The New Map of America

  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2019
    ♦ People in the video ♦
    Ted -
    Jawsh -
    Traves -
    Hugbox -
    Mason -
    Fitz -
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch -
    → Twitter - callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - callmecarsonyt
    → Discord -
    → Subreddit -
    Music -
    Intro: ibrahim - land of petals
    Outro: hier - confess
    Other music I have used can be found here -
    The New Map of America
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 537

  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson  Місяць тому +10018


    • FunWithJonno
      FunWithJonno 17 годин тому +1


    • クソ子供 okumura
      クソ子供 okumura День тому

      @CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you

    • Mr Box
      Mr Box День тому

      "makes dick joke" compares 3 inches in dick size to his youtooz, 10/10

    • reonboi bruh
      reonboi bruh 2 дні тому


    • Hami Games
      Hami Games 3 дні тому

      wood fired pizza how will pizza get a job now

  • Elijah Kerrigan
    Elijah Kerrigan 5 хвилин тому

    I’m really glad Oregon got the attention it deserves

  • Jennifer Caisip
    Jennifer Caisip 2 години тому

    Loud in the start
    Chill in the outroo

  • lol ficus
    lol ficus 3 години тому

    5 mins of Ted trying to make Big Lion a thing

  • Darq
    Darq 5 годин тому

    New month, New vid

  • Jet Williams
    Jet Williams 5 годин тому

    5 friends

  • PotatoPotPie
    PotatoPotPie 6 годин тому

    This is the only channel that actually makes me laugh out loud, at all for that matter.

  • Khyebot Noneyabiss
    Khyebot Noneyabiss 6 годин тому

    Now, callmecarson. I have seen that you have an account where you show what anime you have watched. And I am very disappointed to find out that, one, you have not watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure jet, and two, you have dropped watching pingu. These shows are the best, and I thought you could do better.

  • ImShitAtFortnite 69
    ImShitAtFortnite 69 6 годин тому

    B I G L I O N

  • maybree adams
    maybree adams 6 годин тому

    " he thinks four dimensionally "

  • wuna boi
    wuna boi 8 годин тому

    what about Alaska??

  • Harry Shrager
    Harry Shrager 8 годин тому

    Item #: SCP-9102
    Object Classification: Apollyon
    Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant.
    Description: SCP-9102 is an omniscient and omnipotent entity known as "Big Lion". SCP-9102 takes the form of a two-dimensional, "deep-fried" image of a roaring lion's face. SCP-9102 is capable of interacting with matter through an intangible extremity referred to by its followers as the "Arm of Darkness", but also has total power over people who have perceived the entity for any amount of time [this effect persists through media, such as photos and videos]. SCP-9102 has created a religious denomination exclusively found in the continental United States, spreading itself both through word-of-mouth, as well as online media, including videos and "internet memes". All efforts to stop SCP-9102's spread have failed.

  • Egg
    Egg 8 годин тому

    Well I'm 6'9

  • Yaboi8456
    Yaboi8456 9 годин тому

    quakity be like rock lee lookin ass

  • Skyliner
    Skyliner 10 годин тому +1

    Legit you should have invited non-Americans to this so they could get everything wrong

  • VoidSpooks
    VoidSpooks 10 годин тому

    Idk why but I was just dying at

    Big Lion

  • Mr. Dimsum
    Mr. Dimsum 10 годин тому

    Ur content really helps me get through the day Carson keep up the amazing work!!!

  • Multako
    Multako 10 годин тому

    You made Mexico next to New Jersey...

  • Meme Incubator
    Meme Incubator 11 годин тому

    JoJo Siwa has a receding hairline, not relevant, just wanted you to know that

  • XavierTIM300 Theironminecart
    XavierTIM300 Theironminecart 12 годин тому

    Call me Carson more like call me Carl whezzer

  • WhiteBoyTrash
    WhiteBoyTrash 12 годин тому

    can you make your own discord server bigger so people can join again you reached the limit of 250k

  • خالد القلادي
    خالد القلادي 14 годин тому

    Why i feel stupid every time i watched one of y i tried wrriting

  • Josie The Wolf
    Josie The Wolf 14 годин тому +1

    You know the drill (first time doing this)
    1- Big lion
    2- Shack
    3- Pheb
    4- guy who saw big lion for the first time
    5- old Seinfeld
    6- the other 3 inches
    7- grilled cheese stand
    8- that alligator
    9- q-tip face
    0- random (the 1st number of your like)

    • Josie The Wolf
      Josie The Wolf 12 годин тому

      @Nilin lmao

    • Nilin
      Nilin 12 годин тому +1

      @Josie The Wolf too complex for me

    • Josie The Wolf
      Josie The Wolf 13 годин тому

      @Nilin The last number of your like is what you are. If your like is number 127 you'd be grilled cheese stand

    • Nilin
      Nilin 13 годин тому

      i dont get it

  • Bingo Blango
    Bingo Blango 14 годин тому

    As a Pennsylvanian I am happy to be living near the Appalachian Q-Tip. Historical Geography.

