Meet my giant pair of scissors

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2019
  • Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to NordVPN.com/SIMONE and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
    Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
    And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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  • Massiah TheRuler
    Massiah TheRuler 3 години тому

    People 100 %say don't run with knives.. who raised you?

  • Ali Akbar Taghdiri
    Ali Akbar Taghdiri 10 годин тому

    10:12 reminded me of Jesus!
    And also the opposite of miniature is good old 'giant'. But if u agree with me that it's boring let's use :
    ****** GARGANTUAN******
    P.s. always nice to see u the coolest girl this side of Andromeda.
    P.s.2 i swear I'm not a grammar nazi. 😅😅

  • Beata KS
    Beata KS 17 годин тому

    I need this in my life. My pair of kitchen scissors keep getting nicked and magic themselves into my kid's room. If they were so big, heavy and mounted to the wall, they would never disappear again.

  • Gir
    Gir 19 годин тому

    You could just make a video saying blah blah blah blah for 20 minutes and i would still watch it. But. You're content is amazing. So. I watch it more.

  • Gigaguenther
    Gigaguenther День тому

    Did you know that scissor blades are slightly convex but chose to not go through the hassle of replicating that in half-inch steel? Because that would have solved the slop issue :)

  • Rémi-kun's World
    Rémi-kun's World День тому +1

    This simply makes me think of *Kill la Kill*

  • Tactical Looter
    Tactical Looter День тому +1

    You should have made the
    scissors from the anime kill la kill !!!

  • sとま
    sとま День тому

    とても、美人ですね!
    一緒に作ってみたい!

  • Rafael, um Nerd Poser
    Rafael, um Nerd Poser День тому

    Simone's own studio for filming Ant-Man scenes or Honey I Shrunk the Kids remake

  • Eric Likness
    Eric Likness День тому

    Take that Marie Kondo!

  • Erik Iacopelli
    Erik Iacopelli 2 дні тому

    best not run up them stairs drunk

  • mrdabeetle1
    mrdabeetle1 2 дні тому

    The blades need to curve toward each other slightly. On a normal pair of scissors, the gap is about 1mm. Scale up from there and heat the flat of one side only to get the metal to warp in the direction you need. Once the blades are curved, the tension will translate along the length of the blades as they close, making it easy to get a clean cut every time.

  • FireBird20613
    FireBird20613 2 дні тому

    SCISSOR CARDIO!

  • Brandon Martin
    Brandon Martin 2 дні тому

    Is it just me, or does this video remind anyone else of Gadget Hackwrench?

  • UnderClap YT
    UnderClap YT 2 дні тому

    she sounds like felicity smoak

  • Britt's Little Bunch
    Britt's Little Bunch 2 дні тому

    I now want to make tiny things big lmao

  • Jil ted
    Jil ted 2 дні тому

    "It actually cuts fucking paper!" Me: *still get paper cuts*

  • Joe Campbell
    Joe Campbell 2 дні тому

    nice

  • Sreeto
    Sreeto 2 дні тому

    I didn't know you were Swedish too

  • Mohamed Al-dkmawy
    Mohamed Al-dkmawy 2 дні тому

    is Dianna Cowern (physics girl) your sister??????

  • Alan Carnell
    Alan Carnell 3 дні тому

    Knives don't open and make a bigger hole on the inside when you fall on them. Imagine the scissors going in closed but opening as your weight violently opens them as they are going in. Or don't. That's a bad image to imagine. Sorry.

  • Alex
    Alex 3 дні тому

    Every time you upload, i'm reminded why i love you and that reason is:
    everything about this. And you.

  • Sam Harrison
    Sam Harrison 3 дні тому

    Mig-nitures! :D

  • yinsakura yinsa
    yinsakura yinsa 3 дні тому

    Ahahahh awesome!

  • 2011metalmaniac
    2011metalmaniac 3 дні тому

    dont trip on the stairs lol

  • Mike Lopez
    Mike Lopez 3 дні тому

    Was anyone else hoping to see the drill fall?

  • Cristopher
    Cristopher 4 дні тому +3

    6:20 there 'Mera Mig!' sounds like 'Mirame!' wich in spanish means 'Look at me!' at it's funny because it also makes sense in that context

  • Danny Grey
    Danny Grey 4 дні тому

    no I don't want to meet your pair of giant scissors you satanic whore, go back to hell with your cursed item crafted for dark rituals

  • El Javi
    El Javi 4 дні тому

    I'm getting heavy kill la kill vibes

  • Electromech
    Electromech 4 дні тому

    Thank you Nord VPN for allowing Simone to swear on UAclips and still get funding :P

  • Ceramic Quill
    Ceramic Quill 4 дні тому

    You are adorable!

  • Sara Silva
    Sara Silva 4 дні тому

    Is this the Swedish version of the movie Us?? 😂😂

  • Ryetz
    Ryetz 4 дні тому

    No one ever thought of a scissoring joke @ 2:58?
    You guys are weak af.

