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Cursed Mario Products

  • Опубліковано 29 тра 2023
  • With the long-awaited Mario Movie around the corner, I thought now would be a great time to take a look at the most cursed Mario products Nintendo ever released.
    Thanks alot for watching make sure to stay silly and have a good day!!!
    Check out the other cursed products videos: • Hyperfixations
    English subtitles made by Caleb B!
    New Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack - Overworld
    Check Mii Out Channel - Submission Plaza Music (Extended)
    New Super Mario Bros 2 Soundtrack - Beach Overworld (Leaf Beat)
    ROBLOX Music - Horror
    Single Player Menu - Mario Kart DS OST
    Danganronpa 2 OST Let Us Sing of a Hollow Victory
    Super Mario 64 Soundtrack - Super Mario 64 (Main Theme)
    Mario Kart DS - Figure-8 Circuit
    Mario Kart DS [OST] - Banshee Boardwalk (N64)
    Mario Kart DS - Frappe Snowland (N64)
    Bowser's Castle - Mario Kart Double Dash!!
    Yoshi's Island DS Soundtrack - Flower Garden
    Title Screen Main Menu (Mario Kart 64)
    0:00 Intro
    0:38 Food
    4:00 Toys/Misc
    7:18 Hotwheels
    9:43 Toys/Misc Continued
    15:30 Technology
    18:02 Outro
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  • Sensitive Fern
    Sensitive Fern 2 місяці тому +3122

    The fact that they didn't call the cereal "MariO's" is infuriating

    • Nate & Friends
      Nate & Friends 2 місяці тому +119

      Maybe they didn’t want people to confuse it with the character Mary O. or the fan game Mari0

    • welp
      welp 2 місяці тому +21


    •  G'joob&SkarmoryFan
      G'joob&SkarmoryFan  2 місяці тому +57

      Or call the mario spaghettios mariOs

    • Jorbert Fivesevenaetree
      Jorbert Fivesevenaetree 2 місяці тому +48

      they arent O's tho

    •  G'joob&SkarmoryFan
      G'joob&SkarmoryFan  2 місяці тому +19


  • 🌱ocean bacon🐛
    🌱ocean bacon🐛 2 місяці тому +1430

    I feel like this series is slowly going to become polygon's agenda

  • h0tsalsa
    h0tsalsa 2 місяці тому +207

    As someone who grew up with a ton of this stuff, I can honestly say the Mario Mac and Cheese slapped. I think they had a Ninja Turtles one too. The fruit snacks were good too. The characters are all from Mario Bros 2.

    • HuskyHacker25
      HuskyHacker25 2 місяці тому +2

      Do angry birds next!

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • The Ultimate Koopa
      The Ultimate Koopa Місяць тому

      I had a lot of the food products as a little kid, and I remember loving them. Nostalgia...

    • Hylia
      Hylia 25 днів тому

      Who did it slap?

  • Giselle Torres
    Giselle Torres Місяць тому +21

    Reminds me of all the Mario themed pinatas, party supplies, brinca brincas, and ceramic piggy banks made by the local vendors every time I visited Mexico. The ceramic Mario always looked a little off but it adds a certain level of charm and nostalgia for me. 😊

    • ReM50
      ReM50 28 днів тому

      All that stuff has such a nice charm to it, I love them

  • WantedAsylum
    WantedAsylum 2 місяці тому +201

    The voice activated Mario Telephone is by far the most interesting and dynamic piece of technology. Once again Charles Martinet knocks it out of the park. Also Super Mario Galaxy is my favorite Mario game, as well as my first video game ever.

    • SuperJman1111
      SuperJman1111 2 місяці тому +7

      Based Mario game choice

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +3

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • SuperJman1111
      SuperJman1111 Місяць тому +2

      @Blint324 English You know he asked everyone to stop this like 2 months ago right? That’s long over.

  • Ari
    Ari Місяць тому +40

    Ain't no way I'm letting that mario shower bottle thing stare at while I'm showering 💀

    • dexter dexter
      dexter dexter 24 дні тому +3

      In general, there’s no way I’m having any character-themed shower items looking at me when I am trying to clean myself

  • Kira the frog
    Kira the frog 2 місяці тому +370

    Finding your channel is something I will never regret.

