Meet my giant pair of scissors

  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2019
  • Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
    Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
    And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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  • Peter Bozickovic
    Peter Bozickovic 3 дні тому

    Ohhhh, cut that out.
    Can I cut in?
    Finally cutting edge technology.

  • David Gardiner
    David Gardiner 5 днів тому

    Weta Workshops used the term ‘bigatures’ for massive miniatures - would that apply?

  • SaintXsaint
    SaintXsaint 8 днів тому

    Reminds me of sheele from Akame ga kill

  • Jessica Cymone
    Jessica Cymone 10 днів тому

    That was so dope, I was so rooting for you! So glad it cut at the end!!! You put so much work into it! Congratulations!

  • Fredrik Johansson
    Fredrik Johansson 12 днів тому

    Can't stop laughing at your crazy ideas 😂😂😂😂

  • Leah Osborne
    Leah Osborne 15 днів тому

    Do u have anymore neighbors

  • captain_Ratchet
    captain_Ratchet 16 днів тому

    Ryuko Matoi wants to: *know your location*

  • Z Bit Plays Games
    Z Bit Plays Games 16 днів тому

    World of macros

  • Руслан Юрьев
    Руслан Юрьев 16 днів тому

    They are... Scissor sisters! *badam-tsss*

  • Hush
    Hush 16 днів тому

    Bonus Banana Cut!

  • Andres 2100
    Andres 2100 17 днів тому

    Hola hermosura viva subscribe dv

  • PaulusFirky
    PaulusFirky 19 днів тому

    Cutting-Edge Technology

  • Gaurav Prakash
    Gaurav Prakash 20 днів тому

    Her voice is so similar to Diana Cowern.

  • darkenmarr
    darkenmarr 25 днів тому

    I would love to get tools and equipment instead of makeup and stupid shit like that! I'm working on making a functional fabrication studio where I can build puppets and armor...

  • Cosmic Microwave
    Cosmic Microwave 25 днів тому

    Now tie it to a drone and then cut your hair with them

  • nozmoking1
    nozmoking1 26 днів тому

    Has anyone told you that you look really hot in jeans and safety glasses with a "I don't give a shit" look on your face?

  • Kirstin Duffley
    Kirstin Duffley 26 днів тому


  • Paula Gibson
    Paula Gibson 26 днів тому

    Make a large hamer

  • Stephen Abbott
    Stephen Abbott 27 днів тому

    8:07 Coolest welding helmet ever!

  • Madison
    Madison 28 днів тому

    You are living my dream life, like I need me a workshop to just make whatever I wanted. 10/10 I want to be Simone when I grow up (says the 27 year old 😂)

  • Kevin S
    Kevin S 28 днів тому

    Anyone watch akame ga kill?

  • Dominic's Curiosity
    Dominic's Curiosity 28 днів тому +1

    This was before truckla

  • Frank Green
    Frank Green 28 днів тому

    That looks like the park they filmed an episode of the original 90s show charmed. I think it took place in San Francisco so that makes sense.
    I'll see myself out.

  • Sāfto Rangen
    Sāfto Rangen 28 днів тому

    more puns pls

  • magic myth2
    magic myth2 28 днів тому

    mom to little kid; dont run with scissors , kid 25+/- years later i am barly runing with giant scissors. ;)

  • William Chan
    William Chan 29 днів тому

    Is this for sale?

  • Could Have Guessed
    Could Have Guessed 29 днів тому +1

    Didnt know Jenna marbles had an actually talent daughter wow

  • Ricardo Becerra
    Ricardo Becerra 29 днів тому

    He said at the end "Good Job"!

  • ToBeLoved
    ToBeLoved 29 днів тому

    7:46 *sparks*

  • ToBeLoved
    ToBeLoved 29 днів тому

    5:19 the scissor pun is criminally unrecognized

  • Parth Kothari
    Parth Kothari Місяць тому

    Try cutting thin metal sheets with it.... it'll work like a normal pair of scissors with them...just brilliantly

  • Ts6451
    Ts6451 Місяць тому +1

    I guess that this means that if someone makes a UAclips game or animated series with Simone as a character, her weapon might be giant scissors.

