

      not on your bingo card for 2022?

  • @gupdoo3
    @gupdoo3 11 місяців тому +3498

    "you already have a full gallon of milk put the milk back!!" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MILK I DRINK

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +92

      They will!

    • @thisisnonexistentooo
      @thisisnonexistentooo 11 місяців тому +170

      *the smartfridge… it knows.*

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 10 місяців тому +92

      Your fridge has betrayed you they already know

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 10 місяців тому +91

      your fridge told them your average milk consumption rate

  • @itsannahere.
    @itsannahere. 10 місяців тому +135

    his imitation of the hands being terrified made me laugh so hard for no reason

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 Рік тому +10705

    I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.

    • @jesuisfrancophone
      @jesuisfrancophone Рік тому +156

      Its not like we have any control over it anyways

    • @Rerbun
      @Rerbun Рік тому +494

      Walmart is following the "We don't understand it, but it could be the inevitable future, so we will mess around with it" policy

    • @user-vw4xp5nt9f
      @user-vw4xp5nt9f Рік тому +8

      shareholder stuff? idk man :(

    • @sarahcahill954
      @sarahcahill954 Рік тому +223

      That’s why they’re advertising to children and not normal, sentient adults

    • @SunlightHugger
      @SunlightHugger Рік тому +15

      Yeah, kinda like living without USB ports... 😔

  • @ShaedTheMoron
    @ShaedTheMoron 9 місяців тому +114

    Fun fact: Almonds we eat are called Sweet almonds, being a type of almond genetically modified to be edible since normal almonds contain dangerous amounts of Cyanide, while Sweet almonds do not.

    • @cham5898
      @cham5898 7 місяців тому +21

      A bitter almond does not contain dangerous amounts, while the content is hugher it is not high enough to harm or kill you. You would need about 50 bitter almonds in one sitting to br coose to fatal. Still a small number but nowhere near being too dangerous to eat

    • @ammitthedevourer7316
      @ammitthedevourer7316 5 місяців тому +16

      Ohhhh that’s why the 10 almonds daily lifehack didn’t work! /j

  • @lozenger8
    @lozenger8 Рік тому +4964

    Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 Рік тому +179

      We all know you beat up the pink fridge from Billion Surprise Toys in the back of an alley.
      Return the monstrocity to its next of kin please.

    • @picklekorn755
      @picklekorn755 Рік тому +79

      it reminds me of drew and his sleep pod ngl

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Рік тому +30

      It inspires hatred

    • @ghanoushba5366
      @ghanoushba5366 Рік тому +8

      I don't get why people would care if you fridge knows what you have in stock. It actually sounds like one of the only decent uses for smart appliances.

    • @Lazerbear1985
      @Lazerbear1985 Рік тому +5

      Say it.

  • @TrepidDestiny
    @TrepidDestiny 11 місяців тому +718

    Remember when you were a kid staring into a dark closet or room, and you would feel a primal, yet indescribable feeling of discomfort and fear? That's what I feel when watching and learning about Walmart Land.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 10 місяців тому +10

      I just feel like Roblox looks like a poorer version of VRChat.
      Gives me no discomfort or fear (might want to have that checked out), just apathy.

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 9 місяців тому +18

      That primal fear is crazy. Had a similar experience recently to the point I had a nightmare about it

  • @KooLaidStudios
    @KooLaidStudios 6 місяців тому +38

    7:25 had me dying laughing with the father staring at the shopping cart going thru the floor lmao

  • @janecampbell4662
    @janecampbell4662 Рік тому +1214

    The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking

    • @janecampbell4662
      @janecampbell4662 Рік тому +46

      At 3:08 for reference

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 Рік тому +37

      You know, if they put some wonky skyrim type physics in, I could totally see this worth st least being a good laugh for a single use.
      My favorite part in skyrim(and my own perverted fsntasy) is when I jump up on the giant tables, covered in elaborate tableware and food, and just start FLINGING THE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, RIGHT IN NPC'S FACES, LIKE SOME BRAINDEAD CAVEMAN!!!!!
      I've always fantasized about doing that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and when I'm in walmart I always fantasize about trying to "domino" all the shelves over in the entire store, and I think it would be awesome if the VR could become a fucked up playground to vandalize and act out horrible things inside a fakeWalmart. .