    • Leo !!
      Leo !! 2 місяці тому +3


    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +2

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • Kira the frog
      Kira the frog Місяць тому +1

      Yey I got a hart :D

    • Dude
      Dude Місяць тому +2

      @Blint324 English 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • Bozo_Bean
      Bozo_Bean 29 днів тому

      True faxx

  • Rank Rodent
    Rank Rodent 2 місяці тому +61

    Dude sounds like he’s on the verge of hysterical laughter throughout the entire video

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • James Halper
      James Halper 29 днів тому +3

      @Blint324 English not funny

  • Pup64HCP
    Pup64HCP 2 місяці тому +75

    Your genuine enthusiasm in your videos is always really heartwarming. Keep up the good work

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • DenCreative21
    DenCreative21 Місяць тому +11

    Now i want to go to Australia with a speaker just to prank people

  • Lilbeanies
    Lilbeanies 2 місяці тому +274

    As an Australian i can confirm that Koala Mario is always waiting for me in the shadows

    • Speed Farm
      Speed Farm 2 місяці тому +7

      I worked at the Timezone that had it at the front, it’s now at the Coolangatta TZ.

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +3

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • GoobingGoober
      GoobingGoober Місяць тому +3

      @Blint324 English ok

    • Lilbeanies
      Lilbeanies Місяць тому +1

      @Speed Farm i’ve found it now!! such a silly little goober

    • luvbinn3jy
      luvbinn3jy Місяць тому

      I found it a few weeks ago in Coolangatta

  • ComradeCat 1
    ComradeCat 1 Місяць тому +22

    As someone who has seen the koala Mario multiple times, it is as intimidating as it looks. It threatens to eat your family if you don't donate

  • weebysneezy
    weebysneezy 2 місяці тому +358

    This is truly one of the Mario videos of all time

    • turkey
      turkey 2 місяці тому +4

      IK right

    • TWV
      TWV 2 місяці тому +2

      It definitely is

    • Otávio Trevisan Will
      Otávio Trevisan Will 2 місяці тому +2


    • Sak
      Sak 2 місяці тому +4

      This is usually said in a way as to say something is mid like the morbius origins it has but the meaning already got lost in translation 💀
      This is video is not mid, it is a masterpiece

    • weebysneezy
      weebysneezy 2 місяці тому

      @Sak when was it ever used to say something was mid bro 💀

  • Kalemaree
    Kalemaree 2 місяці тому +53

    As an Australian-born Australian I can confirm the Koala Mario theory

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • Kalemaree
      Kalemaree Місяць тому +1

      @Blint324 English I figured.

  • Pip the Rat
    Pip the Rat 2 місяці тому +148

    The gummy box pulling "oddly specific" characters uses box art from Super Mario Bros 2 (the weird one with shy guys and turnip throwing). All of those characters were featured in that game. So I'm thinking it was a promotional thing released alongside SMB2.
    Edit now that I've watched through:
    Favorite game: Mario Party DS is a super fun and often overlooked game whose singleplayer campaign has gotten me through two separate longer-term power outages.
    Favorite product: I had an LED light of one of Racoon Mario's sprites. Loved it since SMB3 on the GBA was my first game. Unfortunately during college moving I forgot I'd left batteries in it so it's a bit corroded now. :/

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream 2 місяці тому +3

      dude i LOVED mario party ds back then, and one day i lost the cartridge and was super sad. Bought another about 2 months later though.

    • Just Me Here
      Just Me Here 2 місяці тому +6

      I'll admit I felt old when he said that he didn't recognize those Super Mario Bros. 2 characters.

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • Pip the Rat
      Pip the Rat Місяць тому

      @Blint324 English what

    • The Ultimate Koopa
      The Ultimate Koopa Місяць тому +1

      @Just Me Here It honestly shocked me a little bit at first

  • MCisverygood
    MCisverygood 2 місяці тому +69

    still can't believe they made a whole franchise based off of chris pratt

    • Polygon Donut
      Polygon Donut  2 місяці тому +30

      Truly one of the franchises of all time

    • code_pupity
      code_pupity 2 місяці тому +10


    • Jacey Johnson
      Jacey Johnson 2 місяці тому +6

      Who would name their child after a deep fried rodent?

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • The Gorilla Man 2 *SMG64*
    The Gorilla Man 2 *SMG64* 9 днів тому

    The progression from cube shaped mugs to a mug that can kill you to a warp pipe mug that is actually a mug is insane!

