SIDE CHICKS

Side-chick purgatory is really just you being manipulated. If they wanted you, they would find a way.

These relationship videos have been giving me hope for almost 10 years now 😭

Man Swoozie's life is way too exciting. Like, last week I got my favorite ice cream from the store and played Tears of the Kingdom in my pajamas. That was the most interesting point.

Becoming the side piece was the most traumatic and self confidence chattering thing that ever happened to me. I wasn’t even initially attracted to this dude but he was slowly buttering up on my feelings, idk charisma. Promising me all those things Swooz said “Ima BrEak Up wiTh her” “I’m FigUrinG Out tHe liVing siTuatioN” “YoU’re WhAt I wAnT” I wasted so much precious time because of this. So no anyone ever get to hear these kind of things LEAVE they ain’t gonna change.

The day a guy makes me his side chick is the day I'll enter my villain era.

Swoozie makes me so happy and gets me through sad days

Now that I'm 18, I definitely needed this to know what to avoid. Thank you once again for another relationship advice.

I was unknowingly the side-chick in someone's two-year relationship, which resulted in the most complicated situationship ever. Almost four years later, that sh*t still has me confused! Stay loyal, y'all! 😅😭😂

Never settle for being a side. Either you're their main dish or they can go hungry. 😤😤

This is so normal nowadays everyone thinks it’s ok to have a side😭

I refuse to be a side chick, It don’t matter how lonely I am. Personally, don’t see the appeal of messing around with somebody that isn’t my boyfriend. Though this is coming from someone who hasn’t dated before lmao

Side pieces are just there to fill in the cracks in ppls relationship…they don’t even bother to take up space sometimes….🤔🧐

I was the side piece, too. I was romantically involved with this girl who had a boyfriend. It was frustrating because she wouldn't leave him for me despite saying she loved me. Eventually, it turned toxic. She blamed me for everything and I couldn't make any mistakes but her boyfriend could. It's been years since then but being the side piece can be a bad place to be. I don't recommend it.

I can’t wait for the day Swooz gets married, that will be the final arc Ive waited for my whole life 🤝

Forget the side chicks, I just want a main chick 😢😂

Swoozie, I want to thank you for posting so constantly lately. I was having a rough day yesterday and I watched some of your videos with made me smile. Thanks for being you❤

Seeing Swoozie being animated into a slab of meat makes me fully realize what a "side-piece" actually means lol.

I'm happy to see swoozy posting these videos again

I love when really likable people like Swoozie get rewarded on platforms like this for just being their likeable self! Idk just cool to see a guy like him have millions of subscribers just for being a cool fun person. I hear the stories and like I’m sure many others I just find myself thinking I’d wanna be friends with this guy if i knew him in person! Keep up that good work

Swoozie’s stories always take place over several months. I’m slowly starting to wonder if our boy is like a hundred and just looks that good.

Imagine having a serious and loyal relationship.

Swoozie it’s crazy how I’ve been watching your videos for years now and they still entertain me LOL!! 😂

It’s always a great and funny and relatable video when swoozie uploads at the right time 💀🤣😂

Nah swoozie casually dropping a fusion frenzy reference will NOT go unnoticed

Didn’t think I would see Swoozie animated as a piece a meat, but I’m not mad at it🤷🏾‍♀️

*it's always a good time watching your story telling videos.* :) Thanks for keeping things funny and down to earth.

When every sWooZie makes a video it never disappoints

It's the worst when as the side chick, you don't even know you're the side chick. It's even worse when you think you're the main chick as the side chick. 😢😢😢😂

I love this guy forever and ever and he gave us some knowledge to be careful what we need to know to red flags to relationships to break up to toxic and onto side pieces!
I’m no psychology person, but Swooize has good taste. 🥂

Swoozie has the patience of a GOD, because I can't think of many guys that would talk to a girl that long without "benefits" for over a month

He keeps dropping lit videos with inpressive content keep on shinin my star. You definitely aint losing your top spot from my fav youtuber.

For a long time I thought this was only something that happened to attractive men with rizz. But becoming a side person happens to anyone, including me. I SO related with Swoozie when he mentioned the whole "Oh you're single? But are you really?" So many people just lie in the moment to get what they want from yah, and next thing you know you an accomplice to the crime of cheating on a partner.

Bro not only are we getting consistent Swoozie again but it's consistent A+ Swoozie with the hilarious ways he says stuff. I'm gonna be saying hungrier than a hostage the rest of my life.