    • @lauragrace5276
      @lauragrace5276 11 місяців тому +11

      it’s so stupid funny lmfaooo

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 11 місяців тому +15

      and the zooming noise when the cart goes to the car 😭

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 3 місяці тому +2

      imagine if you got it delivered and it was just wet pieces of broken glass

  • @Annicamdw
    @Annicamdw 11 місяців тому +45

    The monorail bit is so funny because that other guy was most likely a child and Danny just messed with him like it was nothing 😂

  • @aakk4568
    @aakk4568 Рік тому +5338

    Danny purposely pissing off someone that’s very likely a kid is way too hilarious 😂

  • @lemoniieeee
    @lemoniieeee Рік тому +2603

    As a Roblox veteran watching him struggle to figure it out is hilarious

    • @derangedyarn6544
      @derangedyarn6544 11 місяців тому +152

      as a roblox veteran I too am constantly lost and disgusted

    • @renybird2835
      @renybird2835 11 місяців тому +207

      The obby is so simple it makes me want to cry watching him struggle.

    • @daanhuisman1040
      @daanhuisman1040 11 місяців тому +134

      "How do I put on this frickin' dress?! I have a feeling it's in this bag, but there's, like, a list of players in the way, so I can't click on the bag."

    • @bobaskittles8149
      @bobaskittles8149 11 місяців тому +113

      “An Obby? Am I supposed to know what that is?”

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 11 місяців тому +29

      no same it's so funny

  • @medicalgirl3
    @medicalgirl3 Рік тому +266

    One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare

    • @brightblue2415
      @brightblue2415 Рік тому +9

      I wish I had to go somewhere very often to be remembered and recognized... people always remember me for some reason even if I've only shopped somewhere once. I don't have green hair or anything weird like that, so I do not know why. Man, I wish I could be sort of anonymous.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 10 місяців тому +15

      I used to have such bad social anxiety that I once paid for something, then started walking away without my change.
      The very thought that someone would ask if I needed help filled me with enough dread that I wouldn't go in some stores.
      Now I'm like it's kind of neat being recognized at my favorite ramen/sushi place. "It's good to see you again" "thank you, the food is great as usual"
      Sometimes I'll wear a collar and tail out in public, and I'm far less concerned if people look or say something.

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 9 місяців тому +10

      @@kamikeserpentail3778 Live your truth ! I found your part about living unapologetically heartwarming. Hope people don’t treat you maliciously.

    • @benadrylsmoke5481
      @benadrylsmoke5481 9 місяців тому +2

      thats how i feel about my local sonic. one day the girl said "oh you aren't on your usual side" and now everytime i think about going i'm like "oh my god they all think i'm terrible for eating here so often"
      like i think its sweet that she's recognized me but at the same time pls i just want cheesesticks

    • @clownularClown
      @clownularClown 8 місяців тому +10

      I think people also forget though that like, the workers are also people. I know from experience that seeing someone come in that you recognize not only makes it easier on my own anxiety but it also makes it so much easier for me to feel like I'm a real person and that people actually don't despise speaking to me and etc. It's obviously just my own anxieties but if I said recognized someone and they never came back I would think that I'd done something or that I looked so horrid that they never came back. Lol

  • @ruhee1027
    @ruhee1027 5 місяців тому +39

    I was helping my sister study for her anthropology test (on monkeys and evolution etc.) and she mentioned bonobos (the monkeys)-so of course I immediately thought of *bonobos sweater blue* and it’s been stuck in my head ever since
    The only detail on the study guide about bonobos was “they’re always having sex” so do with that what you will

    • @markfromfacebook
      @markfromfacebook 2 місяці тому +9

      gonna get those bonobos sweater blue balls i suppose

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 18 днів тому

      It's like a friendly social thing for them I think

  • @johnnyallenshaneprater4870
    @johnnyallenshaneprater4870 Рік тому +713

    The bit from 7:17 - 7:27 is seriously so unbelievably hilarious. I love how he brought the joke from earlier into it.. Brilliance my guy

    • @nicolesanderson8757
      @nicolesanderson8757 11 місяців тому +25

      lmfao same I couldn't stop laughing, this was so funny.

