Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

  • Опубліковано 14 кві 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • Layla La Grange
    Layla La Grange 45 секунд тому

    I didn't read the description of who the
    people are in the scene.... so what a THRILL it was to see Michael Keaton!!

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower 18 годин тому +1

    "Cut, it, out! " Hahahaha! !!

  • Sam of the Stars
    Sam of the Stars 2 дні тому

    My high school used a photo of Tekashi 6 9 (probably screwed that up to no end :/ ) for their production of Little Shop of Horrors in the dentist’s office scene.

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower 2 дні тому +2

    Had to watch this again. This is so funny scary and sad and bizarre at the same time because it is almost too close to reality and you wake up and say to yourself is this really a Bizzaro alternate dimension I have woken up into? !

  • Daniel Wright
    Daniel Wright 2 дні тому

    Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.

  • The Professional
    The Professional 2 дні тому


  • It's Kayla
    It's Kayla 3 дні тому +4

    I want Tekashi69 in this 😂

    OMG HE’S THERE WTF. I was NOT expecting that

  • Jaden Sheehan
    Jaden Sheehan 4 дні тому

    Snl just is a unfunny political sketch show.

  • Angel Zavala
    Angel Zavala 4 дні тому

    Tekashi69 saying "ist stoopiiid" lmao this show the best to watch high

  • TIF_Speko
    TIF_Speko 5 днів тому

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short 5 днів тому


  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow 6 днів тому

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos 6 днів тому

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra 6 днів тому


  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers 7 днів тому

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R 7 днів тому

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young 8 днів тому +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • An Lourdes Arias
    An Lourdes Arias 9 днів тому

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez 10 днів тому +9

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors 11 днів тому

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith 11 днів тому +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud 12 днів тому

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana 12 днів тому +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines 12 днів тому

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright 13 днів тому +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee 13 днів тому

    Cut it out ✌️👉👍

  • See Elle
    See Elle 14 днів тому

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland 15 днів тому

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid

    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money 15 днів тому +2

    Could’ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete would’ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 16 днів тому +1

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling 18 днів тому


  • Ji - Eun Kim
    Ji - Eun Kim 18 днів тому +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess 18 днів тому

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt 18 днів тому

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow 19 днів тому

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams 17 днів тому

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 19 днів тому +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian 🙄🙄🙄. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton 21 день тому +6

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G 18 днів тому


    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton 19 днів тому +1

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 19 днів тому +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch 21 день тому +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch 19 днів тому

      +Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 19 днів тому

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 21 день тому +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 21 день тому +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 19 днів тому

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 21 день тому

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic 21 день тому +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond 21 день тому +37

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Squirrel
      Squirrel 4 дні тому

      Rapes/sexually assaults two women “not a criminal”

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum 15 днів тому

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond 18 днів тому +3

      +Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.

    • Light Bringer
      Light Bringer 19 днів тому +5

      Richard Lafond - I agree. Julian Assange is an international hero.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 19 днів тому +1

      @weinernose...say's the little man who is morally and ethically BANKRUPT. BURY that cockroach Manning and Assange together in a nameless plot, and fill it with shyte.

  • For your health
    For your health 21 день тому +3

    Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson

  • NeverMindGaming
    NeverMindGaming 23 дні тому

    Every where you look

  • taco_de_muerte
    taco_de_muerte 23 дні тому

    Why are half of them dressed regular 😑 for fucks sake

  • JayE Smoke
    JayE Smoke 23 дні тому +1

    Thx SNL good stuff😁😂😀😉

  • El Chingon
    El Chingon 23 дні тому +1

    Why doesn't SNL do a skit about AOC? There's a ton of material there. Oh, right...

  • MsLogjam
    MsLogjam 23 дні тому

    What's ironic about the porn star needing to distance herself line is that Linda Marciano, once known as Linda Lovelace, said after she escaped from Chuck Traynor, she sometimes had to hire lawyers to protect her from other lawyers because so many of them kept trying to rip her off, as if her having been a porn star meant everyone was free to screw her any way they could.

  • jsudlow12
    jsudlow12 23 дні тому +1

    Lolol that was the funniest snl I’ve seen in awhil

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez 23 дні тому

    Oh that arieanas boy

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez 23 дні тому +1


  • Greg Nelson
    Greg Nelson 24 дні тому +1

    Love seeing Michael Keaton!

  • Megalon73
    Megalon73 24 дні тому

    Michael Keaton looks like Jon Voight. who another ass kisser to trump nation.

  • Messalina
    Messalina 24 дні тому

    Why is she sooo hot in this?

  • trees
    trees 24 дні тому +1


  • David Pannozzo
    David Pannozzo 24 дні тому

    No, Sorry I didn’t see Batman in Michael Keaton, I saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies from Michael, and I want a Beetlejuice 2 and a Beetlejuice Stern Pinball Machine.

  • G Money
    G Money 25 днів тому

    Hats off the Michael Keaton,..you wanna get nuts let’s get nuts. Batman doesn’t always keep it professional.....sometimes he likes to get personal.