  • Hello
    Hello 4 дні тому +1

    Hi Simone

  • The Gibby
    The Gibby 5 днів тому

    If she made a crossover with Michael Reeves the world would end

  • Sebastián Alegre
    Sebastián Alegre 5 днів тому

    mignatures!

  • chrislee671
    chrislee671 5 днів тому

    vampire weekend - a punk at 3:39

  • Petter Eliseussen
    Petter Eliseussen 5 днів тому

    lol
    its the first time i see you, but i expect you to look smaller for each time. :)

  • Winddragon Lundholm
    Winddragon Lundholm 5 днів тому

    I didn't know you where Swedish. Your English is to good.

  • Trace Doyle
    Trace Doyle 5 днів тому

    She's such an edgy UAclipsr

  • Salvatore Shiggerino
    Salvatore Shiggerino 5 днів тому

    Take it to the UK and try to "bin the blade"

  • Salvatore Shiggerino
    Salvatore Shiggerino 5 днів тому

    8:35 Why nut cover? Why not just rivet the pieces together like scissors are normally made?

  • Skukkix23
    Skukkix23 5 днів тому

    I think the belly cut is sexist cause you cant perform it as a male

  • wt2009
    wt2009 5 днів тому

    No idea to where this channel is going, but im in. Dont disapoint us ;)

  • arttu ikonen
    arttu ikonen 5 днів тому

    10:11 XD

  • Nina Hallén
    Nina Hallén 5 днів тому

    Must...resist...making...scissoring joke...

  • doc crowley
    doc crowley 5 днів тому

    lesbian energy

  • J Jones
    J Jones 5 днів тому

    What a woman!

  • Timothy Kelley
    Timothy Kelley 5 днів тому

    You are a CUT above the rest!

  • Ken Heitmueller
    Ken Heitmueller 6 днів тому

    those GLASSES are ADORABLE!

  • Jacquelynn Trapani
    Jacquelynn Trapani 6 днів тому

    Simone is slowly becoming arietty

  • kieran jervis
    kieran jervis 6 днів тому

    You made the scissors so big you cant run with them

  • Caleb Jasik
    Caleb Jasik 6 днів тому

    a world of mig-natures

  • Replaymyway
    Replaymyway 6 днів тому

    Did she use the plasma to sharpen the scissors or a grinder

  • The Professor 10
    The Professor 10 6 днів тому +1

    TIME TO GO TO HONNOJI ACADEMY TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER

  • Richard Connor
    Richard Connor 6 днів тому

    Haha, I've got half of a giant pair of scissors almost done myself... but it's been half done for 2 years now... I'll get back to it eventually... Mine are just solid steel, and not quite so large, though. The half I have weighs 20lbs.
    So, the reason the scissors don't cut great, is if you look at good scissors, their blades are actually slightly bent toward eachother. It's very slight, but as the blades come together they meet, and form a singular cutting point. In front of that point, the edges actually overlap a teeny, tiny amount, and behind that point they seperate a little bit as the point travels down the length of the cut.

  • AaronAlso
    AaronAlso 6 днів тому

    Simone,
    Sharpening scissors is a next level skill that even most knife makers do not have. The two inside surfaces must be super flat and in direct contact with each other. This is just as important as the edge of each blade being sharp itself.

  • it's true
    it's true 6 днів тому +1

    Disclaimer: don't run with scissors. LOL

  • Helge Leirdal
    Helge Leirdal 6 днів тому

    Du kjem til å gjera framtidige arkeologar nokso forvirra...

  • Rubab Huss
    Rubab Huss 6 днів тому

    Someone trips at the stair and now he/she is a one-eyed pirate.

  • Gert van den Berg
    Gert van den Berg 6 днів тому

    This makes the cut

  • Jayde Faith
    Jayde Faith 7 днів тому

    Mignature

  • EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW 7 днів тому

    YES EVEN ABLE TO CUT YOUR HAIR NOT JUST GOOFY

  • EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW 7 днів тому

    HO HAVE I BEEN NAUGHTY PART OF THE SCENE
    PERFECT MATCH EVEN MORE JEALOUS,BEING SOLD OUT,BUT YOU GOT TO CASH IN FIRST,MEAN TIME NEED PURE IMAGE HARD TO HANDLE GUN,BUT NOT FOR YOU CALL OF DUTY BEFORE THE FINAL CUT,HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS,EVEN LOOK SEXY IN SAFETY BOOTS,OH DARED I HAVE BEEN ALL THEM BEAUTY`S,JUST A SCENE ILLUSION FANTASY,,CASH IN FIRST,AMAZING REALLY BEING SOLD BUT SWEET DELICIOUS SWEET WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR TOES PARTS LOCATED AT EACH FEET

  • Perryman1138
    Perryman1138 7 днів тому

    This is amazing! I feel like getting them flattened would do the trick (like people who do hand scraping), and barring that, put a slight curvature on them so the metal remains in contact through the cut.