    • @mladymoo1398
      @mladymoo1398 10 місяців тому +8

      FR I died-💀

  • @kjaxthegrate
    @kjaxthegrate 10 місяців тому +9

    I keep expecting the metaverse experience at the beginning to turn into a horror game and it just remains a serious corporate dystopia. Which is even scarier.

  • @emperortransman
    @emperortransman Рік тому +9267

    When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.

    • @bakedthepotato5489
      @bakedthepotato5489 Рік тому +115

      Every time I go to Walmart I never get helped properly, if you do get them to help they go away for like a half hour and you're lucky if they ever come back

    • @necropolistc6357
      @necropolistc6357 Рік тому +36

      what employees, when you quit they said F it and went to nothing but self checkouts lol

    • @emperortransman
      @emperortransman Рік тому +147

      @@bakedthepotato5489 What kind of help do you ask for? If you're one of those "can you check in the back?" people, I have no sympathy for you.

    • @bakedthepotato5489
      @bakedthepotato5489 Рік тому +42

      @@emperortransman No I ask basic things. Such as "Can you unlock the SD card rack for me?"

    • @emperortransman
      @emperortransman Рік тому +197

      @@bakedthepotato5489 Oh I might be able to explain that. Obviously this isn't always the case, but this was the case for me. I would often be asked to unlock things by customers even though I didn't have the keys. So I would go look for the person with the keys or look for someone with a walkie talkie who could summon the person with the keys, usually my manager. Because customers usually caught me in the middle of doing something, I would go back to whatever I was doing. I had no way of knowing if the person with the keys ever showed up.

  • @rationalrecoverycody4283
    @rationalrecoverycody4283 Рік тому +174

    The intro is the best part. I could watch Danny riff off that original cringe Walmart metaverse experience demo for a solid hour.

  • @jaaaaaane
    @jaaaaaane Рік тому +537

    the yassified Van Gogh part caught me wayyy off guard 💀

  • @MatthewMSCFP.
    @MatthewMSCFP. 13 днів тому +2

    Rewatching a year later I laughed even harder, Danny nailed this one pas he always does

  • @delainey565
    @delainey565 11 місяців тому +164

    as a walmart employee i can verify this is exactly how an in person shopping experience would be like

  • @Giovanna_the_goblin11
    @Giovanna_the_goblin11 11 місяців тому +15

    The way Danny genuinely thought Noah schnapp was gonna be right there in the game has me dying

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. Рік тому +9969

    I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

    • @taliag09
      @taliag09 Рік тому +213

      It's so uncomfortable

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Рік тому +104

      you aren't interacting with the floating woman, you are just listening to what she has to say

    • @yikes5683
      @yikes5683 Рік тому +217

      Corporations don't understand that we employees don't want to talk to customers either 😅
      Most of us just want to focus and get our shit done and go home without having to stop constantly and help people find stuff

    • @existential_horror5045
      @existential_horror5045 Рік тому +133

      can you imagine having to pick up like.... hemorrhoid cream and just seeing S.A.M.'s face watching you as you use your digital hand to drag it to your cart
      i know she's not real but i would always feel like i'm being judged

  • @pinkrose8272
    @pinkrose8272 11 місяців тому +242

    This is like the inferior version of those ad buildings you can enter in Poptropica. Except instead of building a full lame world, it is just one easy to ignore building, the games inside them were usually short little missions as a distraction, there were actual signs saying it is an ad so at least they were following the laws and it was slightly more ethical, the games inside them actually work and are not infuriating and the clothes and accessories you get from them actually easily show up on your character. Plus you can wear those clothes in actual good games.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 10 місяців тому +32

      poptropica was so good

    • @artistdudebro
      @artistdudebro 6 місяців тому +6

      You've unlocked Memories in my sad little pea brain, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad

  • @Loverera2023
    @Loverera2023 Рік тому +644

    When I started playing roblox I legit also thought it was only 1 game. But nobody knows that its the literal minds of every child on earth thrown into a gazzilion gabillion games. Also Danny not using the search bar to find Wal-Mart land, is actually hilarious! p.s. I don't play couple anymore, the weird games were starting to get to me

    • @Loverera2023
      @Loverera2023 Рік тому +11

      I don't play roblox anymore*

    • @Reiiven
      @Reiiven 11 місяців тому +20

      I wasn’t allowed to play Roblox as a child so when I eventually got it so I could play with my little cousin i was genuinely surprised that it wasn’t just one game lmao

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +15

      Yeah I never played Roblox until recently, so I always assumed it was like Minecraft and it was one world but different variations of it. Turns out it’s not that at all 😂

    • @archemedes2533
      @archemedes2533 11 місяців тому


    • @TrIIden
      @TrIIden 11 місяців тому +7

      the popular games are made by adults

  • @aqueennamed_dolores9404
    @aqueennamed_dolores9404 10 місяців тому +9

    Okay i lowkey wanna play this now. Also danny being so happy about beating a kid in an argument was actually hilarious.

