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  • Опубліковано 17 лют 2019
  • Bowser needs to organize his military or else he might be committing a war crime. Brian David Gilbert is here to help solve his hierarchy.
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  • nocctea
    nocctea 2 години тому

    Can polygon like, just focus on making UAclips videos
    Cause I never read their articles but their videos are *amazing* . They’re such good content

  • Daisy Coombs
    Daisy Coombs 8 годин тому

    look at this galoomba

  • Apocolo toth
    Apocolo toth День тому

    Obligatory edibleness in Pokemon comment...
    Food for thought: Are oddishes bolied in hot water a Vegetable-stew or a goulash?

  • Shuggie
    Shuggie День тому

    Mario Kart 8 works like socialism because the characters that are doing the worst get the best items/most help. Odyssey works like capitalism because you use others for your gain and throw them away when they're not productive anymore. Yes?

  • Eben Morrid
    Eben Morrid День тому

    The song is a bop actually

  • Cory Harbak
    Cory Harbak День тому

    Good, good. Now let's subject BDG to the damnation of having to adhere Donkey Kong Country: The Animated Series, the Donkey Kong Country video games, Donkey Kong 64, and indeed, the original Donkey Kong arcade game to a cohesive timeline. Also let's see his pairing of Candy Kong and a character of his choice with whom she doesn't share a blood relation.

  • Elise Lindsey
    Elise Lindsey День тому +2

    "This is lakitu, you may know him for picking you up in Mario kart but he actually got started doing carpet bombings" God this is great

  • A random piece of internet trash

    3:00 SHOTS FIRED

  • Netzach Schuman
    Netzach Schuman 2 дні тому +2

    When is the next Unraveled coming out?

  • AdamAsleep
    AdamAsleep 2 дні тому +1

    Unraveled got me to subscribe to Polygon! This video team is the best.
    I didn’t see any mention yet how amazing that smash cut was, I didn’t even notice how seamless the edit was the first time, only when I went back to read “oh no my microphone”

  • Sissel Cat
    Sissel Cat 2 дні тому +1

    >decides peewee piranha is fit to be a lieutenant
    >claims adult petey piranha does not deserve the general rank

  • Dally Boy
    Dally Boy 2 дні тому +5

    I've thought I was straight my whole life but I would non ironically jump into a romantic relationship with BDG in a heartbeat.

  • TrapsCanCreate
    TrapsCanCreate 2 дні тому

    The ending song sounds like communist propaganda to me.

  • Kevin
    Kevin 2 дні тому

    I wish I could subscribe to these videos without subscribing to all of polygon

  • 8-bit Avery
    8-bit Avery 2 дні тому

    “why do piranha plant have bone in it?” made me lose my goddamn mind

  • coykoi
    coykoi 2 дні тому

    brian you're a gem

  • Aubrey Woodward
    Aubrey Woodward 2 дні тому

    i rewatch this at least twice a week. also why is jenna so cute.

  • Alex S
    Alex S 3 дні тому +2

    Brian, please, rank all pokemon from least to most edible

  • Dr Hix
    Dr Hix 3 дні тому

    I am rewatching this weeks later, and still, the 'Stairface Ogre' bit makes me cry laughing

  • Claire Fingerhut
    Claire Fingerhut 3 дні тому

    what would the masses want to see?? ranking the doom 2016 enemies ;)

  • Benjamin Meijer
    Benjamin Meijer 3 дні тому +1

    Brian David Gilbert is a national treasure


    And so is his hairdo

  • Nathan Carstairs
    Nathan Carstairs 3 дні тому

    oh my god they're civillians

  • tinasthemeyay
    tinasthemeyay 3 дні тому

    You need to do a Metal Gear video. PLEASE!

  • Celesty
    Celesty 3 дні тому

    This is a bit random, but you are honestly really cute

  • chepelapod gaming
    chepelapod gaming 3 дні тому

    i wish there game journalism was this good...
    or good at all

  • Soup Guy
    Soup Guy 3 дні тому

    King boo is a monarch though

  • Cutie Cthulhu
    Cutie Cthulhu 3 дні тому

    How about why inkling and octolings have no nipples but have belly buttons. This is a serious question I need to know

  • Ruby Dennis
    Ruby Dennis 4 дні тому

    Brian is my favorite disney princess

  • Fierce Kitten
    Fierce Kitten 4 дні тому

    Brian David Gilbert is the ideal male

  • MrErpic
    MrErpic 4 дні тому

    And just like that, the israelo palestinian conflict came to an end. We just needed one song, thank you Brian, thank you so much

  • Erik Romero
    Erik Romero 4 дні тому

    #hairgoals

  • A. N.
    A. N. 4 дні тому

    "Oh my god, they're civilians."

  • Bear Mcbearface
    Bear Mcbearface 4 дні тому

    Can we agree that this is the only thing polygon has going for it?

  • Stephen Fickus
    Stephen Fickus 4 дні тому

    "Mario has committed at least 5 war crimes" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear

  • John Cox
    John Cox 4 дні тому

    Blaming Mario? No, he was just following orders. Orders from you, the player. You monster.