  • Keven Silva
    Keven Silva 7 днів тому

    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • BennickGAdeus
    BennickGAdeus 7 днів тому

    Kill La Kill sequel when?

  • dubson_h
    dubson_h 7 днів тому

  • Tracy K
    Tracy K 7 днів тому

    Awesome.

  • SeawardFob43
    SeawardFob43 7 днів тому

    4:13 getting hammered huh...
    What a weird expression

  • Sarah Spencer
    Sarah Spencer 7 днів тому

    Lifts the scissor blades. "I think they're at least the weight of a 5 year old child." Lifts again. "5 year old child"
    This might be my favorite video

  • Thunderbird1337
    Thunderbird1337 7 днів тому

    OH NO COME ON, not that stupid VPN crap again! On how many channels do I have to see this nonsense? No, you can't surf the web anonymously with a VPN, your location stays not private and your data is not end-to-end encrypted. Although the suppliers want you to believe these things, using a VPN is absolutely no guarantee for that. It's a waste of your money. Don't understand why UAclipsrs with millions of followers are not satisfied with the income of the normal UAclips commercials and have to do this disinformational advertisement shit in addition. It's a shame.

  • Glenn Ray
    Glenn Ray 7 днів тому

    2:16 - 2:25 Very Meta of you...

  • briansuxxx
    briansuxxx 7 днів тому

    What wouldn't you have used aluminum instead of steel? Everything would have been so much easier.

  • Thomas Nøhr
    Thomas Nøhr 7 днів тому

    Simone G., making the world just a little bit better with each video. Thanks Simone G.!

  • sassycattie
    sassycattie 7 днів тому

    Watching everything slowly move closer to the edge as you hit the metal was hilarious

  • Dustywitch
    Dustywitch 7 днів тому

    we need a machine to use these with!

  • Ben Pesh
    Ben Pesh 8 днів тому

    The daily grind 7:35

  • Sophia Liberty
    Sophia Liberty 8 днів тому

    simone's voice is like a mix between lili reinhart and zooey deschanel

  • Shailesh Rana
    Shailesh Rana 8 днів тому +1

    Sheet Metal work is sooo exhaustive. I feel you.

  • Henry McCausland
    Henry McCausland 8 днів тому

    Simone you look happy :D

  • robrobusa
    robrobusa 8 днів тому +1

    Not to be that guy, but last time I had to hammer some sheet metal, I realized a heat gun makes everything SO much simpler.

  • MrWeirdowski
    MrWeirdowski 8 днів тому

    11:32 Don't walk with a slightly faster pace with giant scissors, Simone!!!

  • Darwin Dunn
    Darwin Dunn 9 днів тому

    Mignature

  • g.swell
    g.swell 9 днів тому

    i'm surprised that she actually has the will and drive to do men's work

  • Aldous Huxley
    Aldous Huxley 9 днів тому

    Perfect for cutting up chames jarles merch

  • monkeychicken27
    monkeychicken27 9 днів тому

    You’re hilarious. It makes me smile that people can give in to silly.

  • Rik van der Mark
    Rik van der Mark 9 днів тому

    Nice one Simone 😁
    But didn't you mean migniature at the end? 😜

  • ayoub fenkouch
    ayoub fenkouch 9 днів тому +7

    "please excuse me while i fund this channel" kinda stuff you only find on this channel :')

  • Ξενοφώντας Σούλης
    Ξενοφώντας Σούλης 9 днів тому

    2:05 That's why you are the best.

  • Елена Нилова
    Елена Нилова 9 днів тому

    Kelli ?

  • Kara McCarthy
    Kara McCarthy 10 днів тому

    her happiness makes me so happy :’)

  • ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇
    ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇 10 днів тому

    12:50 it's not menature, It's mignature.
    Ha! See what i did there?

  • Faye Higgins
    Faye Higgins 10 днів тому

    mig-nature

  • Tvens
    Tvens 10 днів тому

    Simone would be like the boss in the film “Us”

  • Jess Woodmansee
    Jess Woodmansee 11 днів тому

    Found this on Reddit shortly after watching this video! Wish I knew the story behind the image...maybe she just likes sharp objects too?
    www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/bnp901/cursed_garden/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

  • Young Suit
    Young Suit 11 днів тому

    This makes it seem like it would be easier to start a business that is backed by the mayor of your major city so he can give you the big scissors to cut the ribbon when you open.

  • Eric Hvinden
    Eric Hvinden 11 днів тому

    I'm so glad to see you on UAclips. Watched with tears about your brain issues. Glad to have you back...

  • Roger Skagerström
    Roger Skagerström 12 днів тому

    Mera dig!!! =D

  • ツZipp
    ツZipp 12 днів тому

    Hey, Simone! Where are you. That video have two months.