  • @HoneyM1lkart
    @HoneyM1lkart Рік тому +130

    Danny trying to look older:
    *proceeds to shave his head*
    Danny now looking like a 1st grader on the first day of school

  • @AggyCantNameThings
    @AggyCantNameThings 3 місяці тому +6

    After watching the video back, I have concluded that Danny gets the coins in walmart land from a badge that he earns from riding the monorail for the first time

  • @weRbananas
    @weRbananas Рік тому +4080

    It’s especially dystopian because they’re like “here let the robot deliver it to your car!” And show you a fake drone delivering it to your car while in real life, a struggling, overworked, single parent is lugging it out to the car

    • @thatfuzzypotato1877
      @thatfuzzypotato1877 Рік тому +293

      That are you are specifically not allowed to tip or they get in trouble

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 місяців тому +139

      @@thatfuzzypotato1877 It sucks because if you say no they either insist or you risk them getting mad for denying them their hero moment. So you have to take the tip just to give it to your manager to give to the company. Meanwhile the dipshits are like “I just paid that guy’s rent” for tipping a dollar and 20 cents.

    • @nataliadiascamara6292
      @nataliadiascamara6292 11 місяців тому +5

      but walmart is actually testing drone deliveries lolllll

    • @hnnnnnnnnnng
      @hnnnnnnnnnng 11 місяців тому +115

      @@nataliadiascamara6292 but who's gonna be packing the drones? Underpaid workers 💀

    • @destrious8133
      @destrious8133 11 місяців тому +60

      @@nataliadiascamara6292 girl this isn't the serve you think it is!

  • @masonm2232
    @masonm2232 Рік тому +3451

    i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept

    • @mooiioo8094
      @mooiioo8094 Рік тому +151

      like that one ikea scp

    • @ally2765
      @ally2765 Рік тому +7

      like the walmart fear comic on tumblr

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar Рік тому +9

      Vr instacart employee horror game.

    • @fortniterobin
      @fortniterobin Рік тому +45

      "your Samsung smart fridge told me you already have a decapitated head bleeding out into your food, would you like to put this one back?"

    • @rattersworld1016
      @rattersworld1016 Рік тому +3

      @@fortniterobin XD YES

  • @melfree2545
    @melfree2545 11 місяців тому +133

    That virtual shopping experience was so uncomfortable to watch. I don’t understand why corporations think this is something people want.
    I don’t want this. No one I know wants this. I do a lot of online shopping. I have a special needs kid who has a really hard time going into stores. I homeschool so going when she’s at school isn’t an option. Pickup orders are fantastic for me. But why oh why would I want to put on a VR headset, have someone guide me through my own shopping list, and checking up on what I already have in my fridge?!

    • @benadrylsmoke5481
      @benadrylsmoke5481 9 місяців тому +13

      plus if you already can't go to the store when she's homeschooled, i doubt going through the trouble of putting on a vr headset and trudging through the vr shopping "experience" would be much of a timesave either. like, sure you're home and that's better, but you're still stuck inside some weird nightmare shopping world instead of fully being with your kid

    • @lemonmeat
      @lemonmeat 7 місяців тому +3

      at this point im convinced the people who come up with these metaverse things arent real people and are aliens trying to fit in LOL

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 6 місяців тому +2

      they don't care what people actually want, they care what shareholders want and will then shove it onto unwilling consumers

  • @derangedyarn6544
    @derangedyarn6544 11 місяців тому +147

    Danny is funny, he's always been funny but recently I've been laughing out loud more and more with his more recent videos, even if he's already a great youtuber, seeing (in my eyes) comedic growth is really nice as a long time fan :-)

  • @jmeyers1856
    @jmeyers1856 11 місяців тому +6

    I work for a company that tracks tenant data, and I was devastated to find out my $100 work shirts (that I only buy on clearance for $20) from Bonobos were just Walmart shirts…

  • @potatopouf
    @potatopouf 11 місяців тому +78

    i love buying virtual food in the metaverse that doesn't exist and will not help me in any way with actually staying alive. its my favorite

  • @paulbaeza7
    @paulbaeza7 11 місяців тому +12

    The look on Danny’s face when he found out he can’t dance in Walmart Land

  • @Sar_bear
    @Sar_bear Рік тому +4527

    The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.