  • Carlos De La Guerra
    Carlos De La Guerra Місяць тому +83

    You can really tell right away when companies have absolutely no idea how a character exactly looks like based on their looks shapes and colors

    • Nerdy
      Nerdy 23 дні тому +1

      This happens to me as well when I created my characters for a video games.
      I made overworld sprites for them, and then when I made portraits I had no idea how to make their faces look based on the sprites.

  • Tysm
    Tysm 2 місяці тому +30

    I had so many Mario toys, games, and items back when I was a kid. It's good to see that some of them were featured in the video. If one of those items appeared on screen I said to myself "Hey, I had that!". Well done with the video man. I hope you talk about transparent technology next!

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • Tersudo
      Tersudo Місяць тому +1

      @Blint324 English bro that gigs up now you can quit

  • 3LD3RDR4G0N
    3LD3RDR4G0N 2 місяці тому +33

    Every time he makes one of these videos I just like to imagine some Mario fanatic who somehow owns all of these products and how they might decorate their house with all of them.

  • Grim
    Grim Місяць тому +11

    Being able to call burger king by asking Mario is something I would never get in my life even if I wanted it

  • Valhir
    Valhir 2 місяці тому +76

    Polygon please PLEASE keep using Nene's 144p mp4 of her saying "Yayy" it brings JOY to me seeing that little goofy goober say her iconic line!

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • CosmonautCat
    CosmonautCat Місяць тому +12

    What's just as cursed is the amount of cursed toys there is

  • Donut Burger
    Donut Burger 2 місяці тому +56

    Wait, the koala Mario is real? All this time, I thought it was some sort of bootleg or something.

    • Victoria
      Victoria 2 місяці тому +1

      mee to

    • Speed Farm
      Speed Farm 2 місяці тому +1

      I worked at the Timezone Arcade that had the Mario Koala statue.

    • Trollsome
      Trollsome 2 місяці тому

      That’s probably because it is

  • sunshine colaa
    sunshine colaa 2 місяці тому +71

    excited for the next cursed products video where polygon donut rates the most concerning items known to man

    • Victoria
      Victoria 2 місяці тому +1

      atonic bonmnb?

    • sunshine colaa
      sunshine colaa 2 місяці тому

      @Victoria you read my goddamn mind

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • Mama Moore Gaming
    Mama Moore Gaming 2 місяці тому +178

    mario is truly one of the characters of all time

    • Green Bird Studios
      Green Bird Studios 2 місяці тому +1

      Truly nolen pest control termites

    • Virtual communities
      Virtual communities 2 місяці тому +3

      Mario is all time.

    • Vara
      Vara 2 місяці тому +6

      Did you know he’s also the number 1
      [I forgor]
      of all time?

    • Aklima Begum
      Aklima Begum 2 місяці тому

      Yes ​@Vara!

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • -NOYZ-
    -NOYZ- Місяць тому +7

    imagine mario, before he got thrusted into the mushroom kingdom, walking into a customer's house to fix their sink or something, and then he sees that the customer's house is filled with cursed mario merch

  • Rifat.AI.
    Rifat.AI. 2 місяці тому +20

    Man seeing those toys really reminds me of how creative kids meal toys were

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • AshCashGamer
    AshCashGamer Місяць тому +1

    I actually ate that cereal before! I visited my local Target and I barely saw them there. As I ate the cereal, I thought to myself, "So this is what it's like to be a kid and eat cereal in the 80's, I guess." I used to love sugary cereals from a daycare center I was always dropped off at as a kid and I just had to get one of the Mario cereals before they were no longer sold.

  • Scrap Bear Edits
    Scrap Bear Edits 2 місяці тому +123

    Loved when Mario said “it’s marioing time” and mario’d all over the place. Truly one of the moments of all time.

    • Scrap Bear Edits
      Scrap Bear Edits 2 місяці тому +4

      Can’t believe pongon hearted my comment

    • Awoofy
      Awoofy 2 місяці тому +2

      😐😐😐 how funny

    • SuperJman1111
      SuperJman1111 2 місяці тому +1

      This got a heart?!

    • Scrap Bear Edits
      Scrap Bear Edits 2 місяці тому

      @SuperJman1111 yes 🗿🍷

    • Scrap Bear Edits
      Scrap Bear Edits 2 місяці тому

      @SuperJman1111 yes 🗿🍷

  • lumioise
    lumioise 2 місяці тому +10

    the old mcdonald's mario ball brought back so much nostalgia because it was passed down from family dog to family dog like an heirloom for them to play with.