  • NimNom123
    NimNom123 4 дні тому +1

    More unraveled or we riot!

  • Dylan Andie
    Dylan Andie 5 днів тому +1

    Does bdg know that hes actually an Incredible singer

    • Dylan Andie
      Dylan Andie 2 дні тому

      Emma Schoenike OH HELL YEAH thank u for this information

    • Emma Schoenike
      Emma Schoenike 2 дні тому +2

      he's actually in a band!! it's called "the altogether" (if you search around im sure you can find some of his older stuff, like where he was in an a capella group at his college)

  • Eric Lane
    Eric Lane 5 днів тому

    I would love to see a video that explains the Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation. Like seriously, who runs that mess, why do they have so many properties? And in general, why!

  • Nessisma
    Nessisma 5 днів тому

    Good content. Good...

  • Delano Carson
    Delano Carson 5 днів тому

    I really love this video and I appreciate what it does with the categorizational system, however while Bowser does seem to match uh....not america... Based on the cultural touchstones of his kingdom in Mario Odyssey I think a different video by someone who is as equally insane of a person as I am could define him much more as a shogunate warlord and extrapolate his rankings from there? Idk, it could also be a flash in the pan statement for Odyssey with no real staying power but who knows. You could also define his system by a medieval system of Knights and fealty oaths given his penchant for dungeon and castle levels.

  • Mason Weaver
    Mason Weaver 5 днів тому

    so BDG grew his hair out just for the singing bit so he could be like John Lennon?

  • Blank Burr
    Blank Burr 5 днів тому

    I would just like to mention that Mario by definition can not commit war crimes because he is a civilian, and therefore cannot be a war criminal

    • hudson serrit
      hudson serrit День тому

      Blank Burr actually he’s fighting a military force so he could be an enemy combatant. he also works for a monarch

  • Magical Midget Pete
    Magical Midget Pete 5 днів тому

    OKAY BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT NOT ALL OF THE ENEMIES IN THE GAME ARE BOWSERS. Pokeys for example are just naturally aggressive creatures in the world and don’t serve under bowser

  • Becca Paintmore
    Becca Paintmore 5 днів тому

    For next, how about how much damage Lara Croft has done to archaeological sites/artefacts?
    As always, love the BDG energy

  • BaeCat
    BaeCat 5 днів тому

    I made it through the whole video and then “but baby Mario gave the order” broke me

  • Funkeytown
    Funkeytown 5 днів тому

    I long for the next Brian David Gilbert video

  • thepsychoflamer
    thepsychoflamer 5 днів тому

    I lost it when he was talking about Pirhana Pete's dad taking a bullet for Bowser in the Korean War

  • wolfman571
    wolfman571 5 днів тому

    Did you just casually imply that Bowser supplied troops for the Korean War? Who was he supporting?!

  • Shiiazu
    Shiiazu 6 днів тому

    10:22 to 10:48 is glorious XD

  • Tarponpet Secord
    Tarponpet Secord 6 днів тому

    He... he forgot Koopas...

  • David
    David 6 днів тому

    I have loved watching this mans hair journey these past few months

  • elif girici
    elif girici 6 днів тому

    I need this song in spotify

  • Fayetal Attraction
    Fayetal Attraction 6 днів тому

    don't want to waste paper? blend that shit up coarse with some water(maybe add a little food dye), spread it out in a layer, relatively thick, cover, compress and let dry and boom, you have the cover to a homemade note/scrap book

  • Thomas Bohlen
    Thomas Bohlen 6 днів тому

    Y’all I miss Brian’s personal channel and I somehow missed that he’s here now??? Idk man but now I’m REAL excited.

  • Katie
    Katie 6 днів тому

    For the next one, can you please find the top most improbable placement for the hint coins the the professor Layton series?
    Thank you,
    Katie

  • Cat Crupi
    Cat Crupi 6 днів тому

    Video idea: Rating fantasy game worlds like they are time shares. What worlds have the best amenities, when are the best times to visit, etc.

  • Jesse Springer
    Jesse Springer 6 днів тому

    You mean colonel Fishy Boopkins

  • labramusic
    labramusic 6 днів тому

    11:09

  • Jayden Farmer
    Jayden Farmer 7 днів тому +2

    Can we please mention Princess Peach's Dictator like Monarchy

  • egotistical egg
    egotistical egg 7 днів тому

    Mario in oddysy wouldn’t stand a fucking chance against that monkey basterd

  • egotistical egg
    egotistical egg 7 днів тому

    Stardew valley broke the Geneva conventions so technically the creators are war criminals

  • Aaron Manning
    Aaron Manning 7 днів тому

    Do an unraveled on which Kirby enemy tastes the best

  • Felix Roux
    Felix Roux 7 днів тому

    2:21 i love Super Mario World *3*

  • serz
    serz 7 днів тому

    Pokemon from most to least edible please

  • Michael Sampson
    Michael Sampson 7 днів тому +10

    12:31 somewhere in the world, MattPat sheds a tear because finally, someone understands.