    • @ianfuller2443
      @ianfuller2443 Рік тому +10

      Its most likley a grown man trying to catfish children...

    • @thatdemoninthecar
      @thatdemoninthecar Рік тому +444

      @@ianfuller2443 how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

    • @DJRTRK
      @DJRTRK Рік тому +32

      @@thatdemoninthecar it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions

    • @thatdemoninthecar
      @thatdemoninthecar Рік тому +308

      @@DJRTRK What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.

    • @shaleamontanez4591
      @shaleamontanez4591 Рік тому +252

      @@DJRTRK idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo

  • @KO-vb4tg
    @KO-vb4tg 11 місяців тому +62

    God, I kept forgetting that Walmart was trying their best to appeal to me as a consumer with that demo. Their idea of a good time shopping is learning that your smart fridge was talking shit about your dairy consumption to the Walmart Skynet?

  • @noeyyang38
    @noeyyang38 11 місяців тому +29

    The virtual shopping could be good for people with disabilities but when I found out you need to actually go to the store- it loses its whole purpose

  • @therockking8509
    @therockking8509 2 місяці тому +8

    Watching Danny fail at one of the most easy obbies is hilarious to me.

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp Рік тому +65

    It was so funny seeing Danny navigate through roblox, i wish someone could have guided him lmao

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 Рік тому +5

      That's basically what it was like when he started playing mine craft on twitch, he had no idea how to do anything and the chat was telling him what to do

    • @oj_originals4304
      @oj_originals4304 Рік тому +2

      Well someone did help him on 16:56 where Danny wanted to know if he could dance in Walmart land

  • @cardboard9124
    @cardboard9124 2 місяці тому +2

    Ah yes, rather than checking your fridge we need a remotely accessed fridge inventory that walmart can see at all times. That would never go wrong! cough cough, the amazon incident, cough cough

  • @logicfrogmedia
    @logicfrogmedia Рік тому +4218

    "We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.

    • @dilf_sickhx
      @dilf_sickhx 7 місяців тому +24


    • @JohnnyJOMama-qu8hs
      @JohnnyJOMama-qu8hs 6 місяців тому +61

      “After consulting thoroughly with your smart fridge, we have determined you are unfortunately ugly.”

    • @maggotbelIy
      @maggotbelIy 5 місяців тому +12

      my family’s smart fridge has a tablet on it and it listens into our conversations, and will literally randomly respond to us talking-

    • @user-ts2og7lc1z
      @user-ts2og7lc1z 4 місяці тому +8

      This makes me not want a smart fridge.

  • @SkepticxII
    @SkepticxII 11 місяців тому +55

    This was literally just 20 minutes of Danny playing roblox and failing.

  • @MissBuyNLarge
    @MissBuyNLarge 11 місяців тому +137

    this has such BuyNLarge vibes it's freaking me out
    could've been a great horror game, like the shopping version of the Stanley Parable

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 11 місяців тому +7

      I was thinking that too. Someone's gotta make a horror parody.

    • @Extacy2067
      @Extacy2067 10 місяців тому +8

      Its already a horror game

  • @C1r0-C0r0
    @C1r0-C0r0 10 місяців тому +5

    I will never get over the fact Danny calls himself daddy it’s too funny

  • @claida339
    @claida339 Рік тому +126

    I'm traumatised by this hair change. These things need to be gradual, it's too much of a revolution in my environment and I'll miss your luscious locks, but actually good for you for not getting people like me dictate your life choices.
    The shit Walmart and the Metaverse are up to is a strong second in my list of traumas tho. I hope I won't be reassured and suddenly wake up in a universe where I've let this become my life.