  • 𝕷𝖚𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕽𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖘𝖔𝖉𝖞

    Honestly, this videos are some of the on youtube that just brighten up my day when watching them, just the pure love for what is going on really warms my heart. Keep up the good work!

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • Sprite Saviour
    Sprite Saviour 7 днів тому +2

    Is it bad that I laughed the whole video at his friggin hilarious humor and not the products? 🤣💀

  • AdrianEX
    AdrianEX 2 місяці тому +33

    12:20 Fun Fact: these used to play sounds if you pressed either of their noses or emblems. It was most likely 1-1 that it played, but I somewhat remember a voiceline? It gets worse when you break the voicebox and it just spazzes out when you try to press it

    • Lebiram Olmos
      Lebiram Olmos 2 місяці тому +1

      I got some news. I have those and I coincidentally broke them because they sounded weird. Also you had to click the m in Mario. Also also my mom thought when I broke it was a rat.

    • AdrianEX
      AdrianEX 2 місяці тому

      @Lebiram Olmos LMAO

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • Lebiram Olmos
      Lebiram Olmos Місяць тому +3

      @Blint324 English the trend is dead

    • Cosmo
      Cosmo Місяць тому

      I have these slippers and I remember them making sounds. I think one of them is a coin block sound or something idk

  • No Clouds Allowed
    No Clouds Allowed Місяць тому +4

    Love how much fun u seem to be having doing these videos man!

  • Otis' Vibe Shack
    Otis' Vibe Shack 2 місяці тому +15

    These cursed products videos are how I cope with how cursed life is. 12/10

  • Benjamin McLean
    Benjamin McLean 2 місяці тому +7

    On "Wake up: it's time to leave dream land!": The sound of Mario's voice was not defined as the high pitched squeaky thing we know today until Mario 64 in 1996. If you look at the Mario cartoons that were made at the time that alarm clock was released, that voice was the voice of Mario at the time. He was an Italian-American plumber from Brooklyn. Also, "dream land" is probably a reference to Kirby's Dream Land.

    GOOGLE WANTS YOUR RAM 2 місяці тому +23

    we all can agree that his voice never gets old

    • Rank Rodent
      Rank Rodent 2 місяці тому +8

      Kinda annoying tbh, stopped watching the video cause he sounds like he’s constantly giggling at his own jokes

    • Funny Cat
      Funny Cat 2 місяці тому

      @Rank Rodent i dsigree 😡

    • vannillaAJofficial204
      vannillaAJofficial204 2 місяці тому +3

      his voice is honestly so iconic to a point i read stuff in his voice sometimes

    • Aino-Kaisa V
      Aino-Kaisa V 2 місяці тому +3

      I love listening to people who clearly are having fun time.

  • Pigeon That Likes Red
    Pigeon That Likes Red Місяць тому

    I just found your channel and I gotta say, everything about your videos just scratches my brain in the best way possible.❤

  • I am very normal
    I am very normal 2 місяці тому +3

    Merchandise for Mario- and everything else- has become so watered down and safe over the years. Nobody makes things like the Spaghetti-os or shampoo anymore.

    LKARAKA19 Місяць тому +7

    As an Australian, I can clarify that Koala Mario's are real.

  • 0ne_eye
    0ne_eye 2 місяці тому +30

    My entire immune system when I stub my toe: 13:30

  • Nathan Brute
    Nathan Brute 2 місяці тому +16

    So glad I found this channel, I’m addicted. It sounds like you’re smiling when you talk and you’re so energetic, I always cheer up when I stick one of your vids on. I also started saying scrunkly (sp?) about cute things.
    Also, with your blindbags, you might just be right with your scam idea cause sometimes you can tell the content of a blind bag (by feel or by the barcode) so the seller might have picked out the whole set and sold off the doubles. Guessing boo was a common.

    • Nathan Brute
      Nathan Brute 2 місяці тому +1

      I only know this cause I used to work retail and it happened in store. We had loads of different blindbags from every show you could imagine, plus generic animals and shapes. You’d end up with a load of commons cause someone’d picked out all the rares.