It's strange how Adande just finds himself in the most peculiar situations.

i love this guy's content! always speaking truth!

im learning the real life experience because of swoozie, you the goat dawg now i know what to avoid in my future relationships

I Like how Swoozie tells stories like he talkin to a homie👍😂

Does swoozie still expect us to believe he’s out here having 30 min make out seshes and he’s not smashing? 😭😭

I usually hate listening to long videos, but I just love watching your videos. You were just soo entertaining 🤣

great storyteller. long time subscriber :)

Better to be a loner than a side piece!

I love the image of Chun-li trying to push you onto Cammy. Chun-li: (Pushing Swoozi into Cammy's hands) "Girl you need to try a taste of this snack! It's always available and fresh whenever you need to treat yourself to something different!"

Hey Swoozie!Keep the awesome animation coming!😁🎉

Swooz really brought the energy for this video! You know it’s a good weekend when you get a morning Sunday vid! Feels like I went to church!! Preach on my brother!!

Another Fantastic video, thanks for all the fun informative stories Swooz, you the GOAT!😁

Never trust anyone who says they're *"On a Break".*
That's just code for "I'm sleeping around right now, but I have my back-up plan on the back burner for now because I'm bored."
Cheaters are cheaters. Never succumb.

Me: Trying to stay away from drama. Swoozie bring in drama: Oh here we go! 🤣

Swoozie, your videos are on point and to the point. Love the way you tell it and display it. Thank you bro.

"being a side chick is like being in destiny child" already starting of good🤣

Hey sWooZie! I started watching your videos this year and I didn't have much girlfriends. If I did, it lasted a week. But now that I watched your relationship videos, I am dating my girlfriend and we've been dating strong for almost a year. Thank you for helping.

Omg Swoozie I am so glad you are still making videos!!! I forgot your name and couldn’t find you. It’s been like a decade. You’re still here and still hilarious. I’m so happy.

Yup. I’ve dodged those situations. It’s like I got ultra instinct in dodging and catching lies.

This is the highlight of my day, and every day I end up coming back because y'all know I binge swooz even if he isn't uploading.

These stories are really entertaining. 😂 I love the pop 🌽 moment.

I was a sidechick for about a month as a college freshman. The main found out ab me real quick and ended things even quicker. I thought he was soooooo into me for those couple of weeks and had me meet all his friends. Buuuuut he ended things with me before we became official bc he felt too guilty to start a relationship by cheating. Surprise, surprise I found out he asked out and got rejected by some other guy I didn't know about the very next day.
Needless to say, I regret the choice. He wasn't even my type. I really only did it because I had just found out I had gotten kinda sorta cheated on by some other guy I was exclusive with (but wasn't official with either so???) and was feeling VERY bad about myself.

legendary video as usual, GOT A MAIN CHICK AND A MISTRESS

Was in the middle of a Craig of the creek marathon then saw Swoozie talkin about side chicks, this shit boutta be GOOD

This video helped me finally contextualize an interaction I had with a girl who was giving me MAD signals while she had a man she was on the outs with. People are wild 😂

Always here for the Swoozie wisdom as usual 😅👍🏼

Swoozie forgot the time he was busy with a married woman that was an Uber driver 😂😂😂

I've been a viewer for over a decade 😂😂😂 these videos are always 🔥
For real, tho. I am way too monogamous to deal with the side chick/poly bs. Cheating is a big no-no for me. The Destiny's Child analogy is perfect!!! Side chicks be thinking they gonna be the main chick soooo true hahahaaa

This video made me laugh and made my day LOL. Thanks Swoozie

I like how this video is called SIDE CHICKS when it's really SIDE sWooZie 😂😂😂 you are the best storyteller, though!

It’s just messed up because there are women that wouldn’t mind being side chicks and genuinely want to be side chicks. There was a literal book written on how to be a side chick by a side chick and it made millions! There are even women that would claim they would never be a side chick just to be a side chick for the “right guy”

This video made me realize I was the side piece. Met a girl online who pulled the whole "we're practically broken up' just a matter of time" bs and love bomb me a bunch to make me stay until she ditched me for another side piece

side chicks are basically free therapists 🤷🏽‍♀ (I'm saying this because I've been through this as a side chick for the first time and now I'm in therapy because of that. never again.)