    • @lordquas1871
      @lordquas1871 Рік тому +12

      There are so many levels of red flags in this comment 🧐

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard Рік тому +13

      @@lordquas1871 I'm fairly sure they are kidding

  • @Colleen-gm9vy
    @Colleen-gm9vy 3 місяці тому +1

    I've developed a habit of leaving a like on the video every time Danny makes me laugh hysterically. I don't think there's a video I've watched of his that I haven't liked.

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. Рік тому +5594

    Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious

    • @jaehyunluvr2008
      @jaehyunluvr2008 Рік тому +146

      right like😭

    • @JulieGallows
      @JulieGallows Рік тому +363

      truly he is the platonic ideal of a baconhair

    • @FuriousSkating
      @FuriousSkating Рік тому +15


    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +163

      I reverted back to when I was a kid playing Roblox and it stressed me out because that obby was so mf easy
      Edited to change a word because I messed up lol

    • @shanel4294
      @shanel4294 Рік тому +5

      This 🤣

  • @Beardalorian
    @Beardalorian Рік тому +58

    Dude, I'm literally crying laughing on how you're explaining and talking about the VR shopping experience Walmart tried to originally do. "so my cart goes to my fridge and my TV gets delivered as I'm sacrificed to stay here" 🤣😭💀💀💀 loved this.

  • @darkarcmiley3388
    @darkarcmiley3388 Рік тому +18

    I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did during the milk part

  • @susie8799
    @susie8799 3 місяці тому +2

    I would love to have a happy medium between irl Walmart and metaverse Walmart (I want to be alone in a Walmart with a self checkout)

  • @TheArtSherpa
    @TheArtSherpa 11 місяців тому +120

    I have no idea why the algorithm threw your video up for me on auto play but I am so glad it did. I ended watch 4 of your vids and could not stop laughing. Kiddo you are so funny and amazing. I am going to throw you on when I need to lighten up and have a great laugh 🎉😂

    • @haydenfr12950
      @haydenfr12950 11 місяців тому +22

      kiddo? hes almost 30 lol😭😭

    • @josefinarivia
      @josefinarivia 11 місяців тому +9

      kiddo, he's married tho jajaj

    • @el658
      @el658 11 місяців тому +16

      Young face strikes again 😂

    • @rockification
      @rockification 10 місяців тому +6

      “kiddo” 😭😭😭 he’s married

  • @9abrie11e
    @9abrie11e 11 місяців тому +3

    Not many things make me genuinely laugh from my gut but this was funny as hell

  • @starmanthelizard4718
    @starmanthelizard4718 Рік тому +6780

    the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place

    • @mommakimmins5554
      @mommakimmins5554 Рік тому +145

      As a former Walmart employee, can confirm

    • @13lovinghimwasred
      @13lovinghimwasred Рік тому +190

      and nobody left a half empty coffee on the shelves
      edit: why do people like replies? /genq

    • @ohherbie
      @ohherbie Рік тому +117

      @@13lovinghimwasred and nobody opened somethin to eat it halfway then put it back

    • @Chew23packetsOfGum
      @Chew23packetsOfGum Рік тому +44

      And nobody left an empty bottle of over-the-counter drugs at the back of the shelf

    • @kayleighmoore6951
      @kayleighmoore6951 Рік тому +49

      and no kids are screaming or crying

  • @Deedoo_r
    @Deedoo_r Рік тому +16

    a while ago I had a nightmare that I was living in a studio apartment with only 2 rooms: Studio apartment and an infinite Walmart that contained literally everything imaginable in stock always.
    it was awful and I felt like I was but a human soul stuck in a capitalistic hellscape, a dry husk of civilization. the world ended with not a bang but with the equivalent power company turning off your power because you hadn't paid your bill. I was designed for more, I AM designed for more, but I was being limited by some asshole who doesn't think beyond his microdick before sealing my fate and that of billions more in the name of profit.
    I can only wonder if he enjoys himself, what world did he expect to enjoy, to what could he flaunt his greed, he sacrificed everyone already, the only thing to do is renounce and think of others or become one and die alive, extinction without being killed, rotting but unable to decompose.
    I didn't want to, I didn't have a choice.