    • Polygon Donut
      Polygon Donut  2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah I got them on ebay so they probably were just selling the most common one that had doubles

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • sim-ˈpli-sə-tē
    sim-ˈpli-sə-tē 2 місяці тому +29

    watching these videos feels like being a frog being cooked by my slowly warming pool of water

    • Indigo Wendigo
      Indigo Wendigo 2 місяці тому +7

      That's... oddly specific. ^^; Reminds me of the weird indie game Froggy Pot that goes from cute to bittersweet as a cute frog girl disturbingly relaxes to death while being cooked alive in a pot and you have to got to like, help her out of her existential suicidal depression or something. :p

  • Anthony Lambert
    Anthony Lambert 26 днів тому +1

    Ah, yes. A wonderful day for cursed Mario items.

  • Isaiah Torres
    Isaiah Torres Місяць тому +3

    Y'know, the Mario Ball can only make you to remember a certain memory back when you're 12 and a boy throws an Italian plumber between your legs inside a bouncy castle during some kid's party as your doing nothing, but crying in a corner...

  • Small Milo207
    Small Milo207 Місяць тому +8

    Being a Nintendo kid, the fact I actually had some of these products was a nostalgia hit everytime they were mentioned-

    • birdie
      birdie 28 днів тому

      Why did you put a dash at the end of your sentence?

  • Cactus
    Cactus 2 місяці тому +19

    14:39 as an Australian, I can confirm I have lost my family to the Mario koala

  • Edward Gaming
    Edward Gaming 2 місяці тому +3

    Fun Fact: Dreamland is the main place in Super Mario Bros 2 in the american version. It's because mario wakes up from the dream after defeating Wart. So it's considered as a "DreamLand".

  • SarcasticPrince
    SarcasticPrince 2 місяці тому +7

    The Mario koala is very cursed, and I love taking pictures with it to send to my online friends since I'm close by to it.
    Also, the way you pronounced Coolangatta, I died on the inside it was so bad I got caught off guard.

  • CottonCandy_Van
    CottonCandy_Van 2 місяці тому +8

    Such an amazing UAclips channel, a while back I would watch the videos you would make about your discord server, those were my fav and some of the best editing I could see at the time. I remember when you had less than 60k, and it’s amazing to see your editing style, voice, and personality on camera change. You’ve gotten so far and your channel has grown so much. Although you probably won’t see this, I just hope you become famous one day! 💖

    • Polygon Donut
      Polygon Donut  2 місяці тому +2

      Thank you alot for being for so long :)

    • TheGermanylover2000
      TheGermanylover2000 Місяць тому

      @Polygon Donut what can I say can someone just call me Germany kisser

  • Ibis Gamer
    Ibis Gamer 2 місяці тому +29

    These are definitely some of the Mario's of all time

  • Iris Blom
    Iris Blom 2 місяці тому +8

    Another fun and wacky video! I would love if you covered cursed kirby products because he's so skunkly! 😀

  • a
    a 2 місяці тому +6

    About the koalas, that's actually really neat! Here in Minnesota we have a similar thing but with seals that are less character themed and more painted.

  • stoniecollects
    stoniecollects Місяць тому +3

    Keep up the cursed product videos I love these!

  • susan
    susan 2 місяці тому +6

    If they just gave a regular koala statue a mario hat and mustache and maybe some overalls, it actually would've been really cute.

  • LillianGraceFull
    LillianGraceFull Місяць тому +1

    No matter how powerful bowser is there is nothing more terrifying than that child.

  • puppie
    puppie 2 місяці тому +6

    This series is the highlight of my year ❤

  • Gabezcube
    Gabezcube 2 місяці тому +2

    Despite how cursed they are, we all can't help but love them
    Also, I actually have the mario kart 64 telephone. It was a birthday gift from my cousin years ago

  • Micks Sparkle
    Micks Sparkle 2 місяці тому +4

    I love your videos, they’re just too fun with they way you edit them and all the different items you find. I can’t wait for the next cursed products! I hope the next ones are gonna be Pikachu or Kirby products

  • Yourealiar
    Yourealiar 24 дні тому

    I collected a lot of the candy tins and I have quite a few, including a cool 8-bit Link one I found about a year ago. The candy inside is pretty good. The best ones are the Bullet Bill candy and the Link candy.

  • Somegoodsoup
    Somegoodsoup 2 місяці тому +11

    I feel like I can find a majority of the products you show in these videos at a Goodwill.
    I need that Mushroom Waffle Maker!

  • Green Giant
    Green Giant Місяць тому +1

    My college town had several sculptures shaped like Garfield and painted as different themes. I really wish one had been Mario like the koala.