  • Ethanw04
    Ethanw04 14 годин тому

    Mmmm, yes. Virginia cheese.

  • HyperLyne
    HyperLyne 15 годин тому

    Here are the sections of the USA: HollyWood, W H A T, Yee-Haw Land, Incest, Fireworks or Gunshots?!

  • Alex Minto
    Alex Minto 15 годин тому

    Ted made a whole religion from his screensaver

  • Clorox bleach
    Clorox bleach 15 годин тому

    Next you should make a hotel

  • Nicolás
    Nicolás 15 годин тому

    Big Lion fans, COMMENT ON ME!

  • Sebastian Vincent valle
    Sebastian Vincent valle 16 годин тому

    and btw ya like my profile pic

  • Sebastian Vincent valle
    Sebastian Vincent valle 16 годин тому

    hey bruhh can you send me a invite to you cult it says the inv. in the description is invalid

  • cole newton
    cole newton 17 годин тому

    my brain hurts

  • Kyle hein
    Kyle hein 17 годин тому

    Here from gt games

  • Tyler Shepherd
    Tyler Shepherd 18 годин тому

    I wish I was good at memes...
    *intense sadness*

  • l a s a g n a
    l a s a g n a 19 годин тому +2

    them: * gets rid of florida *
    floridians: _so you have chosen death_

  • Michael Frame P.L.L.C.
    Michael Frame P.L.L.C. 19 годин тому

    1:09 this part was as funny as big lion

  • Spill The Tea
    Spill The Tea 19 годин тому


  • fatpug124
    fatpug124 19 годин тому

    Josh was clearly having the time of his life.

  • hummperdink videos
    hummperdink videos 19 годин тому

    How you gonna call my home state stupid, lol

  • figger naggot
    figger naggot 20 годин тому

    First cram now big lion

  • Necroph
    Necroph 20 годин тому +1

    "So i got into a call with six of my friends"
    *shows us him self and five of his friends..*

  • eddiek
    eddiek 21 годину тому

    *B I G L I O N*

  • SyyruppYT ヅ
    SyyruppYT ヅ 22 години тому


  • *_The Doctor_*
    *_The Doctor_* 23 години тому

    I live in Virginia and I’m just 😑

  • Starkidd
    Starkidd 23 години тому

    when you get tilted about the alt a's but your editing font literally uses them

  • Pumkinhoe
    Pumkinhoe День тому

    yes, I live in washing machine

  • B- boi154
    B- boi154 День тому

    big lion

  • Real Kerekter
    Real Kerekter День тому

    Wait i Just realized when i laughex this morning my laugh was like carson's one

  • mason coultas
    mason coultas День тому

    I didn’t know wifi dropping down by 1 bar could be a good thing

  • Jack Day
    Jack Day День тому

    B I G L I O N

  • Rocky Curiel
    Rocky Curiel День тому

    Merciless Sun God VS Big Lion

  • Skadadle skadodle youre a gay AS little YouTuber

    If we dont listen to Greta big lion will destroy the world

  • adept
    adept День тому

    just a friendly reminder to y'all that there is still a girl outside named Le4`che

    • Nilin
      Nilin 13 годин тому

      yeah she has a youtube channel

  • Kenan Barker
    Kenan Barker День тому

    hey Carson, check out the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki, you'll find some pretty cursed stuff. Have fun.

  • Faze Stalin
    Faze Stalin День тому

    My favourite video of 2019

  • FEARFaZ3 gaming epicc
    FEARFaZ3 gaming epicc День тому

    Fucken post or u a gay

    • FEARFaZ3 gaming epicc
      FEARFaZ3 gaming epicc 13 годин тому

      Nilin y

    • Nilin
      Nilin 13 годин тому


  • Battlemaster870
    Battlemaster870 День тому +1

    Carson: Speaking of 3 inches... *measures at 4 inches*

  • BromanGee
    BromanGee День тому

    Ted is so marketable it is absolute insanity

  • Oh Yeah yeah
    Oh Yeah yeah День тому

    Pheb has no churches
    *big lion is too big and strong, just like dad*

  • santadj101 gaming
    santadj101 gaming День тому

    If ya ever doing a qna I have one question

    Is it true you’re really good at fake crying