  • @jimmycher45
    @jimmycher45 Рік тому +94

    Idk about anyone else, but I used to call Walmart: “Wallys World”. I thought it was a common nickname for it. Maybe a Midwest thing, maybe a Minnesota specific thing, but still.
    “Wallys World” would have been a better name choice over of “Walmart Land” imo

    • @oliviabailey2766
      @oliviabailey2766 11 місяців тому +3

      I concur

    • @mimsy1765
      @mimsy1765 11 місяців тому +5

      Just last year I heard that term for the first time from my friends

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 11 місяців тому +3

      idk if it’s a midwest thing i grew up in MI, IN, and IL and i’ve never heard that 😅 i’m definitely gonna it wally’s world now tho

    • @mercyorbit9351
      @mercyorbit9351 11 місяців тому +6

      Wally World - Michigan

  • @krillansavillan
    @krillansavillan 11 місяців тому +1

    This is your best work ever man! I appreciate every searing reply. You took the available information in the story and extrapolated that to the most absurd yet rationale outcome haha

  • @liamengle2563
    @liamengle2563 Рік тому +49

    Oh no Danny , It’s all about replacing the employees not the customers 😂

  • @karenf7526
    @karenf7526 8 місяців тому +1

    You are one of the few people who consistently makes me laugh out loud. Thanks for that

  • @Hvottt
    @Hvottt Рік тому +2200

    I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 Рік тому +268

      It's like how mature websites would only put that the ' Are you 18+ ' on the front page as if someone under 18 was just gonna be like ' Oh no of course not I'm sorry I'll leave ' kids are just going to lie if there's no way to prove that they aren't born in 1895 when they try to buy a bottle of vodka or something.

    • @Kestalami
      @Kestalami Рік тому +111

      I'm sure theyd ask for pictures of id, but either kids would fake pictures, use their parents id, or just log into the parents account

    • @thenachothief
      @thenachothief Рік тому +72

      yes hello i was born in 1769

    • @ameliemaynard4217
      @ameliemaynard4217 Рік тому +17

      Well i imagine they'd actually verify it with an ID or credit card they wouldn't just ask

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Рік тому +16

      @@ameliemaynard4217 they do. So they're just lying to customers. Again. They also steal tips from delivery drivers

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Рік тому +21

    Walmart in the metaverse is like shopping on the Walmart website but with extra steps.

  • @lightryder6675
    @lightryder6675 Рік тому +13

    Why is this man so funny. Like every video of his i watch has me rolling. Man doesn’t miss

  • @vanillaproductions8596
    @vanillaproductions8596 11 місяців тому

    I like how Danny just brings back moments into other ones which make this 10x more funny 😂

  • @PhyraPhoenix
    @PhyraPhoenix Рік тому +17

    I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)

  • @realemmyscott5686
    @realemmyscott5686 11 місяців тому +1

    This one actually made me laugh out loud, multiple times. Is it Danny, Danny’s hair, or Walmart’s audacity?

  • @rocketpsyence
    @rocketpsyence Рік тому +3076

    There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times

  • @elfsunmoon4203
    @elfsunmoon4203 Рік тому +21

    Danny, i discover you some days ago, now you getting weirder and funnier with every video i watch.

  • @Expertato555
    @Expertato555 Рік тому +5

    It would be cool if the store had endless isles with different stores on each side, like Safeway, Home Depot, and so many more.

  • @reaganburke5987
    @reaganburke5987 8 місяців тому +5

    “I never want my smart fridge snitching on me to Walmart”
    -Danny Gonzalez 2023

  • @cloudymaria
    @cloudymaria 10 місяців тому

    danny never fails to make me laugh and i haven’t laughed like this in a while

  • @Soliterror
    @Soliterror 11 місяців тому +6

    Danny's reaction to playing Roblox for the first time as an adult is so relatable. As someone who didn't grow up with Roblox it makes me feel better about my own ineptitude the first time I played a few months ago
    "Obbi? Is that a word?" - Danny Gonzalez

  • @dumbspaghetti_
    @dumbspaghetti_ Рік тому +2183

    Oh wow! As a British child I can finally experience the American shopping experience! I bet Walmart will 100% be looking like this in real life, how cool!

    • @akirajaxon4718
      @akirajaxon4718 Рік тому +75

      As an American kid I can confirm that this is accurate

    • @millys.
      @millys. Рік тому +56

      One more win for the non-american children!