  • issamarie.e .e
    issamarie.e .e 7 днів тому

    8:34 and so on is a masterpiece

  • Zombie _Reagan
    Zombie _Reagan 8 днів тому +5

    LOOK AT THIS GAH-LOOMBA W-

  • lailedcat
    lailedcat 8 днів тому

    I spent the entire first eleven and a half minutes outraged that the Stus had not yet appeared

  • Jay
    Jay 8 днів тому

    "Is a living bowser, wet bowser?" I almost spat my soda

  • Eloise Knuckey
    Eloise Knuckey 8 днів тому

    why is the singing so good

  • Andrew Choate
    Andrew Choate 8 днів тому +1

    try to do the same thing you did with the LOZ timeline, but with the "Xeno-" timeline. so any game that starts with "Xeno-" falls into this catagory. plz listen to me, senpai. : (

  • Ryan Strong
    Ryan Strong 8 днів тому +1

    Hey.
    Rank all the Personas from the persona series...
    I don't know how, but I need to see your reaction to Mara

    • Thomas Corley
      Thomas Corley 7 днів тому

      Oh my God please yes, and just to let you know that would be the Megami Tensei series :)

  • thestormsoutside
    thestormsoutside 8 днів тому

    I was TERRIFIED of the Super Mario 64 Unagi as a child. Don't even get me started.

  • WaddleDee105
    WaddleDee105 8 днів тому

    I'm glad you acknowledged the Stu's.

  • Daniel Escoz
    Daniel Escoz 8 днів тому

    2:20 anybody else notice Super Mario Land 3: 6 golden Coins???

  • Shelby Smith
    Shelby Smith 9 днів тому

    I love these videos! What I really need to see is something Kirby related though! Maybe rank all the Kirby powers from least to most useful... or rank all of the all of the bosses that Kirby has had to face from least to most dangerous

  • ding deldoggo
    ding deldoggo 9 днів тому +2

    I want this man to spend 3 weeks understanding sburb and the full homestuck set of timelines.



    we're dead anyways :d

  • Nasser
    Nasser 9 днів тому

    Do something with enter the Gungeon's bullet people!

    and maybe the guns

  • Benjamin Lipson
    Benjamin Lipson 9 днів тому

    Do the story of fire emblem!!

  • Trace Signs
    Trace Signs 9 днів тому

    I'm sure it's been said b u t
    this is more like Mario as a CIA death squad slaughtering civilians to manipulate a foreign regime unpopular in the Mushroom Kingdom
    see Chapo 287 2/11/2019 for context if you don't think the Mushroom Kingdom would ever sacrifice endless lives to break the back of the people's support for communism

  • Outlaw Ronin
    Outlaw Ronin 9 днів тому

    MORE! MORE!!

  • Parker Payne
    Parker Payne 9 днів тому

    10:23 has to be my favorite section of this video omg

  • Nate Dobson
    Nate Dobson 9 днів тому

    Welcome to Breadtube, Polygon. It's a pleasure to have you here.

  • Cameron Schultz
    Cameron Schultz 9 днів тому +1

    This is just a good version of game theory 🐸☕️

  • Retrofitted Sunshine
    Retrofitted Sunshine 9 днів тому

    11:54 omg they're civilians

  • Sophia Vaccaro
    Sophia Vaccaro 9 днів тому

    Read and figure out homestuck please!!

  • Angel Jr
    Angel Jr 9 днів тому

    why the fuck does this guy seem so familiar to me? if anyone know what this guy has done other than this unraveled series lmn

  • cas charles
    cas charles 9 днів тому +40

    I really hate that he can sing
    He’s too powerful

  • Galev
    Galev 10 днів тому

    That song saved this video and earned my like.

  • ThePhenex
    ThePhenex 10 днів тому

    This Video is a masterpiece.

  • Shmallo
    Shmallo 10 днів тому

    Happy Mario Day biznitches

  • Ibeatganon4fun
    Ibeatganon4fun 10 днів тому

    I love this man. I could go gay for Brian.

  • Aust Kyzor
    Aust Kyzor 10 днів тому

    Excuse - those "bricks" were Toads that Bowser's army turned into bricks. That's in clear violation of Article 3. Every. Single. Block. Is a murdered civilian on Bowser's hands.

  • Maple Leaf
    Maple Leaf 10 днів тому

    I desperately need to know what song they are singing at the end

  • Article 69
    Article 69 10 днів тому

    Shouldnt koopalings be Field Marshalls

  • Mr. DevilJoe
    Mr. DevilJoe 10 днів тому

    I will continue to ask what the people want: please rate Pokémon on how edible they are

  • Littleglaceon Hey
    Littleglaceon Hey 10 днів тому

    Dang, now I wanna write a story about this....

  • Connor Ferry
    Connor Ferry 10 днів тому

    yo brian you should do a video about all the illegal shit that goes down in ace attorney. like phoenix is tasered by the prosecution before a trial and noone ever does anything about it.

  • John Mahoney
    John Mahoney 10 днів тому +1

    On second thought, I guess there COULD, conceivably, be such a thing as too much video game playing.

  • SirOrigami
    SirOrigami 11 днів тому

    Every Unraveled makes me want Brian as my lawyer