  • Yochai Kadosh
    Yochai Kadosh 2 місяці тому +3

    Thanks for lifting my mood through tough times.

  • Grimphantom99 InsaneEndermanGaming
    Grimphantom99 InsaneEndermanGaming 2 місяці тому +5

    I like to use the mugs for other uses like eating cereal and soup out of, I also love to use them to store pencils and stuff in them. Those mugs look really cool. ❤

    • Rachel L
      Rachel L Місяць тому +1

      i'd buy a item block mug just to store my ✨trinkets✨

  • EnderHoodie
    EnderHoodie 2 місяці тому +1

    for the super mario cereal, it took me a while to notice but I think the red marshmallow is supposed to be Mario’s hat. it seemed a bit funky at first but as i looked at it more I realized that shape makes a bit more sense over a super mushroom

  • TickaB_Kitsune
    TickaB_Kitsune Місяць тому

    I had the honor to stand face to face with the mario koala at surfers paradise, truly a great experience

  • King Rat
    King Rat 2 місяці тому +21

    I loved seeing the sus luigi toy in the lineup! We have him on the desk at work, I love looking at his odd expression whenever I'm there

  • The_Victor
    The_Victor 29 днів тому

    13:44 Those are based on the animated series, so they won't look like the original, but for the series, they are very accurate.
    And Luigi at 5:51 is based on the old animated movie.

  • Xoinks
    Xoinks 2 місяці тому +21

    I swear I remember having this Luigi plush where the mustache was taken off or something?? And he just looked really really weird lmao

  • MrShines
    MrShines Місяць тому +2

    It would have never happened to me but i can only imagine some kid wanting a GameCube all those years ago and getting a candy container instead😂

  • King Pig
    King Pig 2 місяці тому +5

    2:31 Never heard of the candies before, but jut by looking at the packaging and characters it's from Mario 2, which was btw just a retexture of another game which changes the playable characters and barely anything else.

  • Bozo_Bean
    Bozo_Bean 29 днів тому

    13:31 Anybody else notice that when he said "Warp Pipe Mug" it matched perfectly with the pipe sound

  • León!
    León! 2 місяці тому +15

    11:57 Increrible how the bath sponge turned out to be a way better plushie than any of the others you listed LMAO

    • Hannah
      Hannah 2 місяці тому +4

      It look cute

  • PeinMartyn
    PeinMartyn 22 години тому

    The Sailor Moon koala statue looks actually good, why didn’t they do something like that with Mario? Lol

  • just_oliwer
    just_oliwer 2 місяці тому +33

    *_"Giant Mario and Luigi Balls"_*
    _-Polygon Donut, 2023_

    • Polygon Donut
      Polygon Donut  2 місяці тому +12

      Truly the quote to lead a generation

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

    • Akira Hibiki Lucario Lover711
      Akira Hibiki Lucario Lover711 Місяць тому +4

      5:38 Speaking of Mario Balls

    • Viviana Maldonado
      Viviana Maldonado Місяць тому +2

      ​@Blint324 EnglishWould Ya Stop With The Waffle House Spam?

    • Greentixxy
      Greentixxy Місяць тому +3

      @Blint324 Englishthe waffle house has found its new clown, YOU.

  • Jujuoof
    Jujuoof Місяць тому +5

    I love your general attitude in those videos it is so warm, comforting and silly it's great!

  • Kavin's Kingdom
    Kavin's Kingdom 2 місяці тому +4

    I love the mario kart hotwheels. They just fit so well. I feel like nintendo have been taking big steps in partnerships lately.

    • Blint324 English
      Blint324 English Місяць тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host.

  • Maximo Escobar
    Maximo Escobar Місяць тому

    Good news Pongon! The Mario Movie was indeed a banger, I went to go see it 2 days ago

  • Zero Sponge
    Zero Sponge 2 місяці тому +12

    8:20 It really shows how enamored Polygon with the Mario products that he used the iconic low-quality Nene "yay" twice.
    9:22 Kind of a shame that these ones aren't gonna appear in the Hot Wheels Unleashed game.
    16:55 Imagine having a kid who became a fan because of the movie and you give this as a gift to them. The voice wouldn't throw them off that much compared to Chris' Mario voice.