  • Cisco Budge
    Cisco Budge 25 днів тому

    lame, stupid. not funny. yawn.

  • James Family
    James Family 25 днів тому


  • Atlantika
    Atlantika 25 днів тому

    Kate McKinnon is hot !

  • shigsho
    shigsho 26 днів тому

    This just isn't funny. SNL was once great. Sorry, but the truth hurts.

  • cyberprompt
    cyberprompt 26 днів тому

    #dissentThis you can't say this here dissenter.com/download

  • After.
    After. 27 днів тому +1

    6ix9ine is in the vid and the time count is 6:09
    6:09= 69

  • Chaos Gonaway
    Chaos Gonaway 27 днів тому

    Is there a bathroom around here, cause I really have to take a Wiki-leak 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂

  • William R. King
    William R. King 27 днів тому

    We call him a hero, you call him a super villain. SNL must be in the "club." :O/-

  • Donovan McDavid
    Donovan McDavid 27 днів тому

    That 69 one got me

  • L Clarke
    L Clarke 27 днів тому +2

    The whole cast and writers oughta be in prison...for felonious boredom.

  • David Gibbs
    David Gibbs 27 днів тому

    But my password is letters and numbers

  • forreal pat
    forreal pat 28 днів тому


  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford 28 днів тому +1

    hahahah this was great, good to see a killer opener again!

  • Jeremy Bader
    Jeremy Bader 28 днів тому

    that wasn't very funny

  • Saxazax
    Saxazax 28 днів тому +2

    this has to be one of the only channels on youtube that can get away
    with uploading videos shorter than 10:04 on a consistent basis

  • Anonymous Andy
    Anonymous Andy 28 днів тому

    For the rainbow dude, they forgot to mention the rape... Wasn't the girl like 13?

  • BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR
    BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR 29 днів тому +1

    A guy who showed the bad side of the USA eat they USA people still call him an evil guy that’s fucking great

  • Lil Rasta
    Lil Rasta 29 днів тому

    2:21 😂

  • elan sturtz
    elan sturtz 29 днів тому +4

    At 2:37 my OCD was killing me because her hat is slightly wrinkled lmao

  • Dez Bryant
    Dez Bryant 29 днів тому

    Straight face gang wya?

  • g sun
    g sun 29 днів тому

    when Kate said that line
    I lost it

  • J P
    J P 29 днів тому

    This could have been so much better.

  • Raven Jones
    Raven Jones 29 днів тому

    Why did I get creeped out yet excited for Micheal Keaton

  • poop
    poop Місяць тому


  • Rik Nel
    Rik Nel Місяць тому

    I thought Tekashi was arrested on pedophilia charges ? no ?

  • Bill Craig
    Bill Craig Місяць тому +2

    I keep watching for a sketch about MSNBC'S Velshi/Ruhle newscasts. *wink, wink - nudge-nudge*

  • John Allen
    John Allen Місяць тому

    Julian assange, bitches

  • Alicia B
    Alicia B Місяць тому +1

    I live in London in Ecuador..try figuring that one out...🤣🤣🤣

  • Flozy
    Flozy Місяць тому +65

    U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying

    • LivingDeadGirl
      LivingDeadGirl 8 днів тому

      Lol no she did it to herself snl is just gonna make sure NO ONE FORGETS that's all 🤣😂

  • Commercial Communication
    Commercial Communication Місяць тому +1

    Lol, Hilarious! It is so funny how the old farts at NBC corp so transparently attempt to peddle government propaganda, trying to play “influencer,” trying to convince people that whistleblower Assange is the enemy of the people for exposing the deer-in-the-headlight-style-helicopter-murder of journalists and first responders, and the accompanying coverup. Not too subtly, they deliver their talking points by having the Assange character say, “I’ve attacked the US Military... cause I’m a super villain!” (pretty lame dialogue.) Very comical attempt at manipulation and political “influencing”. CBS Corp. is the lamest! ROFL! Old Farts!

  • Frank Miranda
    Frank Miranda Місяць тому +203

    Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
    Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition."
    Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?"
    Lori: "Communication"
    Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."

  • chefdsal1
    chefdsal1 Місяць тому +4

    Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed.
    😩 they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope

  • Day Spencer
    Day Spencer Місяць тому

    Is this actually considered comedy?

  • Ed P
    Ed P Місяць тому +1

    Tekashi 👍

  • Ed P
    Ed P Місяць тому

    This skit is too much.......😮

  • Lunar Cookie-Chan
    Lunar Cookie-Chan Місяць тому

    ITS CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb Місяць тому +2

    Nice to see snl doing something honest for once instead of leftist propaganda

  • Not SO Fast There
    Not SO Fast There Місяць тому +1

    LMFAO !!!!! instant classic

  • Indiejan Hansen
    Indiejan Hansen Місяць тому

    Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference

  • RR R
    RR R Місяць тому

    Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an ”rpg” ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle.
    Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.

  • Ed P
    Ed P Місяць тому

    “I’m a loco.”😮

  • xhagast
    xhagast Місяць тому

    Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.