    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 Рік тому +44

      Wait till the virtual predators try to grab your virtual kids.

    • @dumbspaghetti_
      @dumbspaghetti_ Рік тому +31

      @@stoptrudeau42 That’s been happening since the start of the internet, nothing new there

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 Рік тому +20

      Will it have The People of Walmart roaming around? It will not be authentic otherwise.

  • @introvertedbookworm1
    @introvertedbookworm1 Рік тому +19

    18:10 watching Danny rage at a simple roblox obby is so funny 🤣

  • @PlayBoX-qq9kr
    @PlayBoX-qq9kr Рік тому +2

    The fact that they are called young shoppers is so dystopian. That’s all these corporations view them as is shoppers and they are trying to force themselves into their lives through the games they play.

  • @OzymandiasWasRight
    @OzymandiasWasRight 10 місяців тому +1

    The milk thing had me laughing hard. Like "can anyone hear me, and is it obvious I'm alone" hard. The nerve that you'd just talk to my fridge, then tell me to put it back?! I'd very quickly be double homiciding Sam and my fridge. I know they hit it off, but I'm still the human here, damnit!
    .....AI's gonna be fine.

  • @randomslomo1875
    @randomslomo1875 Рік тому +5

    Oh my God that virtual Walmart section had me cracking up the whole time 😂😂😂

  • @kisumiri
    @kisumiri 7 місяців тому +1

    Honestly it'd be pretty fun to have a virtual store where you can hang out with your friends while shopping for stuff online

  • @LunarRaevyn
    @LunarRaevyn Рік тому +2122

    I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this

    • @pinkpeppers5580
      @pinkpeppers5580 Рік тому +107

      Like the Ikea SCP

    • @SanDeygo
      @SanDeygo Рік тому +17

      @@pinkpeppers5580 thought of exactly this haha😂

    • @VVesteria
      @VVesteria Рік тому +10

      @@pinkpeppers5580 I was about to comment that, you beat me to it.

    • @jyingg6985
      @jyingg6985 Рік тому +5

      Scp 3008

    • @pinkpeppers5580
      @pinkpeppers5580 Рік тому +5


  • @terribleeditor4556
    @terribleeditor4556 11 місяців тому +7

    The world's corporations are slowly turning into a Bladerunner type future and I don't know whether to be impressed or scared. Also how much they pay Noah to host "trivia games" in Walmart Land? I need to know.

  • @yumgumgrl76
    @yumgumgrl76 Рік тому +9

    This was added to my “videos I fucking love” playlist. Thank you sir for your service

  • @calebfuller4713
    @calebfuller4713 9 місяців тому +1

    These things remind me of having conversations with my insanely coked up professional DJ friend 20 years ago, where his vision of the future was uncannily close to this, and I'd just be asking "why? how is this actually better?"

  • @thevirtualtraveler
    @thevirtualtraveler Рік тому +1

    I feel like this has promise. Not, from Wal-Mart, or done like this, but if say, a department store had virtual shopping that was well designed & easy to navigate, like a good video game, it could be great. The problem with online shopping is not getting to wonder around and see random things.

  • @ignaciodemello
    @ignaciodemello 10 місяців тому +3

    Game theory: Walmart made that video feel so dystopian so you'd rather go to a real Walmart instead

  • @newjersey2788
    @newjersey2788 Рік тому +2586

    That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity

    • @Weshopwizard
      @Weshopwizard Рік тому +28

      Just relax. Everything is fine. No way that this will turn to 💩.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Рік тому +36

      Blame Ronald Reagan?

    • @drugsarebad97
      @drugsarebad97 Рік тому +35

      Yeah there’s definitely not any laws about that or anything ..

    • @BIazy
      @BIazy Рік тому +15

      And then when UAclips does it, the entire site risks getting shut down.

  • @siennaharvey5786
    @siennaharvey5786 8 місяців тому +2

    I would honestly pay money to see Danny play roblox games for an hour

  • @weirdcakes304
    @weirdcakes304 Рік тому +4

    As somebody who’s been playing roblox for years, it was hilarious seeing Danny fail at such an easy obby

  • @bigglesmcintosh3699
    @bigglesmcintosh3699 11 місяців тому +5

    In this video: Danny alienates 90% of his audience by hating on Roblox the entire time.