  • GameRealm13
    GameRealm13 Місяць тому +2

    As an Australian I can confirm that the Mario Koala (YahooBear) are very much a nusiance

  • Memey
    Memey 2 місяці тому +5

    Fun fact: The mario and luigi slippers at 12:17 play music! I own a pair and god is it horrifying (especially when the batteries were dying)

    • pkflashy
      pkflashy Місяць тому

      omg stepswitcher real!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!11

  • Maryonnaise
    Maryonnaise 2 місяці тому +4

    It's fascinating how Mario didn't get copyright striked everytime he screamed "YAHOO!" .

  • Crazycat the boss
    Crazycat the boss 2 місяці тому +2

    I have no clue where this channel is going but I AM COMPLETELY ON BOARD WITH IT!

  • Dork Vader (100 sub goal)
    Dork Vader (100 sub goal) Місяць тому

    Do y'all remember when McDonald's did their own Mario Kart Happy Meals, or when Hotwheels did that Mario color themed van with the Mario logo?!

  • Purpulear
    Purpulear 2 місяці тому +6

    The shower curtain actually cool tho. Putting that on my list of wacky things to buy and put in my house. Along things like the cardboard cutout of a skyrim guard.

  • Perpetual Entropy
    Perpetual Entropy Місяць тому

    Besides the Shasta Marion soda The greatest Mario candy I have ever had is a brand called snerdles and it comes in a plastic question block it was these square gummi sheets that had pictures of fire flowers stars and mushrooms pixelated out of nerds type candy..it was really good

  • serene.velocity
    serene.velocity 2 місяці тому +3

    2:36 They are all from Super Mario Bros 2 and at that time probably didn't know that shy guy would become a staple character while the others pretty much disappeared.

    • serene.velocity
      serene.velocity 2 місяці тому

      Ah I just saw shy guy is there but for the rest well you know.

  • Aizakku Analysis
    Aizakku Analysis 2 місяці тому +1

    These things bring back so many memories. Especially the mario slider puzzle can. I actually still own mine and had no idea they were rare.
    I got the white one after my grandmother gave it to me. She must've had it stored away for years.

  • Gray Embrace
    Gray Embrace 2 місяці тому +5

    I had the fast food toy at 4:14 (I believe it was from Wendy's). It's worse than you think; the wheel itself doesn't turn and just slides left/right along that track. You have to wind up the green knob on the right, which will cause the track to scroll and loop when released.

  • Leeannie Fannie
    Leeannie Fannie 19 днів тому

    The fact that a child ate Bowser in the mac & cheese and the bowl and just slurped it up with his tongue is really cursed

  • ParkyLarkyDarky
    ParkyLarkyDarky 2 місяці тому +3

    Why doesn’t a Mario aesthetic exist yet like seriously

  • SlyHikari03
    SlyHikari03 27 днів тому

    Pokémon/Zelda would be a great sequel.
    There’s definitely a lot of bootlegs and memorabilia of those games.
    Ps. I remember the 3Dees gummies.
    I had a whole bunch of video game tins and kinda sad that I don’t own the gamecube one.

  • Astrid Elizabeth
    Astrid Elizabeth 2 місяці тому +5

    I've been waiting for this all week thank you! I was so excited when Izzyxzzz shouted you out in their cursed MLP products video we've all been waiting for this lmfao

  • Queen LOVELY
    Queen LOVELY 2 місяці тому +2

    How do you edit these?! Your editing is immaculate!!!!!

  • Gryffindork
    Gryffindork 2 місяці тому +3

    I like how he gets more excited as the video goes on

  • MC. Gemstone
    MC. Gemstone 2 місяці тому +2

    I don't have much to say but I look forward to the Mario movie. I hope that it's just a fun movie and doesn't need to be anything deep or ground breaking just fun and enjoyable.
    Also my favourite Mario game is Super Mario Sunshine. :3

  • StewChainz
    StewChainz Місяць тому

    My favorite toy as a kid was actually that Mario ball 😂😂

  • Jorbert Fivesevenaetree
    Jorbert Fivesevenaetree 2 місяці тому +4

    I already know people have told you were the characters originated from already so I'm going to say something more unique, I actually have a misprinted version of the large collection of Mario hotwheels you showed, its nothing big all it was is they mislabeled one of the characters karts calling it another, but im hoping it could at least become relatively valuable in the future, not going to sell it tho i want bragging rights lol.

  • Mr_oof314
    Mr_oof314 2 місяці тому +4

    Seeing polygon donut upload just makes my day much better