I like the way you framed the fact these side pieces are dating cheaters. I believe in karma. When these side pieces finally find someone they want to be exclusive with, I hope they get cheated on.

swoozie legit the only bigger youtuber that feels like a part of the community, not the leader of one

i honestly dont even understand people who cheat, like either you have everything youre looking for in your relationship, or you should just move on and find someone else

I've been watching swoozie since 09 when i found him from wcg ultimate gamer. This guy is hands down my favorite youtuber OAT and every single upload never disappoints. needed this video fam

Yo after hearing all that, speaking as someone who’s been the piece of meat and the person who got cheated both at the same time, no one deserves to cycle through all that stuff through their mind because on all sides, no one wins and when the truth comes out, it eats at people’s brains

Thank you for posting this life has been difficult these last few days. I wouldn’t want to be a side chick just because it’s disrespectful to the other woman.

Always love your advice

I was a side chick but didn’t even know 😭 I felt bad because I wouldn’t want it be side stepped so I told him I got with someone 😂 he ended that QUICK

these videos are always very fun to watch!

The best friend being cammy was a nice touch

26 and never been in a relationship. When I hear stories like this, I’m kinda glad I’m alone. 😅

Some girl just cheated on her bf with me and made me think she wasn't happy in her relationship, she kind of manipulated both of us

Just because you got Chun Li don't mean Cammy got to show up like " New Challenger"!😆

It’s not a swoozie story without a crazy make out session somewhere

This video kind of reminds me of a "friends with benefits" situation. Back in high school, my ex at the time, before we got together, he suggested that we have a friends with benefits kind of thing going. I didn't let that happen as I was very insistent on not going that far in the relationship yet. Eventually, we did get together officially, dated for a bit but broke up as he didn't seem to put out any effort and focused on the physical part of the relationship. I have my faults too (not being more vocal about my feelings and just focusing on making him happy in the relationship, instead of making sure I was happy too.)
Don't be a side piece or let someone think you're a meal that you can have at any time. If someone wants legs and thighs, they can go to KFC, and get a value meal.

Genuinely don't want to date in a world where cheating is normalized 😭

This whole video got me in tears 😂😂😂 i was having a whole reaction listening too him becoming a side piece 😂😂

i was a side chick to my gf who was in an open relationship and then they broke up and i became the main chick and we lived happily ever after

I like his story telling.

Honestly, I'm bi and I think my bf would know how big of a threat "let me meet them" is. because that would be my go to. "let me meet them, let me talk to them" I have also been on both sides of this. It is interesting. At one point I just got used to being "the side piece" because it kept fucking happening.

I have a gut feeling that I've been the person many guys cheated on their partners with, and it's really not a good feeling. They expect the same level of committment from you, just with zero responsibility (and I felt like I had to go out of my way to flirt with other people in front of them so they know they don't have power over me, the games were too much work). Also, I still don't know how someone can feel comfortable in a relationship where your SO cheats on their partner to be with you. If you don't have trust in any relationship, you have nothing.

Ngl, you can always count on Swoozie for good life advice 😊😊😊

In highschool I was a side piece but didn’t know, didn’t even know the guy told people we were a thing, we hung out only once.
Only found out a few days after we hung out because this giant lady came huffing over to me and told me to stay away from her man. Like you can have him girl.

Lmao these stories are so funny 😆

Swoozie still out here laying down the hits, vid after vid, the mans doesn't know how to miss!

needed this, swoozie
i'm on my 4th or 5th account probably but i've been watching u for a good 7 or so years and ur videos always hit the mark man

I've been an unknowing side piece more often than I'd like to admit. But a big part of that is my own fault really. I don't ask half the time. I feel like if she has a boyfriend and respects him, she'll say something(as in, I won't get that far in the first place).
The real interesting thing is how they react when everything is revealed and you're cool with it. Some girls actually just don't give a fuck and now just have another person to complain about their bf to, some get really defensive about it and try to turn on you, and other girls suddenly become guilty about it and break it off.
But regardless... all these experiences are probably why I have major trust issues 😂😂😅

Thank u swooshes for the insight and great story brother u made me laugh and made my day

If I ever found myself with enough bad luck to end up in this situation, I would ask her best friend for her BF's number so that I could call him and tell him myself, not to excuse myself from his anger, but because it's dictated in the Bro-code and if things were reversed, I wouldn't want to be kept in the dark.

I laughed more than I should've at the Rizzard of Oz joke 😂

I got this all figured out. Can't have a side chick so long as I never have a main chick.

Swoozie will always be my main chick

when he said 'shout out to all my home wreckers out there' i felt that, got a good laugh but now i feel guilty

The stories + the popcorn + The Rizzard of Oz = A 100% Certified Swoozie Banger