    But I suppose that even though some of the parts of the video looked a bit like a cosplay of some magical girl type character, as it is Simone we are talking about, her character would be making crazy robots to fight with...

  • Vertigo1545
    Vertigo1545 Місяць тому

    A missed opportunity to say ‘cut’ at the end

  • Sydney Anderson
    Sydney Anderson Місяць тому

    honestly was expecting more jokes about scissoring

  • Rosieposie mrs
    Rosieposie mrs Місяць тому

    Has anyone ever told you, that you look like Alyson Hannigan?

  • Ashton I.
    Ashton I. Місяць тому

    THE PUNS! This girl is awesome!

  • Ashton I.
    Ashton I. Місяць тому

    “The reasons are thin for this one y’all” 😂😂

  • Colby Petty
    Colby Petty Місяць тому

    Watching your videos make me smile and laugh my arse off, you’re so inventive

  • Findet Dori
    Findet Dori Місяць тому

    You're a female Gyro Gearloose - a brave and funny one. 💪 You're amazing! Please don't stop making shitty robots und weird videos, it's so inspiring 🙏.

  • Griffin Teller
    Griffin Teller Місяць тому


  • Ha-ha-ha-hapa
    Ha-ha-ha-hapa Місяць тому

    Saw these in another video and came looking for this because no way did you buy and mount giant sissors

  • Sophia Fuchs
    Sophia Fuchs Місяць тому +1

    I can tell you made these scissors with cutting edge technology

  • ted
    ted Місяць тому

    Nice scissors 😂

  • knate44
    knate44 Місяць тому

    What if you fluted the blades to make it lighter?

  • Denis Polyakov
    Denis Polyakov Місяць тому

    Scissors deserve to be run with too.
    I'll frame it :))

  • Paul Howard
    Paul Howard Місяць тому +1

    I think the problem running with those scissors is they can fall on you and kill you! LOL

  • Throttle 13
    Throttle 13 Місяць тому

    Only the coolest people on the internet can do shop work in open-toed, lime green foam slippers.

  • Nexus Trimean
    Nexus Trimean Місяць тому +1


  • Mirodin
    Mirodin Місяць тому +1

    Just a tip: for scissors to cut well the blades benefit from a very slight bend inwards so the cutting edges stay in contact and basically 'sharp themselves' with use by scraping eachother.
    Great video anyways!

  • SquaredSpekz - Connor Ellis
    SquaredSpekz - Connor Ellis Місяць тому


  • Andrew Hull
    Andrew Hull Місяць тому

    I just spent thirteen and a half minutes just to see someone making banana scissors. What is wrong with me, surely I have something better to do with my time..
    Who am I kidding. What could be better than scissors that cut bananas. Nice scissors by the way.

  • ha ha
    ha ha Місяць тому

    Great! why am I watching this???

  • Argh Jay Em
    Argh Jay Em Місяць тому

    You’re becoming a building lots of oversized stuff! 😂🤣

  • HeyYoBighed
    HeyYoBighed Місяць тому

    Lol I googled Videos that came out on April 21st, MA BIRTHDAY, and this popped up I am happy

  • Eddie Harris
    Eddie Harris Місяць тому

    So someone has probably already said this but, scissors have a slight curve in the blades so they come together tight all the way to the tip. I mean u went to all THAT work soo.... why not

  • kord cook
    kord cook Місяць тому


  • Nutmeg Gaming
    Nutmeg Gaming Місяць тому


  • Jeffrey Lu
    Jeffrey Lu Місяць тому

    If each blade had a slight inward bend so opening them would make them cross a little, there would be little to no gap between the 2 cutting edges. That would let it cut things with small widths, like normal paper. Making giant paper would allow it to perform like a normal sized pair of scissors cutting normal paper.

  • Xaris Martin
    Xaris Martin Місяць тому

    I just thought of the anime Kill la Kill

  • Tabletop Newtype
    Tabletop Newtype Місяць тому

    can you imagine if Simone actually filled the scissors with lead to make it solid metal. How heavy would it be